I need to get over this cold fast!

i just got the symptoms yesterday

How can I get rid of them now?

tussin-dm, and sudafed will get rid of most of the symptoms of a cold.

perferably a home remedy

im making oatmeal and green tea as we speak

Vitamin C, water, and most importantly time.

Elderberry.

ephedrine

with home remedies, time is the only thing that works...the meds i mentioned will fix you now. try chicken noodle soup.

Blow your nose completely, then immediatly snort 15-30mg of finely pulverized Adderall or Dexedrine into each nostril. DO NOT blow your nose, just keep sniffing it back until its dry (takes just a few minutes). Your nose will be normal for about a day. You will also not feel tired or unwell in any way until it wheres off.

Doing this will totally negate virtually all symptoms of a cold. Just keep well nourished and hydrated. Make sure you do it in the morning only and sleep at night or else you will be weakening your immune system when you are already sick.

Home remedies are merely placebo. It is true that only time will "cure" you, but what I mentioned above WILL eliminate the symptoms.

It's true that the majority of home remedies are generally useless. For a cold I'd recommend taking OTC cold medicine and drinking plenty of fluids. Holding your head over a steaming pan of water helps with a bad sinus problem and alot of warm (healthy) foods. Don't eat unhealthy food and try not to smoke cigs if you do smoke them.

Why the fuck did you think that we had a species-inspecific antiviral up our sleeves, and why the hell did you think you could synth it at home if we did?

Anyways... you're getting symptomatic shit.

Congestion in the lungs :

- gravity bong rips of top-potency cannabis. Expect to hack everything up while bronchiodilated.

- datura. (500ug+)

- diphenhydramine (200mg+)

- meth.

- huffing steam.

Sore throat :

- peppermint oil. Gargle a drop. Works wonders.

- cocaine. Sprinkle it on the back of your throat, or spritz a solution with a spraybottle.

- Avoiding cannabis, amphetamine, opiates, diphenhydramine, and other things that cause cottonmouth... unless you can suppress it with coke or peppermint.

Nasal congestion :

- capscacin.

- ephedrine.

- meth.

Seeing as nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, etc, tend to be associated with influenza rather than random rhinovirii... that's it. Capscacin + peppermint + bong rips will cure you... or rather, your symptoms.

Still love this place sometimes.

"ive got a cold what do i do?!"

Meth.

It always cures me too, but I love that we can advise it with a straight face.

Zicam

if you're all congested drink some echinacea tea. seriously, it's amazing how well this shit works.

oooh, i forgot about echinacea...that shit works decent...even better for prevention, but still halts the progression of a cold.

Lol I love your posts.

Btw Echinacea works nicely, too! They make this organic Echinacea tea that I brew with a bag of Green Tea when Im sick, it works wonders.