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  #1   Add Area51 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-09-20, 23:28
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Default ITT: What to pack if you were running away

Here is the scenario:
You do not have:
a drivers license.
Anyone you can trust. Everyone you know will turn you in.

You have:
A bike
A hiking backpack
~$100


What would you pack in the backpack/your pockets?

Any questions will be answered pertaining to what supplies you have access to.

EDIT: Please have lists in by the 25th >_>
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Old 2008-09-21, 01:11
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Thumbs down Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

Moving to BI...
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Old 2008-09-21, 01:18
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

Cloths and food.
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Old 2008-09-21, 01:39
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

knife/gun
place to crash (find a empty house/steal a house)
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Old 2008-09-21, 01:49
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

Knife
Sleeping bag
That's really all you would need. That and keep the money on hand.
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Old 2008-09-21, 02:07
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Thumbs down Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

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Moving to BI...
Lol.

Anyway, bring some food and all your money, two sets of clothes and a knife. In reality though, you should just make up with your parents, and grow the fuck up.

Free food and shelter is not to be underrated. I bet you'll go crawling back the second you are actually hungry.
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Old 2008-09-21, 02:16
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

As far as the food goes, I would pack lots of Granola/Breakfast bars.

Other things to include if you are planning on actually being homeless for a bit:

Knife (self-defense, carving shit to meet your needs at any given time, breaking into things)

Survival blanket, like the tinfoil shit from any Hunting/Outdoors store.

Lighters/Matches.

Toothbrush and paste.

Deodorant.

Pack of cigarettes to help start conversations with connections you may need.

Cheap watch to keep track of the time, nothing worth over $5.00.

Over the counter medications like Tylenol etc.

A big water bottle/thermos, maybe two.

If you can grow facial hair, and it doesn't look good on you, pack a razor and shaving foam as well. You can keep yourself neatly groomed in any public restroom.

If you don't look and smell like shit, you are able to hang out indoors most of the day instead of what most bums need to do, which is sit outside in their own urine 24/7.
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Old 2008-09-21, 02:43
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...zation+3&vt=lf

watch all ten parts
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Old 2008-09-21, 03:09
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

I can't add anything to Streetjusticeforall's list. Just make sure you can steal things effectively. All I have to offer are some tips.

Make sure you read this: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...BAPB1227KF.DTL

Hospitals are great for the homeless:
If you need a place to sleep in the winter, just make sure you don't smell bad, and go to a hospital. Even small ones have "quiet" waiting rooms designed to let people sleep in, or you can chat up a patient and see if you can sleep in there, grab some food they don't want, put your pack in a drawer, etc. In every room should be a cabinet full of supplies (alcohol pads, antibiotics, etc) you can easily walk in, grab a handful of, and walk out. You can do the same in the emergency room with gauze pads. They also have extremely cheap buffet food. Some waiting rooms also have a public computer and high-speed internet, free phones, a coffee machine, tea, etc. Great places to sleep & have breakfast. And free medical treatment/advice/questions at the clinic.

If you're really hungry, walk into a restaurant where you "sit yourself" and can't easily be seen by employees. Snatch up any tips or food left behind. McDonald's food is disgustingly made, but if you stomach it, they're $0.49 (or $0.89?) are fine if you don't feel like grabbing leftovers.

Wal-Marts are perfect spots to steal & sell shit, and sleep if they have furniture for display on the floor. Befriend some of the workers & they might let you buy shit under age (knives, etc), or vouch for you if you get caught lifting or sleeping.

You can sit inside Starbucks' for as long as you want, they never say anything.


EDIT: Get a good MagLite (the small ones are fine) and chain for your bike.

Last edited by Ðvlad; 2008-09-21 at 03:17.
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Old 2008-09-21, 05:35
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

I just need a knife and crowbar(to steal break into properties)
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Old 2008-09-21, 05:39
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

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Anyone you can trust. Everyone you know will turn you in.
Turn you into whom?

You're such a fucking bitch.
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Old 2008-09-21, 06:04
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A cockring so I could support myself as a gigolo to the elderly and horribly disfigured.
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Old 2008-09-21, 06:24
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You need a spoon. This is the only eating utensil you need. Knives and forks aren't necessary (knives for purposes other than eating are).

Try to buy tinned generic food.

List all of the products you can think of that are loss leaders. For example in McDonalds they have soft serve ice cream for 30c. Buy loss leaders.

Tarpaulin to make a hootchie.
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Old 2008-09-21, 06:33
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

pack lots of lube, some ky-jelly, some bandages and gauze, extra boxers cuz if you gotta make a thread like this your gonna end up getting raped out in the streets boy
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Old 2008-09-21, 06:42
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No one said flashlight yet.
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Old 2008-09-21, 07:01
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

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EDIT: Get a good MagLite (the small ones are fine) and chain for your bike.
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No one said flashlight yet.

Yes. They did.
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Old 2008-09-21, 07:21
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

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pack lots of lube, some ky-jelly,


There's a difference?
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Old 2008-09-21, 07:27
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yes, different brands may offer less friction on this young mans asshole...
http://hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg
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Old 2008-09-21, 07:43
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

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yes, different brands may offer less friction on this young mans asshole...
http://hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg
The voice of experience, obviously . . .

Also - while you have the cash get some extra stuff for the bike - a patch kit, an extra tube, tire levers, a cheap multi-tool, maybe a small handpump

In urban areas you can steal parts and get free air at gas stations, but if you're going to go remote and are relying on your bike in any serious way you will be sad and fucked if it fails and you cant fix it . . .

Last edited by deadhero; 2008-09-21 at 07:49.
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Old 2008-09-21, 07:52
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The voice of experience, obviously . . .
aye, ive taken many a young ass in my day....

all joking aside your not going to get far without the popo sending you back to your parents or making you a ward of the state. put up with shit until your older surely it cant be that bad..
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Old 2008-09-21, 07:58
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

food is pretty easy to steal if its in small amounts. go for high energy things like canned meat or beans.
you can get food from dumpsters as well.
you should be wearing pants with large pockets, that makes shoplifting quick and easy
public bathrooms will be your source of sanitation and water
you could probably charge your phone using the power point at a library
also, take as much toilet paper as you need from public bathrooms

my list would include:
sleeping bag
torch
knife
spoon
several small towels.
pen and sharpie (you probably wont need it, but its small enough to keep anyway, just in case)
prepaid mobile phone with charger
a bottle of water (nothing sweet, the water should also be able to be used for cleaning things)
toothbrush and paste (if youre anal about hygene)
spare, long lasting food

youre not going camping in the wilderness, so you probably dont need any firestarting materials, rope, etc. also, you should be able to find food and water regularly, so you dont need to carry much
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Old 2008-09-21, 08:02
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

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aye, ive taken many a young ass in my day....

all joking aside your not going to get far without the popo sending you back to your parents or making you a ward of the state. put up with shit until your older surely it cant be that bad..
Niiiiice. / ^this.
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Old 2008-09-21, 13:15
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

towel.

or you will die

A towel is a piece of multi-purpose survival equipment. It will keep you warm, stop your hands getting slashed up when breaking a window, will keep your head cool during summer, can we used as a makeshift pack(stick stuff in it, then tie it up and stick on your back), and you can dry yourself off with it.

Are you 18+?(obviously not) If yes, take out a big loan from the bank(~$10,000) and leave the country. Dont forget passport.

But i suspect were getting trolled, as he wont say why he needs to run away

Last edited by wolfy_9005; 2008-09-21 at 13:22.
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Old 2008-09-21, 13:24
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Gun. Then you dont need anything else, just rob everything.
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Old 2008-09-21, 13:56
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nothing.
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Old 2008-09-21, 14:53
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

my bump keys and a few local apartment complexes. I'd have 1,000$ by the end of the day.

i'd pay cash for a shitty car and have the person sign a bill of sale to a fake name.
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Old 2008-09-21, 15:15
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

ATTN IDIOTS: I'm not running away. This thread is to see what totse would suggest I pack if I were fleeing some authority figures, starting on say the 25th of the month.

>_>
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Old 2008-09-21, 15:16
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just to mention but maybe a work permit if you have one, if you intend on makign money some places may require it. If they wont accept your license, also bring your social security number if you dont have it memorized it can get you food stamps and such if youre down to that.
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Old 2008-09-21, 15:25
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http://scavengeuk.mine.nu/evasion/evasion.html

Read this.

All you need is to befriend everyone you can, be willing to steal and/or dumpster dive, and keep moving.
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Old 2008-09-21, 16:06
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- As much money as you can steal/find. Put it in your wallet which goes in your pocket.
- As much little foods as you can pack.(granola bars, munchies food, and fatty foods that will fill you up.)
- Prepaid phone + charger
- Knives, multitool pocket knives, big knives. (self defense)
- A gun (preferably pistol of some sort) 1 or 2 magazines will work (self defense/robbery)
- lighters, and matches, butane lighters (to light up)
- few cartons of cigs/cans of dip. cigars (ur not 18 so get as many as u can cuz u cant get them later) (limit the cigs)
- maryjane/others. go2 bltc. (u will be bored)
- sleeping bag/pillow
- ipod/radio/mini tv/ psp/ electronic entertainers
- few small towels, 2 bigger beach towels. (/\/\/\/\ someone said it)
-soap, shampoo, toothpaste, toothbrush. (hygiene)
- several flashlights and batteries.(and chargers for electronics)
- print out some good pages out of BI to help u do ur crime when u need to.
- crowbar and other break in tools (crime)
- clothes, 3 pairs, and shoes
- first aid kit
- bug spray
- if possible a laptop to use in star bucks
- and lots of alcohol (to drink away your pain)

Do LOTS of crime to make money. (robberies, break ins) Possibly sell stolen items on eBay using the internet in star bucks. Find a place where you can have the money sent. Then take a bus to somewhere else, and live on the streets till u turn 18, then use all your crime money to rent an apartment. Get a job, go back and see your parents. Live your life. If you are not a troll, then good luck.
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Old 2008-09-21, 17:07
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No one said flashlight yet.
That.

I'd want a fucking fleshlight.
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Old 2008-09-21, 17:07
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

Sleeping bag
Bivy
Tarp
Rope
Change of clothes
Matches/lighter
1st aid kit
Hiking boots
Lightweight stove+fuel
Toiletries (toothbrush/toothpaste/soap/etc)
Knife
Water
EDIT: Flashlight. I always forget the flashlight. (+extra batteries)

Use some of the money to buy some nuts, dried fruit, and oatmeal.

Pocket the rest for emergencies.
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Old 2008-09-21, 17:18
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- As much money as you can steal/find. Put it in your wallet which goes in your pocket.
- As much little foods as you can pack.(granola bars, munchies food, and fatty foods that will fill you up.)
- Prepaid phone + charger
- Knives, multitool pocket knives, big knives. (self defense)
- A gun (preferably pistol of some sort) 1 or 2 magazines will work (self defense/robbery)
- lighters, and matches, butane lighters (to light up)
- a couple lighters for making some warmth.
- Raid (for getting high.)
- sleeping bag/pillow
- ipod/radio/mini tv/ psp/ electronic entertainers
- few small towels, 2 bigger beach towels. (/\/\/\/\ someone said it)
-soap, shampoo, toothpaste, toothbrush. (hygiene)
- several flashlights and batteries.(and chargers for electronics)
- print out some good pages out of BI to help u do ur crime when u need to.
- crowbar and other break in tools (crime)
- clothes, 3 pairs, and shoes
- first aid kit
- bug spray
- if possible a laptop to use in star bucks
- and lots of alcohol (to drink away your pain/molotov everything)

Do LOTS of crime to make money. (robberies, break ins) Possibly sell stolen items on eBay using the internet in star bucks. Find a place where you can have the money sent. Then take a bus to somewhere else, and live on the streets till u turn 18, then use all your crime money to rent an apartment. Get a job, go back and see your parents. Live your life. If you are not a troll, then good luck.
This/Fixed
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Old 2008-09-21, 20:52
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whoever said maryjane/weed is a dumbshit. if u bring weed and smoke it you would get the munchies eat all your food supplies and then die weeks later without food.
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Old 2008-09-21, 20:54
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whoever said maryjane/weed is a dumbshit. if u bring weed and smoke it you would get the munchies eat all your food supplies and then die weeks later without food.
Because that's the ONLY thing you can do with it...
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Old 2008-09-21, 20:56
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but you would die eventually unless you have a constant supply of food. or you could bring some other drug
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Old 2008-09-21, 21:31
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http://www.dizzy.ws/
Forgot to mention it before, but you can get some good free-living information off DIzzIE's site.
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Old 2008-09-21, 22:34
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whoever said maryjane/weed is a dumbshit. if u bring weed and smoke it you would get the munchies eat all your food supplies and then die weeks later without food.
Im pretty sure u can control/limit how much u eat even if u have the munchies. And I doubt a few granola bars will determine life or death.
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Old 2008-09-21, 23:27
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^^ depends where you are.
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Old 2008-09-22, 03:30
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

-A sleeping bag or blanket
-A copy of the Bible (it brings a lot of comfort, believe me. You could also get a Torah or Koran)
-Flashlight
-Money (duh)
-WD40 (for when your bike chain can get stuck)
-Handcuffs (to keep your bike locked onto the rack so no one steals it
-Articles from TOTSE (handwrite the copies if necessary)
-Batteries
-Canned food, water, ready to eat meals
-A knife
-Gasoline
-Matches or lighter
-Changes of clothes (two shirts, two jeans, two sets of underwear, two pairs of socks)
-A raincoat
-Reading material
-Pornography
-Shoelaces
-Rubber bands
-Rocks and pebbles
-Connections, so you can make some extra cash dealing and such
-Deodorant
-Painkillers
-Toothbrush and toothpaste
-Paper and pen
-A place to sleep
-A song in your heart to sing for when you get lonely
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Old 2008-09-22, 05:40
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-A sleeping bag or blanket
-A copy of the Bible (it brings a lot of comfort, believe me. You could also get a Torah or Koran)

...

-Pornography

...

-Rocks and pebbles
A bible and some porno, eh? What's with the rocks and pebbles?
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Old 2008-09-22, 06:56
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I would advise against handcuffs. They are illegal in most places. Since they will be to stop someone stealing your bike, they won't be concealed and at some point a cop will walk past them and you will be in shit.
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Old 2008-09-22, 07:06
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

Ok If your really wanna survive alone, steal your parents Debit card and know their Pin Number. Then withdaw the shit out of their bank. Then, with their CC, max it out and send it to a drop point. Buy survival items ONLY.Also get weed so you can make friends.
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Old 2008-09-22, 08:16
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There's a difference?

Well well well look at the flaming homo
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Old 2008-09-22, 08:22
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If I were ever in the state of mind to run away, the only possesions I'de need to pack would be my tight black jeans, my hawthorne heights cd and my hair straightener.
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Old 2008-09-22, 08:34
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If I were ever in the state of mind to run away, the only possesions I'de need to pack would be my tight black jeans, my hawthorne heights cd and my hair straightener.
This isn't even a joke so don't attempt to make it one; with your ass outlined by the jeans, the tears in your eyes from the Hawthorne Heights and your hair all pretty and feminised by the straightener you wouldn't even have to spend one night on the street before an old queen with money offers you 'just a place to stay for a few nights' which quickly turns into 'you coming out of the closet after weeks of handjobs, blowjobs and vigorous anal sex'.
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Old 2008-09-22, 09:27
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This isn't even a joke so don't attempt to make it one; with your ass outlined by the jeans, the tears in your eyes from the Hawthorne Heights and your hair all pretty and feminised by the straightener you wouldn't even have to spend one night on the street before an old queen with money offers you 'just a place to stay for a few nights' which quickly turns into 'you coming out of the closet after weeks of handjobs, blowjobs and vigorous anal sex'.
Yum! (5char)
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Old 2008-09-22, 11:27
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ATTN IDIOTS: I'm not running away. This thread is to see what totse would suggest I pack if I were fleeing some authority figures, starting on say the 25th of the month.

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in that case, youll also need a disguise. not a fake moustache or anything, just two sets of really different clothing. maybe a hat and sunglasses to interchange
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Old 2008-09-22, 11:59
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If your just tryin to get away from the pigs, just take all your basic shit you need and check out digihitch.com for some tips..

Also if your on the run and got warrants and you get stopped use a friend whos clean's name\dob\ssn.. tell them you dont have a drivers license and you lost your wallet awhile back.. i know this used to work back in the day but im not certain on the current system the pigs use.. for example even if your friend doesnt have warrants they may be able to pull up a state id photo and then you'd be fucked..
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Old 2008-09-22, 13:10
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the essentials

Porn
weed
food
water

oh yeah and a gun
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Old 2008-09-22, 21:48
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Blanket,
Knife,
Matches (free at most grocery stores - ask at the checkout)
coat

Should be all you need. I'd also pack:
Count of Monte Cristo (cause i love that book)
bible (credibility prop + you will get bored).
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Old 2008-09-22, 21:58
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Default Re: ITT: What to pack if you were running away

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If your just tryin to get away from the pigs, just take all your basic shit you need and check out digihitch.com for some tips..

Also if your on the run and got warrants and you get stopped use a friend whos clean's name\dob\ssn.. tell them you dont have a drivers license and you lost your wallet awhile back.. i know this used to work back in the day but im not certain on the current system the pigs use.. for example even if your friend doesnt have warrants they may be able to pull up a state id photo and then you'd be fucked..
If your "friend" has a criminal record the p0p0z can see your picture from the convenience of their squad car.
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Old 2008-09-23, 06:45
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You could find a friend that looks like you.
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Old 2008-09-23, 07:16
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Murder an elderly couple who are on their way out anyway and take over their home. Make sure they have no friends or family, and keep cashing their pension checks by mailing them to the bank.
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Old 2008-09-24, 08:30
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Turn you into whom?

You're such a fucking bitch.
Its illegal to desert your parents, especially when you're 8.
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Old 2008-09-24, 23:22
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~Hobo thumbs (for hitchhiking)
~Lava lamp
~Spider Eggs( breed your own spider army)
~Miniskirt(for hooking)
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Old 2008-09-25, 04:37
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~Spider Eggs( breed your own spider army)
Fuck yeah.
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Old 2008-09-26, 00:06
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Sleeping bag, backpack, maybe an mp3 player in case of boredom, but I wouldn't suggest taking things that you would miss if they were stolen. Some food, like granola bars - you can make your own and add heaps of things like milk powder and honey, to add calories. Also some beef jerky. You probably don't need to take that much food, because you can steal it from stores. A change of clothes. Whoever said a set of bump keys - good idea!
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Old 2008-09-28, 12:13
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I do a decent bit of hitchhiking and squatting as a cheap form of travel.

My list:

Backpack:

Map(s)
Compass*
Cell/wall-charger (leave it off and just stashed in your pack)*
mp3/wall-charger (works for those really long walks through boring areas)*
Digi-cam/extra memory card/extra battery/charger* or Film camera/rolls of film*
2 extra tshirts
Extra pair of pants
2 pairs of socks
2 pairs of boxers
Sweatshirt/Jacket
about 6ft of paracord (works for shoe laces if needed, and has plenty of other uses, doesn't take up much room)
2x 1L bottles of water
Alcohol/drugs*
Sleeping-bag
Foam bed-roll cut to torso length
Pens/notebooks
Broad-tip marker (making signs)
2x trash compactor garbage bags (cover your bag during rain)
4-6 books of matches and 2 bic lighters
3 Bugler R.Y.O. cigarette packs and extra papers (cheaper and less room taken up)*
Extra fixed blade knife
Fork/spoon or Sporks (raid taco bell for them, they are free, lightweight and usefull)
napkins or rolls of toilet paper from fast-food restaurants
Food (if canned food too, bring a can-opener. P.38 G.I. ones are like $2 for a 5 pack at surplus stores)

Person:
Tshirt
Long-sleeve work-shirt (sleeves rolled and shirt unbuttoned)
pants with good sized pockets
BELT (DON'T FORGET THIS)
Socks
COMFORTABLE BOOTS
Wallet/Cash/ID/Debit*/C.C.*
Knife
Baseball hat (they help)*

*=Depends on the person and the trip

Don't bring shit like laptops or guns, extra weight, pretty useless for the most part.
Public libraries = computers
Guns = more shit if you get stopped by cops
Small crowbar/lockpicks/etc. = no, unless you plan on squatting abandoned buildings, even then, remember cops

Last edited by jjantzen13; 2008-09-28 at 12:22.
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Old 2008-09-28, 21:55
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http://scavengeuk.mine.nu/evasion/evasion.html

Read this.

All you need is to befriend everyone you can, be willing to steal and/or dumpster dive, and keep moving.
Thanks for a good night of reading
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