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2008-09-26, 09:04
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Need help asap
Well recently I managed to find some decent E, for three hits, popped two and for some reason saved the third. Anyway I got reasonably high and had a good night. Anyway, tonight, sitting home alone I decided to plug it, so I crushed it up, added some water and gave myself an enema. About five minutes ago my ass started to burn the hell, and I went to excrete the mixture, only to find my sphincter was swollen shut, trapping the shit inside me. I'm just wondering if there is any OTC shit that will get this swelling down, thanks.
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# 2
2008-09-26, 09:08
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Re: Need help asap
Wow.5
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# 3
2008-09-26, 09:20
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under a thick cannabinoid fog
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Re: Need help asap
You have 2 choices:
Waterbased strawberry lube and several fat lesbians with dildos, it's the fat chicks sweat that contains the anti-inflammatory.
Deep-heat.
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# 4
2008-09-26, 09:31
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Re: Need help asap
Fucking dumb ass quit making stupid threads
And GTFO
Thank you
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# 5
2008-09-26, 09:32
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Re: Need help asap
There probably is an OTC, but for safety's sake you should go to the hospital. Embarrasing, yes, but better than risking infection or a similar condition.
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# 6
2008-09-26, 09:36
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Re: Need help asap
poppers.
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# 7
2008-09-26, 09:48
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Re: Need help asap
That really sucks dude..but I did laugh a little.
Ibuprofen is an anti-inflammatory so you could try that I suppose. I don't really know what else would help. If it isn't down by morning I'd suggest you bite the bullet and goto the ER. That's going to fucking hurt when you try to take a dump.
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# 8
2008-09-26, 10:10
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Sucker Free City
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Re: Need help asap
i miss Dist0rtion  |
# 9
2008-09-26, 10:29
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Re: Need help asap
Quote:
Originally Posted by helterskelter
fucking dumb ass quit making stupid threads
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ha!
XD
Last edited by Bean_Doodle; 2008-09-26 at 18:11.
Reason: fucking smallcase D piece of shit
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# 10
2008-09-26, 11:56
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Re: Need help asap
Haha :d:d
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2008-09-26, 17:03 |
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Re: Need help asap
That's what you get for putting unknown substances in your ass.
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#12
2008-09-26, 18:48 |
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Re: Need help asap
thats what you get for putting anything in your ass.
Jesus taught you a lesson.
''Thy shall not stick unknown things in the asshole ''
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2008-09-26, 20:59 |
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Re: Need help asap
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Originally Posted by Before the Opiate
That really sucks dude..but I did laugh a little.
Ibuprofen is an anti-inflammatory so you could try that I suppose. I don't really know what else would help. If it isn't down by morning I'd suggest you bite the bullet and goto the ER. That's going to fucking hurt when you try to take a dump.
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It went down in the night, my ass leaked all over the place. |
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#14
2008-09-26, 21:44 |
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Re: Need help asap
Did you even get high?
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2008-09-26, 21:57 |
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Re: Need help asap
It went down in the night, my ass leaked all over the place.
lmao. Glad things "worked out" for you :p.
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2008-09-26, 22:20 |
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Re: Need help asap
Did you even get high?
Really fucking high for a short time followed by a really shitty crash, during which time the swelling gradually went down.
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#17
2008-09-27, 00:03 |
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Re: Need help asap
So would you do it again?
Or was the intense high not worth it?
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2008-09-27, 01:20 |
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Re: Need help asap
Really fucking high for a short time followed by a really shitty crash, during which time the swelling gradually went down.
That's because you pill was not MDMA. I've plugged MDMA before, and it sure as fuck does not do ANY of the things you have described in this entire thread.
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2008-09-27, 04:11 |
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Re: Need help asap
That's because you pill was not MDMA. I've plugged MDMA before, and it sure as fuck does not do ANY of the things you have described in this entire thread.
He probably got meth-bombs. Would probably explain the burning and definitely explain the horrible crash. Or he got something really weird.
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