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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1
2008-09-24, 17:12
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Acolyte
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Santa Barbara, CA
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It takes me too long to cum :(
My lover came over this morning and proceeded to give me head. However, after like five minutes she gave up, and started complaining about how it's impossible to pleasure me. Basically, I need to learn how to cum faster. How!?! Totse, please advise me in my time of strife.
EDIT: she gives great head btw . . . it's just a little on the slow side.
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# 2
2008-09-24, 17:20
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
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Originally Posted by 0pportune
My lover came over this morning and proceeded to give me head. However, after like five minutes she gave up, and started complaining about how it's impossible to pleasure me. Basically, I need to learn how to cum faster. How!?! Totse, please advise me in my time of strife.
EDIT: she gives great head btw . . . it's just a little on the slow side.
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How often do you masturbate? .. If it's quite often, try doing it less often...
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# 3
2008-09-24, 17:31
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
if u aren't cumming she isnt doing it for u, don't take all the blame.
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# 4
2008-09-24, 17:47
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Regular
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ass and titties
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
Probably because she gave up after five minutes.
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# 5
2008-09-24, 18:24
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
I had an ex who was like this.... stopping after some LAME amount of time like 5 minutes and complaining that it's too hard to do.
It's pathetic. SlapaHo.
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# 6
2008-09-24, 18:28
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by 0pportune
My lover came over this morning and proceeded to give me head. However, after like five minutes she gave up, and started complaining about how it's impossible to pleasure me. Basically, I need to learn how to cum faster. How!?! Totse, please advise me in my time of strife.
EDIT: she gives great head btw . . . it's just a little on the slow side.
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She gave up after five minutes?
What a quitter.
You don't need to cum faster, she needs to stop being a timewhore.
Edit: I think a vehement cock slap is in order!
Last edited by SomeLowLife; 2008-09-24 at 19:12.
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# 7
2008-09-24, 18:38
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Regular
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
wtf
5 minute head isn't shit.
Your girlfriends just a little bitch
but if you wanna cum in 5 minutes just don't jack off till she gives you head again
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# 8
2008-09-24, 18:46
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
Female logic..
Explain to her, that if you were to cum in less than 5 minutes, that would mean that you would cum in less than 5 minutes during sex as well. In which case she would be complaining even more.
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# 9
2008-09-24, 18:50
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Regular
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Behind that brick in the wall.
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
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Originally Posted by Agent 008
Female logic..
Explain to her, that if you were to cum in less than 5 minutes, that would mean that you would cum in less than 5 minutes during sex as well. In which case she would be complaining even more.
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Myths and legends.
How long does it take her to get off? Maybe you can use that as leverage against her.
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# 10
2008-09-24, 19:10
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Re: It takes me too long to cum :(
5 minutes isnt much... I've given head for over an hour on multiple occasions.
If you cant cum from 5 minutes of head tell her you'll cum from anal.
It's what I do if I cant get him off!
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