So there is this kid that, for more than one reason, we need to vandalize his parent's property. it is justifiable, not just dumb shit. Can Totse, the most creative place ever, give me some original ideas?
so far we have:

• leaning a trashcan full of water against his front door and ringing the door bell
• egging
• pouring gas on his lawn
• tieing a rope to his doorknob and to our car and driving away as fast as we can
• digging up his basketball hoop

suck him dry

Bird Cage Club Restaurant

Tie the front/back bumper of his car to a pole.

Sugar all over the lawn so you can attract ants? (always wanted to try that)

i already told you, chop off his penis with a bread knife.

Weed killer his FL. When there gone use there own hose and break there basement window and givem an inground swimming pool. =] water bill and damage. =]


Oh yeah and,

When in doubt....C4

Well then, tell us. It will help us make it poetic justice

Is c4 the new molotov everything?

Tie a rope around a tree in his front yard, and the other end around your neck. Then drive your aston martin as fast as possible at his house. He will have nightmares forever, and you'll f*Ck up the property, with style! And you can't get in trouble for this.

molotov everything

that 'll teach nigga not 2 FUK WIT YOHU!

Spunk in his shoes