women move slower than men. fact. does your slow girlfriend drive you insane? like want to pull your hair out and scream HURRY THE FUCK UP like a crazy person? does she make you late for everything you plan on doing? fucking girlfriends. they fucking suck sometimes.

she will move fast, dont you worry. like when she checks out of the relationship before telling you. she will be on to the next dude before you are even out the door. enjoy your day

Haha! This.

I laughed at the thread title.

Fat girls, yes.

Gftmft!!

And they also fast at sucking cock, too.

I thought you meant stupid girlfriends. It would have been more interesting. Just whip her if she's slow.

Yes, girls are slow. Lie to them about the times that things are.

I thought you meant either girls that wouldn't put out (dump them or deal) or stupid girls (dump them even faster).

My boyfriend's always the one making us late. I like to leave early to get places on time, and I can get ready quickly, but he always thinks he's ready to go, so he sits down and starts doing something while he waits for it to be time to leave, and when it's actually time to walk out the door he remembers fifty small things that 'will just take a second, I swear!'

I don't really mind though.

I too thought this was about stupid girlfriends. unfortunately im dating someone right now whos is slow in both those ways (lying about the time FTW, BTW).
she never understands my subtle humor, and if I ever watch a movie with her (outside of chick flicks) I usually spend the whole time explaining it to her. Its demeaning to my intelligence just talking to her but on the other hand she is SMOKING hot and a fucking nutjob in the sack.
How should I break it off (when I do) so that she understands the harshness of life and hopefully strives to be a more intelligent person??

...fucking her sister is the only thing Ive come up with so far.