totse.com | my mom and dad just broke up

Cuntbag · #1 2008-09-26, 21:13

yeah i am stiil shaking my dad just stromed out the house and my mom is in the living room crying i just want them both back again...

OneMestizo · #2 2008-09-26, 21:28

You were probably the reason.

merciless mercenary · #3 2008-09-26, 21:29

*catches your mom on the rebound*

Quantrill · #4 2008-09-26, 21:30

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*catches your mom on the rebound*

Nice.

The_Infamous_Mobb · #5 2008-09-26, 21:33

wait till you see your new dad

fuckbiscuit · #6 2008-09-26, 21:34

My penis works in mysterious ways.

Retaliatory Anus · #7 2008-09-26, 21:43

You were the little mistake that started this event, you're just a ripped condom that caused your parents love to fail.

Machoman411 · #8 2008-09-26, 21:47

My parents almost split a long time ago, but they stayed together for our sake, and now their relationship is stronger for it.

Divorce is rough man. What you need to do now is try to support your mother.

You have my condolences.

Retaliatory Anus · #9 2008-09-26, 21:49

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What you need to do now is try to support your mother.

With some hot mommy-fucking. Incest is best, this man said it. You go give your mother a solid pounding.

negz · #10 2008-09-26, 21:49

Just ride it out, man. I know you want them back but think about if they are better off separated. It's not the best thing but worse would be a household that can't work out it's problems and all family members live in stress every single day. Hope that this separation will give them to think things over.

Chin up.

peu4001 · #11 2008-09-26, 21:51

My parents split up 16 years ago. You'll get over it.

Mutant Funk Drink · #12 2008-09-26, 21:51

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Originally Posted by Retaliatory Anus View Post

With some hot mommy-fucking. Incest is best, this man said it. You go give your mother a solid pounding.

This.

Mantikore · #13 2008-09-27, 00:07

Read. Know. Do.

2-0-0-4 · #14 2008-09-27, 00:14

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Originally Posted by Cuntbag View Post

yeah i am stiil shaking my dad just stromed out the house and my mom is in the living room crying i just want them both back again...

hahahahahahaha funniest post i have read in a few days

SLP · #15 2008-09-27, 00:25

How do you strom?

Dragonflame · #16 2008-09-27, 01:42

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How do you strom?

On a V-Strom!
http://www.crooks-suzuki.com/images/1158395524_DL650K7TouringV-Strom.jpg

spinal_cord · #17 2008-09-27, 01:53

mine broke up some years ago

now i have a rich dad AND a many times richer step dad so its megawin

too and i only see occasional money from my step dad though.

mythbuster13 · #18 2008-09-27, 01:57

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Sigmund_Freud-loc.jpg/225px-Sigmund_Freud-loc.jpg
This man knows what to do.

2007/08 is really GAY · #19 2008-09-27, 02:16

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Originally Posted by Cuntbag View Post

yeah i am stiil shaking my dad just stromed out the house and my mom is in the living room crying i just want them both back again...

lmaol.

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Originally Posted by OneMestizo View Post

You were probably the reason.

Lololololololol!!! This.

Self Respect · #20 2008-09-27, 02:57

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Originally Posted by mythbuster13 View Post

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Sigmund_Freud-loc.jpg/225px-Sigmund_Freud-loc.jpg
This man knows what to do.

This made me laugh.

JustAnotherAsshole · #21 2008-09-27, 03:18

I remember one of the foster families I was with. I was very young (Around ten) and they were my first family. At first, everything was nice, but they separated, the one I was staying with became a Heroin addict, and the other one moved out of the country. I was taken out of the family and put into a group home.

There's no greater sense of rejection than when your family gets rid of you. In my mind at the time, it was fucking crushing.

Later on, though, I realized that my foster family hadn't abandoned me, and that it was my real, biological parents that left me first and caused all of it.

spinal_cord · #22 2008-09-27, 03:27

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Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole View Post

I remember one of the foster families I was with. I was very young (Around ten) and they were my first family. At first, everything was nice, but they separated, the one I was staying with became a Heroin addict, and the other one moved out of the country. I was taken out of the family and put into a group home.

There's no greater sense of rejection than when your family gets rid of you. In my mind at the time, it was fucking crushing.

Later on, though, I realized that my foster family hadn't abandoned me, and that it was my real, biological parents that left me first and caused all of it.

pwnt.

WritingANovel · #23 2008-09-27, 03:44

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Originally Posted by spinal_cord View Post

mine broke up some years ago

now i have a rich dad AND a many times richer step dad so its megawin

too and i only see occasional money from my step dad though.

does ur stepdad molest you then give u money to keep u quiet?

if i were ur stedp dad i'd pinch u on your butt cheek

Metaflux · #24 2008-09-27, 03:56

Ok, even though this guy is more than likely a troll when did Totse become a place for people to try and outwit each other with retarded comments. What a waste.

JustAnotherAsshole · #25 2008-09-27, 03:57

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Originally Posted by spinal_cord View Post

pwnt.

No, Pwnt was when I was tortured (Cut with razors, burned with lighters & cigarettes, stabbed, etc, etc), beaten (over the course of about 5 hours), shot twice and fell into a coma for about 2 weeks.

Further pwnt was when ever since, I had nightmares in which I re-lived those 5 hours several nights a week.

alexander224 · #26 2008-09-27, 04:08

Go visit your uncle. He'll cheer you right up.

peu4001 · #27 2008-09-27, 04:15

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Originally Posted by alexander224 View Post

Go visit your uncle. He'll cheer you right up.

herpes?

alexander224 · #28 2008-09-27, 04:19

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Originally Posted by peu4001 View Post

herpes?

always brightens my day.

cronic5 · #29 2008-09-27, 04:28

Since this isn't S&A:

lol ur parents divorced cuz tehy hate u lol

FCAdam · #30 2008-09-27, 04:51

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Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole View Post

I remember one of the foster families I was with. I was very young (Around ten) and they were my first family. At first, everything was nice, but they separated, the one I was staying with became a Heroin addict, and the other one moved out of the country. I was taken out of the family and put into a group home.

There's no greater sense of rejection than when your family gets rid of you. In my mind at the time, it was fucking crushing.

Later on, though, I realized that my foster family hadn't abandoned me, and that it was my real, biological parents that left me first and caused all of it.

LOLOLOL THIS.

Not only did anyone who ever sort of like you pwn you because they were sick you were alive, but you got psychologically pwned too thats too fucking hilarious!

if this isnt a troll, then WTF are you people doing saying that on totse?? someone probably fapped to it

Zacher · #31 2008-09-29, 04:24

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Originally Posted by EssJay View Post

Point, set, match.

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister
stfu
his name isn't about the music tour.
ITS NOT WRITTEN Jägermeister Music Tour

Name's Taken · #32 2008-09-29, 04:25

Maybe your mum just wasn't giving your dad enough dome (head).

EssJay · #33 2008-09-29, 04:45

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Originally Posted by Zacher View Post

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister
stfu
his name isn't about the music tour.
ITS NOT WRITTEN Jägermeister Music Tour

No fucking shit. But jäger support that tour of shitty, shitty music. They also make a shitty, shitty drink too. When ya drinking only faggots and chicks run around yelling "jäger shots!"

Rumbo · #34 2008-09-29, 05:11

why are people such pussies about this shit?

Evry one acts the fucking same, i just want to slap them.

try never having parents fuckface

k4aic · #35 2008-09-29, 08:34

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Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsshole View Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moidPfDvRic

exactly...its fucked up