So, sitting above me on a shelf is a 4 year old bottle of urine, it's since turned a dark brown and has what looks like some mold or something growing in the bottom of it. My question is, what exactly should I do with this bottle and it's hellish contents?

Being that I left traditional school before my senior year, I was thinking of implementing it as my senior prank at their homecoming game. HOWEVER, I can't decide exactly how I want to go about this.

I have a few ideas so far:

-Load it in a mini-squirt gun and spray people while they go about being none-the-wiser
-Toss the bottle grenade style up over the bleachers at the game
-Same thing, except put it in a mcdonalds cup or something similar so it's sure to release it's contents
-Somehow trick someone into drinking it
-Spike the gatorade

These are just a couple ideas and I'm sure you guys can come up with something even more terrible.

spike it, and make grenades with new piss

spike the gatorade with half of it and then use the other half in genade ballons and soak people with it

disgusting lulzs but well worth it

Only Totseans will keep bottles of urine lying around for 4 years...

It's obvious you should attempt to drink it.

Sell it to some dumb freshman and tell him it's some kind of liquor.

Perhaps, if you pissed into a large bucket and repeatedly left it outside to evaporate.....

then making a thread on totse would be worthwhile

What were you thinking approximately four years ago when you pissed in the bottle?

Make a potato cannon with barrel just wide enough for the bottle.

give a homeless guy a bottle of booze to drink it...