totse.com | getting head for the first time

unluckyguy · #1 2008-09-26, 02:08

saturday I will be getting dome for the first time. Is this win y/n? Girl is hot and 2 years younger then me (9th grade, 11th here). She has apparently given it once and me obviously never.

I hear its mad awkward the first time you get dome. (head)

Some tips/pointers are welcome.

Also also, male here.

Haung · #2 2008-09-26, 02:12

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Originally Posted by unluckyguy View Post

saturday I will be getting dome for the first time. Is this win y/n? Girl is hot and 2 years younger then me (9th grade, 11th here). She has apparently given it once and me obviously never.

I hear its mad awkward the first time you get dome. (head)

Some tips/pointers are welcome.

Also also, male here.

I would hope you've never given DOME.

MH-iforgotmypassword · #3 2008-09-26, 02:17

Seriously make sure your dick tastes good that day. Shower and then lick it to check, theres really no other way to tell. Maybe if you rub a piece of bread on it and taste that. But a bad tasting penis is the worst thing ever. No joke. You better check. Also, b&&v&.

Transparent · #4 2008-09-26, 03:40

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Originally Posted by MH-iforgotmypassword View Post

Maybe if you rub a piece of bread on it and taste that.

Wait what? Rub bread on it? Hahaha are you serious?

akiratheoni · #5 2008-09-26, 03:41

You keep typing:

dome (head)

why not just save yourself the seven characters (that's including the space) and just say head?

VinMetal666 · #6 2008-09-26, 04:04

I swear, terms for head just keep getting stupider. Brain, face, dome, and I've even heard some dumb freshman kids call it "lips". Also, WTF at the bread suggestion.

Transparent · #7 2008-09-26, 04:08

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Originally Posted by akiratheoni View Post

You keep typing:

dome (head)

why not just save yourself the seven characters (that's including the space) and just say head?

Back in my day we called it a blowjob.

SomeLowLife · #8 2008-09-26, 04:14

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Originally Posted by unluckyguy View Post

saturday I will be getting dome for the first time. Is this win y/n? Girl is hot and 2 years younger then me (9th grade, 11th here). She has apparently given it once and me obviously never.

I hear its mad awkward the first time you get dome. (head)

Some tips/pointers are welcome.

Also also, male here.

What do you fucking mean tips or pointers?

Just lay back and get your willy wet. It's pretty hard to mess up on receiving oral sex.

She's in 9th grade? Better hope she doesn't have heinous braces. No one likes sticking their dick in a meatgrinder.

Azure · #9 2008-09-26, 04:16

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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife View Post

What do you fucking mean tips or pointers?

Just lay back and get your willy wet. It's pretty hard to mess up on receiving oral sex.

She's in 9th grade? Better hope she doesn't have heinous braces. No one likes sticking their dick in a meatgrinder.

Speak for yourself.

plehem12 · #10 2008-09-26, 05:01

Another WTF at the bread suggestion. What the fuck is the matter with you boy?

Anyway, yes shower though. Other than that, just lay back and enjoy. There is nothing else to do than that. Feel free to grope and squeeze and rub her lovely parts as she works.

Also, how is it that you plan a blowjob so far in advance? How does that work? How did that conversation go? Did you both write it down on your calenders afterwards? "Wednesday: Study. Thursday: Soccer practice. Friday: Clean house, do laundry. Saturday: Totally get blowjob, lol."? Is that how it goes? With me, it just happens...

rtb91 · #11 2008-09-26, 05:53

Well for the love of your god make sure she doesn't have anything sharp in her mouth(braces, wires, chipped tooth), and if she does make sure she doesn't get startled or sneeze.

I lost 20% of the skin on my circumcised cock from that, and scar tissue doesn't have any nerves in it.

All in all: VERY bad first time head for me, but I can at least give you a bit of a warning so it won't happen to you.

Also don't wank before it, you want to be as sensitive as possible for head.

bagel = delicious snack · #12 2008-09-26, 06:58

where i come from getting domed is the same as getting burned which is the same as owned which is the same as insulted or made fun of....hehe did you see what i did there?

like a thought chain or something

to keep on topic please clean your dick

Malkog · #13 2008-09-26, 07:58

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Originally Posted by plehem12 View Post

Also, how is it that you plan a blowjob so far in advance? How does that work? How did that conversation go? Did you both write it down on your calenders afterwards? "Wednesday: Study. Thursday: Soccer practice. Friday: Clean house, do laundry. Saturday: Totally get blowjob, lol."? Is that how it goes? With me, it just happens...

It's called getting dome man, jesus get it right.

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Well for the love of your god make sure she doesn't have anything sharp in her mouth(braces, wires, chipped tooth), and if she does make sure she doesn't get startled or sneeze.

I lost 20% of the skin on my circumcised cock from that, and scar tissue doesn't have any nerves in it.

Funny, that's how I got circumcised.

Apparently my parents didn't think it was weird that the doctor had to use his chipped teeth for the procedure...

Mötleÿ Crüe · #14 2008-09-26, 08:20

Lol, is it going to be "Mad awkward"? Hahahah, that's good as.

TrueBudSmoker · #15 2008-09-26, 11:04

too much chrome to your dome piece..

Machoman411 · #16 2008-09-26, 14:30

I got my first head at a party two weeks ago. The girl doing it had some experience, it was niiiice. We were both slightly drunk and she used a little too much teeth here and there but it was good, didn't come from it though.

Diesel · #17 2008-09-26, 14:38

I can guarantee it's going to SUCK, no pun intended.

EssJay · #18 2008-09-26, 14:46

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Originally Posted by unluckyguy View Post

Some tips/pointers are welcome.

There isn't really much in the way of tips/pointers in recieving a blowjob besides making sure both people are comfortable, 'cause you might be there a while. Alternatively you could be finished before she even touches you, so you never know.
Maybe lie down a towel to catch any cum or spit.
And if you're on the larger side don't push her head down to get more of yourself down her throat, unless you definately know she can easily take everything or you have a vomit fetish.

violet · #19 2008-09-26, 14:49

All the males here are probably going to murder me for this, but...

Don't put your hands on her head. You'll be too tempted to force her head down on your cock, she'll throw up and ruin head for you. You're too inexperienced to know how far is too far, and she's probably too inexperienced/intimidated (from the age difference) to stop and tell you to remove your hands or she's not going to continue.

Get a Job · #20 2008-09-26, 15:06

Tips/pointers on receiving head?! Are you serious?! Unless you are the one doing the sucking, getting "dome" (lolol faggot) is pretty self explanatory.

Gadooosh! · #21 2008-09-26, 15:40

Do this:

1.Whip out the penis
2.look at her
3. say "Suck me off you mucky cow" in the most porno like voice you can muster.

Job done.

Agent 008 · #22 2008-09-26, 15:54

Ok. Getting dome (head) is no joke, so take it seriously. To make sure you get dome (head) smoothly, shower beforehand. Use nice smelling soap / shower gel.
Make sure you have some nice smelling perfume. Sprinkle that all over your cock and balls, it'll make it smell nicer.
If you're not sure if you smell nice enough, try licking your cock. Or, if you're not flexible enough, get a piece of bread and rub it all over to find out if the taste is alright.

Otherwise no dome (head) for you.

frinkmakesyouthink · #23 2008-09-26, 18:21

I loled hard at the bread suggestion.

Whats this 'dome' bollocks? Never heard that before...

Conno · #24 2008-09-26, 19:14

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Originally Posted by unluckyguy View Post

saturday I will be getting dome for the first time. Is this win y/n? Girl is hot and 2 years younger then me (9th grade, 11th here). She has apparently given it once and me obviously never.

I hear its mad awkward the first time you get dome. (head)

Some tips/pointers are welcome.

Also also, male here.

You will never get "Dome" because she will see the sight of your tiny, pubeless meat pecker and then laugh her ass off and continue to tell all her friends.

Silverfuck · #25 2008-09-26, 19:30

I would slap a guy if he asked me for dome. Just call it a blowjob you moron.

Anyways: be clean, relax, and don't get your hopes up. She's likely going to be horrible at it, you'll probably be nervous, and you're going to make it 'mad awkward' by calling it dome and not just sitting there and enjoying the blowjob.

Get a Job · #26 2008-09-26, 19:40

Anyone who uses a lack of pubic hair as an insult probably JUST got their pubes. I remember using it.. back in the 8th grade.

ifold · #27 2008-09-26, 20:17

don't expect to cum

frinkmakesyouthink · #28 2008-09-26, 20:21

^ or expect to cum as soon as her lips touch your cock. Either way she's disappointed.

prettypoems · #29 2008-09-26, 20:29

If her hair gets in her way, gently hold it back for her. Other than that, I think it's pretty obvious. And thank her afterwards, if it was good.

And don't call it dome. You sound like the idiot skater freshmen I know.

Agent 008 · #30 2008-09-26, 20:34

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Originally Posted by prettypoems View Post

If her hair gets in her way, gently hold it back for her. Other than that, I think it's pretty obvious. And thank her afterwards, if it was good.

And don't call it dome. You sound like the idiot skater freshmen I know.

Are you meeting up with him on Saturday by any chance?

prettypoems · #31 2008-09-26, 20:40

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Originally Posted by Agent 008 View Post

Are you meeting up with him on Saturday by any chance?

Oh shit..you caught me.

No, just from a girl's point of view, that's what I expect when I give a blowjob.

freeRadical · #32 2008-09-26, 20:53

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

I would slap a guy if he asked me for dome. Just call it a blowjob you moron.

Aww, Silverfuck. How I love you.

EDIT: To the op, don't get too excited. It's probably not going to go as you planned and its not gonna be as good as you think it is. EDIT

unluckyguy · #33 2008-09-26, 21:04

Thanks for all the repliessssss.

To everyone who lol'ed at me calling it dome. It's dome NOW you faggots. Of course, however, I will call it head/blowjob when I am getting it from her.

I got set up with her through a friend. I have not even talked to her which is probably bad. But I have a GOOOOOOD feeling I can pull this shit off. Apparently she gave head to a random hot guy for her first time and never talked to him again or some bullshit like that.

I will probably post in thrread tommorow night/sunday morning sharing my fabulous experience.

freeRadical · #34 2008-09-26, 21:06

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Originally Posted by unluckyguy View Post

Thanks for all the repliessssss.

To everyone who lol'ed at me calling it dome. It's dome NOW you faggots. Of course, however, I will call it head/blowjob when I am getting it from her.

I got set up with her through a friend. I have not even talked to her which is probably bad. But I have a GOOOOOOD feeling I can pull this shit off. Apparently she gave head to a random hot guy for her first time and never talked to him again or some bullshit like that.

I will probably post in thrread tommorow night/sunday morning sharing my fabulous experience.

This has bad news written all over it. I highly doubt you're gonna get any dome(head) and if you do you're getting it from a slut who gives blowjobs to random guys. Who knows what kind of diseases she has? All that aside, it's your life. I still think you're getting all hoped up for nothing.

Fuggles · #35 2008-09-26, 21:07

I'm going to request that you don't post pics/vid, because it would "mad awkward". Also, it would be CP and you would be banned, but that would probably be for the best.

ifold · #36 2008-09-26, 21:08

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Originally Posted by unluckyguy View Post

Thanks for all the repliessssss.

To everyone who lol'ed at me calling it dome. It's dome NOW you faggots. Of course, however, I will call it head/blowjob when I am getting it from her.

I got set up with her through a friend. I have not even talked to her which is probably bad. But I have a GOOOOOOD feeling I can pull this shit off. Apparently she gave head to a random hot guy for her first time and never talked to him again or some bullshit like that.

I will probably post in thrread tommorow night/sunday morning sharing my fabulous experience.

LOL, Fail.

Not getting shit sir.

freeRadical · #37 2008-09-26, 21:09

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Originally Posted by Fuggles View Post

I'm going to request that you don't post pics/vid, because it would "mad awkward". Also, it would be CP and you would be banned, but that would probably be for the best.

Actually, I bet he couldn't get her to consent to pics/vids, so we won't have to worry about it. If he even gets any.

Agent 008 · #38 2008-09-26, 21:12

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Originally Posted by freeRadical View Post

Actually, I bet he couldn't get her to consent to pics/vids, so we won't have to worry about it. If he even gets any.

You mean any dome (head)?

Fuggles · #39 2008-09-26, 21:19

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Originally Posted by freeRadical View Post

Actually, I bet he couldn't get her to consent to pics/vids, so we won't have to worry about it. If he even gets any dome (head).

Don't you know that all high school freshman are cam whores?

freeRadical · #40 2008-09-26, 21:19

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Originally Posted by Agent 008 View Post

You mean any dome (head)?

Yes, thank you. I forget to type that. Thank you for pointing that out for me.

freeRadical · #41 2008-09-26, 21:20

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Originally Posted by Fuggles View Post

Don't you know that all high school freshman are cam whores?

Yes, I realize that. But I was trying to point out that I doubt he's gonna get any and, if he did, he wouldn't be able to prove it.

pete288888888 · #42 2008-09-26, 21:22

Grab her ears and face fuck her you stupid shit. Its not rocket science she is simply gonna blow you.

freeRadical · #43 2008-09-26, 21:23

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Originally Posted by pete288888888 View Post

Grab her ears and face fuck her you stupid shit. Its not rocket science she is simply gonna blow you.

I believe that proper term is rocket surgery.

-kthxbai

Retaliatory Anus · #44 2008-09-26, 21:36

This thread has been filled with faggotry since the first post. This shouldn't have gotten past making fun of this retard for calling it dome, what the fuck has happened to Totse? God damn it fuck you OP, you're in 11th grade (probably a lie) let her put her lips on your cock and take care of the rest, is it really that fucking hard? You deserve nothing less than to be castrated, disemboweled, strangled with your own entrails and dragged down the street for your stupidity. I hope your ditsy skank chokes herself on your preteen cock and you end up with a petite blond corpse on your fucking lap.

There's nothing more to be said, this thread is just the embodiment of the degradation that has taken place on Totse in the last few years. Fuck you op for bringing this to my attention, fuck you.

freeRadical · #45 2008-09-26, 21:37

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Originally Posted by Retaliatory Anus View Post

This thread has been filled with faggotry since the first post. This shouldn't have gotten past making fun of this retard for calling it dome, what the fuck has happened to Totse? God damn it fuck you OP, you're in 11th grade (probably a lie) let her put her lips on your cock and take care of the rest, is it really that fucking hard? You deserve nothing less than to be castrated, disemboweled, strangled with your own entrails and dragged down the street for your stupidity. I hope your ditsy skank chokes herself on your preteen cock and you end up with a petite blond corpse on your fucking lap.

There's nothing more to be said, this thread is just the embodiment of the degradation that has taken place on Totse in the last few years. Fuck you op for bringing this to my attention, fuck you.

NO, U!!!!!!!

Agent 008 · #46 2008-09-26, 21:40

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Originally Posted by Retaliatory Anus View Post

This thread has been filled with faggotry since the first post. This shouldn't have gotten past making fun of this retard for calling it dome, what the fuck has happened to Totse? God damn it fuck you OP, you're in 11th grade (probably a lie) let her put her lips on your cock and take care of the rest, is it really that fucking hard? You deserve nothing less than to be castrated, disemboweled, strangled with your own entrails and dragged down the street for your stupidity. I hope your ditsy skank chokes herself on your preteen cock and you end up with a petite blond corpse on your fucking lap.

There's nothing more to be said, this thread is just the embodiment of the degradation that has taken place on Totse in the last few years. Fuck you op for bringing this to my attention, fuck you.

You sound like you don't get enough dome (head).

EssJay · #47 2008-09-27, 03:23

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Originally Posted by Agent 008 View Post

You sound like you don't get enough dome (head).

I sure know I don't get enough. Dome (head), that is.

And the kids today have faggy euphemisms.

Psionicist · #48 2008-09-27, 05:18

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Originally Posted by EssJay View Post

I sure know I don't get enough. Dome (head), that is.

And the kids today have faggy euphemisms.

That's pretty funny, because i know for a fact i'm getting some Dome (head) in exactly 11 days.

averageBT · #49 2008-09-27, 05:19

wow "dome" sounds like something a fucking faggot 14 year old would say.

MH-iforgotmypassword · #50 2008-09-27, 05:23

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Originally Posted by unluckyguy View Post

Thanks for all the repliessssss.

To everyone who lol'ed at me calling it dome. It's dome NOW you faggots. Of course, however, I will call it head/blowjob when I am getting it from her.

I got set up with her through a friend. I have not even talked to her which is probably bad. But I have a GOOOOOOD feeling I can pull this shit off. Apparently she gave head to a random hot guy for her first time and never talked to him again or some bullshit like that.

I will probably post in thrread tommorow night/sunday morning sharing my fabulous experience.

....

It sounds like you don't even know what you taste like. This will be your first time getting dome (head) and your last time getting dome (head). I hope you enjoy it.

also, money says she's a he.

TrainWrecked425 · #51 2008-09-27, 09:38

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Originally Posted by akiratheoni View Post

You keep typing:

dome (head)

why not just save yourself the seven characters (that's including the space) and just say head?

lol dome, 9th grade?? what a slut

EssJay · #52 2008-09-27, 10:13

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Originally Posted by Psionicist View Post

That's pretty funny, because i know for a fact i'm getting some Dome (head) in exactly 11 days.

There's a possibility I may be getting dome (head) within the next week and a half, if all goes well. I just need to buy some beer to go into my foam dome (head).

Servant Girl Annihilator · #53 2008-09-27, 10:16

dome (head) lulz
dome (head) lulz
dome (head) lulz
dome (head) lulz
dome (head) lulz

ProtextBlue292 · #54 2008-09-27, 19:54

This one time I was getting dome (head) and the bitch drank my cum.

MartialShot · #55 2008-09-27, 20:27

*waits for update from faggot 13 year old who said dome to girl and she walked out laughing and fucked his best friend*

aliveupboy · #56 2008-09-29, 02:00

fucking awesome, i love cool stuff. how many points do i need to get silverfuck to give me dome (head)?

freeRadical · #57 2008-09-29, 02:07

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy View Post

fucking awesome, i love cool stuff. how many points do i need to get silverfuck to give me dome (head)?

I don't know, you'll have to ask her. Let's not start another war over Silverfuck.

Johnathon_Doerty · #58 2008-09-29, 02:18

So wait... What does dome mean?

Silverfuck · #59 2008-09-29, 02:21

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy View Post

fucking awesome, i love cool stuff. how many points do i need to get silverfuck to give me dome (head)?

You can't afford it, pal. Silverfuck dome (convex structure) is very elusive.

freeRadical · #60 2008-09-29, 02:21

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

You can't afford it, pal. Silverfuck dome (convex structure) is very elusive.

Ahh, very witty Silverfuck. +1 to you.

MartialShot · #61 2008-09-29, 02:28

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Originally Posted by Johnathon_Doerty View Post

So wait... What does dome mean?

And I am the moron, idiot.

Johnathon_Doerty · #62 2008-09-29, 02:33

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Originally Posted by martialshot View Post

and i am the moron, idiot.

Hahahahahahahaha, trolled so hard.

ProtextBlue292 · #63 2008-09-29, 02:44

Did this motherfucker ever get dome (head)?

freeRadical · #64 2008-09-29, 02:53

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Originally Posted by ProtextBlue292 View Post

Did this motherfucker ever get dome (head)?

That's what I'm wondering. I highly doubt it. She probably bit his cock (penis) off.

stormshadowftb · #65 2008-09-29, 02:58

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Originally Posted by freeRadical View Post

That's what I'm wondering. I highly doubt it. She probably bit his cock (penis) off.

fail.

it's "phallus (cock)"

this meme only works if the un-bracketed word describes the shape of the bracketed word as in: "humps (breasts)" or "dome (head)"

gadzooks · #66 2008-10-01, 04:46

Oh fuck, wait... this track is MUCH more relevant to this thread.

In fact, this is the most relevant anything has ever been to anything else EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usd2egPl2Wg

Srsly.

averageBT · #67 2008-10-01, 04:56

^^^hah hahahahaha

Twulz · #68 2008-10-01, 08:36

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Originally Posted by MartialShot View Post

do I have to throw up then coouch plegm for 2 hours to pronounce it

This.