totse.com | 1001 methods of torture

crackhead · #1 2008-09-20, 20:02

1. Cutting off limbs
2. Dunking

groovitude · #2 2008-09-20, 20:11

here's what you gotta do. Take a needle, heat it up so it's red hot, and jam it down the pisshole. works best with a rusty one, too.

crackhead · #3 2008-09-20, 20:13

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Originally Posted by groovitude View Post

2. here's what you gotta do. Take a needle, heat it up so it's red hot, and jam it down the pisshole. works best with a rusty one, too.

fixed.

slim-ov-derby · #4 2008-09-20, 21:06

3. Dangle them from the ceiling up by their arms and electrocute them before pouring battery acid on them and taking body shots with your friends till you kill him.

crackhead · #5 2008-09-20, 21:07

I approve.

slim-ov-derby · #6 2008-09-20, 21:19

4. Scrub their asshole out with a dirty and bristly toothbrush.

frizog · #7 2008-09-20, 21:22

5. Watch The View

the G · #8 2008-09-20, 23:41

balls in a vice

head in a vice

hand horizontally in a vice

knee in a vice

cut them open, put some sort of parasite in them, sow them back up. and watch and wait...

battery acid eye drops

crackhead · #9 2008-09-21, 00:21

learn to number

Death Insurance · #10 2008-09-21, 00:45

12. Sodomized via chainsaw.
13. Sodomized via hedge trimmer.
14. Sodomized via big black man.