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Old 2008-09-24, 03:37
Xerxes35 Xerxes35 is offline
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Default Ingenious way to rob a bank.

I was thinking about this today totse and I would like some ideas and suggestions about these plans.

Plan 1- Robbing the Bank

This plan will take probably 2 weeks to set up correctly to gather intelligence and to find out who runs the bank, but here it is. What you do is go to the bank and find out who is in charge of it a.k.a. the guy who has all the keys to everything and knows the all the codes to everything. What you do is follow him home one night and see where he lives and sit outside and see what time he gets up and goes to work and how his family operates. Then one night at like 1 A.M. when you decide the time is right you go into his house and wake him and his family up at gunpoint and say get dressed we are going to the bank. You have a friend look after the family while you are gone and you will be able to contact him at a moments notice to let them know to kill them if the guy doesn't co-operate. Then you question him on the bank's security system. If he says he can get you inside that night and you can get all the money and get out, then, you go ahead and do that get the money and get away. If that is not feasible what you do is kidnap his children or a child and tell him if he contacts the cops the child is dead, and you let him know that you don't want anybody dead and you just want money, but if you have to you will. You then tell him to go into the bank and take an amount you specify out and then give it to you at a location you choose. After you get the money you will contact him about the child and where they will be dropped off at. At that point you kill the child for fun haha.

I have another idea ill post later, but feel free to criticize me and cal my idea stupid/Molotov everything
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Old 2008-09-24, 03:52
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Default Re: Ingenious way to rob a bank.

since when does a vault open with a key?
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Old 2008-09-24, 04:03
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Here's the first three problems with that idea that I can think of off the top of my head.

When you go to the bank, you will need to make the bank manager disable the office security. When he does that, the security company that monitors the bank will notice, and will call someone to find out why the security system has been deactivated, and when they don't get a good reason, they will sent security officers and/or police.

Most bank vaults can only be operated at certain times of the day, and they usually have a time-lock, which means at BEST you'll be sitting around on your ass for an hour or more waiting for the vault to open. At worst, you'll be waiting until 8 am or something.

The bank manager alone doesn't usually have the code to open the vault, otherwise he might just rock up one day, open it up, stuff a bag full of money and fuck off. It would probably take a couple of people to open it.
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Old 2008-09-24, 04:05
Xerxes35 Xerxes35 is offline
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Default Re: Ingenious way to rob a bank.

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since when does a vault open with a key?
Who said that?
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Old 2008-09-24, 04:06
Xerxes35 Xerxes35 is offline
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Default Re: Ingenious way to rob a bank.

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Here's the first three problems with that idea that I can think of off the top of my head.

When you go to the bank, you will need to make the bank manager disable the office security. When he does that, the security company that monitors the bank will notice, and will call someone to find out why the security system has been deactivated, and when they don't get a good reason, they will sent security officers and/or police.

Most bank vaults can only be operated at certain times of the day, and they usually have a time-lock, which means at BEST you'll be sitting around on your ass for an hour or more waiting for the vault to open. At worst, you'll be waiting until 8 am or something.

The bank manager alone doesn't usually have the code to open the vault, otherwise he might just rock up one day, open it up, stuff a bag full of money and fuck off. It would probably take a couple of people to open it.
Thanks for the input. I'll think about this some more and get back to ya.
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Old 2008-09-24, 04:25
PlentyofTorrents.com PlentyofTorrents.com is offline
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This was done in Dec. 04 and made the robbers £26.5 million.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Bank_robbery
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Old 2008-09-24, 05:12
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Default Re: Ingenious way to rob a bank.

Yeh it's been done before.
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Old 2008-09-24, 05:24
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Default Re: Ingenious way to rob a bank.

This meathod has been done before so they have systems in place for this. Time locks, only 2 people know half the code, etc
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Old 2008-09-24, 05:41
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This was done in Dec. 04 and made the robbers £26.5 million.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Bank_robbery
Sinn Féin for the win.
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Old 2008-09-24, 05:49
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Default Re: Ingenious way to rob a bank.

Some people did just that back when I lived in Indonesia, some many years ago. They were shot to death while leaving on the only road out of town. But that's Indonesia.
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