So, basically my parents are going to start randomly drug testing me and I need ways to fool the home test.

I have heard that salt and Visine give false negatives. Is there any truth to this?

Also, is there any way to fool the Cotinine test (the cigarette test)?

dont drink visine
that shits poisonous

I know that ingesting visine is dangerous but I meant to put it in the urine sample after I pee. The same goes for salt.

will not do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best thing to do is: have some apple juice around. Put it in the cup. Just as you're above to hand it over, look at it with a puzzled expression. Say, "It doesn't look too good. I think I'd better run it through again."

Drink it down & say, "Just wait a bit, it'll be better next time!" Give 'em a big grin. :D

Those home drug tests are pretty cheap compared to what businesses use for drug screening. When you get drug tested for a job it's sent to a professional lab where they can detect any kind of alterations you might make to the urine.

There are probably a lot of stuff you can do to easily fool those home dipstick tests. I'll see if I can find anything that might work, but just use http://google.com until I can find something :p

For a home test kit, you could pass with colored water. If your parents decide to send it in for GC/MS, you'll probably have to go with fake piss or water it down.

Not true. Next time use the drug test thread.