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  #1   Add stormshadowftb to your ignore list  
Old 2008-09-25, 19:10
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Default Free burgers from Mcdonalds

go to mcdonalds, get a burger meal or whatever, then go to the corner of the restaurant and eat it.

then return to the counter and say "I just spilled my burger on the floor can i have another one please"

they will say yes, this can be repeated as many times as you like, it is mcdonalds policy to replace dropped burgers.
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Old 2008-09-25, 19:39
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Prove it faggot.
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Old 2008-09-25, 19:59
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Default Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

bullshit
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Old 2008-09-25, 20:18
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You could just say it tastes like soap or something, otherwise, just buy another one cheap-skate
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Old 2008-09-25, 22:26
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Default Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

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bullshit
This.
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Old 2008-09-25, 23:02
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There fucking 99 cents. Were not in that much of a depression. Broke ass.
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Old 2008-09-26, 02:03
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Thumbs down Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

I hate how the food trays buckle after a while.
Its got something to do with the hot water washing of them.

They buckle up in the centre, so if you are moving around the store your drinks & food start to rock around & fall off.

Had that happen to both drinks & sundaes.

& all their seats are so damn close to each other.
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Old 2008-09-26, 03:21
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There fucking 99 cents. Were not in that much of a depression. Broke ass.
Best comment I heard all day!
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Old 2008-09-26, 03:44
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I hate how the food trays buckle after a while.

They buckle up in the centre, so if you are moving around the store your drinks & food start to rock around & fall off.
How much fucking food do you have on your tray tubby?
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Old 2008-09-26, 05:19
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Thumbs down Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

OP: Who the fuck would want to "scam" McDonald's? If your so low that you have to scam your local Micky D's for food...you need a fucking job...bad.
Everyone else reading: You KNOW this faggot was at micky d's with his mom and dropped his burger because he walks like a faggot and had to go get a new one and thought he'd sound badass if he made is sound like a "scam". Their not really free, since you have to pay in the first place.

/Fail.
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Old 2008-09-26, 15:04
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Default Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

everyones calling me a broke ass faggot, but they don't have the confidence to lie to mcdonalds workers.

they don't give a shit what you ask for, you could go up to the counter and say "i'm still waiting for my mcchicken sandwich" and they will just hand you one.

a burger is 99c, but the big tasty is like 2.99 here in england, especially if the first one you actually pay for was one without bacon, then you say you dropped one with bacon you are basically doubling the ammount of burger that you payed for.

you all fucking suck, it's a simple social-engineering trick that can feed you well. better than most of the far-fetched bullshit thats on here that no-one actually does and just talks about.

oh yeah, streetthug! i fucked your mother. I'm not even joking, I ACTUALLY fucked your mother.
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Old 2008-09-26, 19:08
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Default Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

i like me double cheese burgs.
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Old 2008-09-26, 22:28
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This works, but who wanna eat mc D anyways? eat real food people.
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Old 2008-09-26, 23:15
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Default Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

Drop them infront of the food people and ask for an other one.
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Old 2008-09-27, 00:28
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This works, but who wanna eat mc D anyways? eat real food people.
This, I wonder if this works at BK
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  #16   Add Before the Opiate to your ignore list  
Old 2008-09-27, 02:08
Before the Opiate Before the Opiate is offline
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Yeah. Go try and repeatedly ask the same fat dude behind the counter for 10 burgers.

"Oops, dropped another one!"
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Old 2008-09-27, 05:10
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everyones calling me a broke ass faggot, but they don't have the confidence to lie to mcdonalds workers.

they don't give a shit what you ask for, you could go up to the counter and say "i'm still waiting for my mcchicken sandwich" and they will just hand you one.

a burger is 99c, but the big tasty is like 2.99 here in england, especially if the first one you actually pay for was one without bacon, then you say you dropped one with bacon you are basically doubling the ammount of burger that you payed for.

you all fucking suck, it's a simple social-engineering trick that can feed you well. better than most of the far-fetched bullshit thats on here that no-one actually does and just talks about.

oh yeah, streetthug! i fucked your mother. I'm not even joking, I ACTUALLY fucked your mother.
Wow way to prove my point there, faggoteer. I guess nobody told you that mom jokes went out of style in..about.. the 90's.
Yes we all have the 'courage' (not that it takes any) to lie to the guy behind a counter of micky d's, most of us have a lot more. But none of us are dumb enough to want to lie to get a free hamburger. That's idiotic and not worth smelling the shit they have to get free nasty food. Have fun with your "scam" you fucking hobo.
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Old 2008-09-27, 09:50
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Default Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

Get free sprite from McDonalds.

Ask for a free water cup, go fill it up with sprite when they aren't looking, walk out and enjoy.

I've done this about 300 times over the past 4 years.
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  #19   Add deadhero to your ignore list  
Old 2008-09-27, 09:55
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Get free sprite from McDonalds.

Ask for a free water cup, go fill it up with sprite when they aren't looking, walk out and enjoy.

I've done this about 300 times over the past 4 years.
OMG, like that cost them almost liek $15!!!1!
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Old 2008-09-27, 10:01
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Get free sprite from McDonalds.

Ask for a free water cup, go fill it up with sprite when they aren't looking, walk out and enjoy.

I've done this about 300 times over the past 4 years.
Heh, they don't give a crap about refilling... me and a few of my mates just kept refilling all of our drinks around... five or six times, while the people where just watching.
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Old 2008-09-27, 10:16
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& all their seats are so damn close to each other.
No, that's just your huge ass.
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  #22   Add SLP to your ignore list  
Old 2008-09-27, 13:53
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Default Re: Free burgers from Mcdonalds

It is McDonalds policy to replace spilt food. You don't have to bother asking them for another burger - as soon as you drop it an employee will come over and give you another burger. This can only be done about 2 maybe 3 times before they say no more.
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Old 2008-09-27, 14:09
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Heh, they don't give a crap about refilling... me and a few of my mates just kept refilling all of our drinks around... five or six times, while the people where just watching.
ur allowed to get free refills buddy. thats why the machines are in the dining area, and not behind the counter.
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Old 2008-09-27, 14:30
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None of you people have ever worked at McDonald's have you? Anytime I ever had asshole customers trying to scam me because they thought I was dumb, trust me, I fucked with there food bad. Like wiped my ass with the bun bad. You'd be surprised how mad people can get over something like ketchup not being on the burger. One time I had a person cuss me out pretty bad when I told him he'd have to wait 2 minutes for us to make fresh fries for him. I told him he could suck my dick.

I'd never randomly taint food, only the cocksuckers food. But the shit that I'd do was epic in its ability to cause disgust.
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Old 2008-09-27, 18:03
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None of you people have ever worked at McDonald's have you? Anytime I ever had asshole customers trying to scam me because they thought I was dumb, trust me, I fucked with there food bad. Like wiped my ass with the bun bad. You'd be surprised how mad people can get over something like ketchup not being on the burger. One time I had a person cuss me out pretty bad when I told him he'd have to wait 2 minutes for us to make fresh fries for him. I told him he could suck my dick.

I'd never randomly taint food, only the cocksuckers food. But the shit that I'd do was epic in its ability to cause disgust.
this is why one of my personal rules is not to fuck with people who handle my food
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Old 2008-09-27, 19:09
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The OP has probably had hundreds of people's cum, spit, ballsweat, etc in his burgers since he has done this "hundreds of times". LOL
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Old 2008-09-27, 19:28
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None of you people have ever worked at McDonald's have you? Anytime I ever had asshole customers trying to scam me because they thought I was dumb, trust me, I fucked with there food bad. Like wiped my ass with the bun bad. You'd be surprised how mad people can get over something like ketchup not being on the burger. One time I had a person cuss me out pretty bad when I told him he'd have to wait 2 minutes for us to make fresh fries for him. I told him he could suck my dick.

I'd never randomly taint food, only the cocksuckers food. But the shit that I'd do was epic in its ability to cause disgust.
So, you're just too much of a douchebag to do your job; you can't just swallow the tiny amount of pride you have left and do what you're getting paid to do.

Go back to elementary school before you get fired.
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Old 2008-09-28, 20:49
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None of you people have ever worked at McDonald's have you? Anytime I ever had asshole customers trying to scam me because they thought I was dumb, trust me, I fucked with there food bad. Like wiped my ass with the bun bad. You'd be surprised how mad people can get over something like ketchup not being on the burger. One time I had a person cuss me out pretty bad when I told him he'd have to wait 2 minutes for us to make fresh fries for him. I told him he could suck my dick.

I'd never randomly taint food, only the cocksuckers food. But the shit that I'd do was epic in its ability to cause disgust.

but they just pick up the burger from the slide thing where it is waiting behind the counter and hand it to me! there is no opportunity for them to fuck with my burger.

anyway, I'm not rude about it. I'm a charming guy in real life haha. and when i ask the (usually female) staff for the burger they always smile and say "thats ok" and hand me the burger.

anyway, the food prep area is open for all to see, and the restaurant in my town is well run, and englands health and safety law and food hygiene law as well as !Tort law! is the best in the world. i cant imagine anyone being aroused enough working at mcd's to actually cum in a burger.

streetthug, when did i say i'v done this "hundreds of times" ??? seriously? stop "ankle-biting" me! let's hear some stuff you've pulled off, clever stuff, like you claim.????


anyway the point is not that i love mc'donalds. but that if you're going to pay 5 pounds for a meal thats worth 1 pound then you might as well even the score up a bit. it just makes sense.
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Old 2008-09-28, 21:47
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anyway the point is not that i love mc'donalds. but that if you're going to pay 5 pounds for a meal thats worth 1 pound then you might as well even the score up a bit.
No no no you got that all wrong. You GAIN 5 pounds...
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Old 2008-09-28, 22:25
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The OP has probably had hundreds of people's cum, spit, ballsweat, etc in his burgers since he has done this "hundreds of times". LOL

being 15 years old you would be an expert on cum, spit and ballsweat.
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Old 2008-10-06, 12:28
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Yeah. Go try and repeatedly ask the same fat dude behind the counter for 10 burgers.

"Oops, dropped another one!"
lol that would be too funny.
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