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| Cunning Linguists Languages and their use. What languages do you speak and why? What do words really mean? Can you say things in one language that you can't say in another? Should there be a national language? How many languages should a person know and what are they? |
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# 1

2008-09-20, 22:43
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English help
Hi.
As you all know by now, English is not my first language, and sometimes I need help with it.
For example, I don't know how to convey that I am during the course of my menstrual period in colloquial English. Do I say, "I am on my period"? Or do I say, "I just got my period", or do I say, "I just started my period"?
This is one of the many things that you have to grow up being a native speaker in order to pick up, because once you are past a certain age the people in your immediate environment simply don't talk about anymore. Such as in my case. By the time I came to Canada I was too old to be having this kind of conversation with girls my age and the only person I talk to about it is my mom, with whom I speak my native language, and this doesn't help.
So, help me please.
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# 2

2008-09-20, 22:48
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Re: English help
Why do you care? No one is ever gonna get close to your chink pussy anyway.
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# 3

2008-09-20, 22:48
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# 4

2008-09-20, 22:50
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Re: English help
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovecraft
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Wow. I'm trying to help Icecapped with his cock addiction, and now your trying to turn it against me. I'm only aware of the first step because I have to deal with you faggots in every other thread.
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# 5

2008-09-20, 22:53
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From /\/eedmoney With Lulz
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# 6

2008-09-20, 22:53
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Re: English help
The best thing to do is: show people. Just pull your pants down & show them. When it's over? Pull 'em down & show them again.
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# 7

2008-09-20, 22:54
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Re: English help
Quote:
Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
Wow. I'm trying to help Icecapped with his cock addiction, and now your trying to turn it against me. I'm only aware of the first step because I have to deal with you faggots in every other thread.
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# 8

2008-09-20, 23:16
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Re: English help
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Originally Posted by Lovecraft
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Fair enough.
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# 9

2008-09-20, 23:16
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second star to the right.
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Re: English help
well jesse, all of the statements you just said are correct.
so congrats.It all depends on the situation you're in.
some one asks why you are so bitchy, you reply with
someone asks why you are all out of tampons you say.
Someone asks why you are not going swimming, you answer,
Of course you wouldn't want to bring up the subject of having your period in polite society, but if asked, tell away.
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# 10

2008-09-21, 00:07
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Re: English help
Any of the statements you said would suffice.
What is your native language?
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#11
 2008-09-21, 06:28
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I'm that man ->
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Re: English help
All are acceptable.
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
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#12
 2008-09-22, 05:12
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Re: English help
All are acceptable.
And gross...
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#13
 2008-09-29, 18:19
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Re: English help
"I just got my period"
I'd refrain from using this one, as it sounds like you have your periods delivered to you via UPS.
The other two sound fine.
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#14
 2008-09-29, 18:38
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moonmeister 
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Re: English help
"I'm on the rag so don't cross me or I'll rip your head off!"
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#15
 2008-10-09, 21:06
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Re: English help
"I'm having women issues" should get the point across.
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#16
 2008-10-10, 02:54
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The Big Rock Candy Mountains
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Re: English help
My insides are decomposing and bleeding out of my vagina.
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#17
 2008-10-17, 02:38
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Re: English help
What's your native language?
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#18
 2008-10-22, 18:05
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Re: English help
What's your native language?
Trollish, I believe.
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#19
 2008-10-23, 05:54
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Ed Lister 
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Re: English help
Trollish, I believe.
This. I don't know why people waste their time on this one.
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#20
 2008-10-25, 19:32
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This. I don't know why people waste their time on this one.
Dumbass.
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#21
 2008-10-28, 22:57
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Captain Douche 
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Re: English help
I thought writing a novel was a dude.
Hm.
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#22
 2008-11-10, 16:27
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money and fire 
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Re: English help
use any of them, they all mean the same thing
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#23
 2008-11-23, 16:27
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Lazarus 
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Re: English help
Considering English isn't your first language, I'd say you speak it pretty damn well. There is really no difference between those 3 statements. But kudos for the whole striving for perfection gig.
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#24
 2008-11-27, 17:52
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Trollism is a social construct
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Re: English help
To OP :
To sound like a victim :- Don't touch me, I....I'm dirty. Please understand.....
To sound casual : It's time like this I'm better off wearing pants...you kno...
To sound slutty : Yea sure, cooome on in if your not a hemophobic and don't mind a little blood all over your prick. Oh....pleazzzz, don't you  -  me, it's just blood....
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