What are some other ways to intigate a relationship other then "Will you go out with me?", "Do you wanna be my boyfran?", "I'd like to take you to coffee sometime" or all that other generic shit. I know this sounds beyond fucking stupid, but I really can't think of anything. I want to try something with this girl today (School starts in 5 hours ) but I don't want to use any stupid cliche' shit.







Fuck off, spinal_cord.

I second that notion.

Fuck them and if they stick around you're in a relationship.

Well no shit, anything is going to sound cliche if you approach a relationship like you're buying a car.

This.

Propose to her.

It's the only way.

I noticed you like the smell of chloroform, so I got you this.

"Bitch, have my children and cook me food"

Translation: I don't have the balls to ask her out directly, so help me find an easy way out Totse!

For the record, none of those shit lines work in and of themselves. In fact, you don't even really need a moment to "officially make it official". Unless you're really inept, don't even try to plan things word for word like this. If you have a real good connection with this girl, then just go with the flow and do what feels right. That doesn't mean DO NOTHING mind you, just be a man, lead the interaction, build the sexual tension and make it happen. At this point you'll be able to do/say just about anything. Hell, if she's easy, you could even stick it in her pooper.

PS: And if you DON'T have a strong rapport with this girl, then it's way too early for you to be asking her out to anything. Well, unless you enjoy the taste of FAIL that is.