totse.com | I need to goto sleep for a couple days.

needtoknow · #1 2008-09-23, 00:12

I am looking for a drug that could put me into a deep sleep for 3 days. Not a coma, I plan to lucid dream for about 2/3 days and create my own reality.

The plans for my trip are:
Sex
Fly strapped to the back of a boeing 747
Light the whitehouse on fire and watch it burn (like the canadians did way back when 180* am I right?)
The matrix with endless hords of zombies
Counter strike
Create a clone of myself and have a fight to the death!
Take a gun and bring it to school and shoot everyone.
Get a Jedi to cut me in half.

I also plan to take large amounts of vitamin b12 , melatonin and possibly a bit of lsd.

Ed Lister · #2 2008-09-23, 04:12

So what happens when your plans fail and instead of dreaming of all that cool shit you are stuck for three days in a psychological hell hole from which you never recover, you fucking idiot?

the bamph · #3 2008-09-23, 07:11

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Counter strike

are you 12 years old or just retarded?

Knight of blacknes · #4 2008-09-23, 07:59

I'm going to laugh out soooo loud if your trip ends up in a Silent Hill nightmare and you jump of the roof sleepwalking and kill yourself!

needtoknow · #5 2008-09-23, 13:44

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So what happens when your plans fail and instead of dreaming of all that cool shit you are stuck for three days in a psychological hell hole from which you never recover, you fucking idiot?

I'm counting on the psychological hell hole if my first method of starting the lucid fails.

the bamph · #6 2008-09-23, 14:09

now that i read that bullshit list again, i realise that the chance of NOT ending in a nightmare is 0.1% to none, since only 2 of the things on your list are not related to violence, and looks like they're not the highlights of what you want to experience.

you can get away with sex and flying, because those are pleasurable and positive but burning and killing shit will inevitably bring out every gruesome thing you've ever seen, whether you like it or not cause i don't think your dumb ass is skilled enough to actually control your mind to a degree where you can block out the bad shit.

i'd recommend staying on the safe side and concentrating ONLY on the things that give you pleasure and don't involve any form of violence and negativity.

but then again why the fuck do i care?

p.s.: grow some pubes and stop playing lame shit like counter-strike.

needtoknow · #7 2008-09-23, 14:29

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now that i read that bullshit list again, i realise that the chance of NOT ending in a nightmare is 0.1% to none, since only 2 of the things on your list are not related to violence, and looks like they're not the highlights of what you want to experience.

you can get away with sex and flying, because those are pleasurable and positive but burning and killing shit will inevitably bring out every gruesome thing you've ever seen, whether you like it or not cause i don't think your dumb ass is skilled enough to actually control your mind to a degree where you can block out the bad shit.

i'd recommend staying on the safe side and concentrating ONLY on the things that give you pleasure and don't involve any form of violence and negativity.

but then again why the fuck do i care?

p.s.: grow some pubes and stop playing lame shit like counter-strike.

I get pleasure from killing things? Maybe I am so retarded I can get away with it?
Come one killing zombies? Epic win.
Maybe ill give up shooting everyone in my school and counter strike.

Oh and I added
Create your own planet from space AND-BLOW-IT-UP!

needtoknow · #8 2008-09-24, 05:01

I am disappointed. I got the warnings I knew, screw you murphys law.

wires · #9 2008-09-24, 15:05

This is not Headshrinkers material.

Mantikore · #10 2008-09-25, 10:21

http://www.yourmoviestuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/freddy-krueger.jpg

lol hai guise, whats up?