totse.com | Vandalising the school playing field across from my house

The Poet Chemist · #1 2008-09-21, 01:15

SWIM daubed a 20ft long penis in yellow paint leading into one of the goalposts with cum and hairy balls and everything and then wrote 'GOAL!' running along side it. LULZ! The school is going to have to cancel its games sessions for about a week to get it cleaned off and they'll obviously just suspect one of the pupils! The days of about 400 people will be significantly heightened. It's a last-night-before-going-to-uni prank.

That person may or may not have been me

Pics will be up in a few days. This thread WILL DELIVER i promise you that

SomeLowLife · #2 2008-09-21, 02:09

Fuck any thread that doesn't deliver pics immediately.

Psionicist · #3 2008-09-21, 02:12

Yellow paint? they'll just wash it off with chemicals if not just plain water. Should have salted it in. In fact, if you want this thread to be truly epic, do it now.

The Poet Chemist · #4 2008-09-21, 02:37

Hey, what can i say? It didn't occur to me that salting the paint would make any difference. Though im sure that this is not the last time that i'll be leaving for uni

Thanks for the advice

Area51 · #5 2008-09-21, 02:38

Why are you still here?
GO FUCKING SALT IT NOW.

270341 · #6 2008-09-21, 02:55

Piss and fire might work too. Living blocks away from a school is fun..........

Numberjumbo · #7 2008-09-21, 03:06

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Originally Posted by The Poet Chemist View Post

Hey, what can i say? It didn't occur to me that salting the paint would make any difference. Though im sure that this is not the last time that i'll be leaving for uni

Thanks for the advice

Not mix salt with paint, noob. Just sprinkle salt on the field, it will kill the grass, leaving a more permanent effect.