So i'm sitting on my bed browsing youtube with the window open and I hear a bunch of kids so I look over and sure enough, theres about 5 or 6 outside moving down the street outside our house. They stop right at our backyards fence and I get suspicious. I go to my washroom to further investigate and I see 2 two kids running at the same time towards my fence then leaping as if they were trying to hop it. I roll up the blinds and as i'm about to open the window, I realise I left the crank in my room. I thought they were trying to get their ball or some shit so I was gonna ask if they wanted me to get it (and the fact that my guineas pigs play pen is right alongside the fence and that they might squish them if they're running around. One of them sees me and they run to their bikes. One kid wearing a Polish jersey flipped me off and as much as I like my background, that kid needed his ass kicked. I run down and check the backyard. The pigs were in their little house and no balls were to be seen. 5 minutes later, after getting my brothers bike out of the garage (my back tire broke again) I pedal off and head towards the way they went. The gears were stuck on lowish settings and I have a cold so I didn't go far but I think they live close since they're only about 12-13 looking. If I see them again they're gonna get owned.

TL;DR about 6 asshole 12 year olds tried to jump our fence and I scared em off. Suggestions totse?

Next time they come back, shoot 'em.

EDIT: Sorry, that wasn't helpful. Just get a bb gun and shoot pellets at them whenever they come around.

you die now

Will blunt objects work?

I'd steer clear, those frail twelve year olds will surely beat your ass. We've all seen pictures of you. Save yourself a lost battle and submit to their will next time.

How dare you call him a pussy!

I was gonna do that

However, if they get their cocks out to him they're toast.

Yeah a good idea is to get a high powered bb gun, but a better one is to run electricity through the fence if its metal, or put massive ammounts of epoxy on the part they climbed over

There's always time.


If by "toast" you mean a pleasant, sensual, notoriously gay blowjob from him then yes.

You weren't gonna do shit you fucking pussy, get the fuck off my totse NOW.

And SLL, don't EVAR associate my beloved toast with homosexuality.

Am I the only one concerned about the guinea pigs ?

I think the SPCA should know that they under the care of a cock-loving individual.

*ObZ

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The fact that you like it is a testament to it's homosexuality.


No, I jest. Toast is heterosexually delicious. We all know this.

Lol. Nice call, their assholes are clearly in danger.

That's right, you back down.

Bitch.

I only back down for a better position in which you can fellate me thoroughly.

you might have wanted to pay you an aul surprise visit and give out a few lashings of the ultraviolent. then some in-out, in-out.

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Their current outdoor play pen. Trust me when I say they're pampered.

awwwwwwwww

I think I just giggled.

Dey shoooo kyuuuuuute!

*ObZ

Why didn't you pull out your supersoaker or nerfgun?
Thats what I would have done when I was 12. And pet guinea pig? Are you fucking serious?

lol guinea fag
it's gonna be funny when you fall off your tampoline and squish those fuckers

IceCAPPED

mofucka

*pow pow*

yea

Here's what you do:
Get some aluminium foil and hang it along the top of the fence
Find an old lamp
Get the lead for the lamp and cut it off the lamp
Now open up the lead so you get 3 (or 2) wires
Disregard the yellow green wire
Open up the outer sheath along the whole lead so you can separate the two wires
Now strip the ends of the wires so the copper is exposed
Find a tent peg
Get some tape and tape one of the wires to the aluminium foil and the other wire to the tent peg
Plant the tent peg in your front yard
Now plug the lead into a socket in your house and turn the power on

Note: if done incorrectly it will trip your circuit breaker/fuse

lol, get a car battery charger, and set it on trickle instead of blowing the circuit breakers