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Moving Pictures This area is for discussing any technology that creates moving pictures. Topics in the past have covered favorite avant garde films, old TV sitcoms, animation, current trash TV, TV news, making movies, home brew video, video equipment, and multimedia.

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Old 2008-09-20, 12:29
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Default Disaster Movie

Oh my god.. *shakes head in disbelief*

This shouldnt happen.. It just shouldnt, its a sin against all thats good and holy. Its sickening.
The fact that this 'movie' if you can call it that is being produced makes me loose as much faith in humanity then furrys and scat porn combined.
First off the movie tries to 'spoof' around 33 diffrent movies, half of them not out yet, and i didnt count one that was an actual disaster movie.. there were some plastic astroids, but what the fuck movie is that?
Futhermore, the 'characters' looked nothing fucking like the ones they should. They werent even the right fucking race.Im surprised i remember this through the myriad of shit this movie threw at my face. Later they actually reuse actors in a guy-gets-caught-fucking-a-blowupsheep-and-puts-it-on-his-head-to-play-it-off-as-a-joke like manner. And they recycled the 'jokes' 20 times each, there were some scene with some fucking squrriels that sang or something.. When they started singing the 3 time, i screamed on the top of my lungs "TWO WASNT ENOUGH, SON OF A BITCH?"
But by far the most painful thing i ever experinced that night was seeing people actually laugh at it. Each halfhearted laugh was like a jagged dagger of fire in my heart. Wait i take that back. Sitting through almost 3/4 the 'movie' was the worst. You thought the other spoof movies was horrible, for your sanitys sake dont. The only possitive thing about this is that any other film i watch from now on will look like 12 angry men, casablanca and chinatown rolled into one.
The makers of this movie deserves only the most horrible unthinkable way to die, followed by rape in all eternity in hell by the devils burning cock.

And trust me, even if youre the kinda guy that gets a kick out of making fun of shitty movies like me, dont see it. Nothing but awkwardness and nausea will come from it.

Im gonna go drink away the rest of the week now.
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Old 2008-09-20, 13:35
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This "____ Movie"s are just meant to appeal to retards.
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Old 2008-09-20, 15:26
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Nop.

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This movie was 100% stupid, I am very simply amused I thought Epic Movie was great date movie is OK, but this is so stupid. When I first walked into the movie theater I wondered why I was the only one there but after 5 minutes it made perfect sense. This is the worst movie I have ever seen, avoid it at all costs! There was not even one funny scene in the whole 1 and a half hours. I think the movie might have been directed by blind, deaf and retarded monkeys! The first scene had potential, it started by saying 10,001 B.C. and that can be so funny. I wonder if the editors meant to say 9,999 BC of if they really meant 10,001? Do not ever watch this movie!
Not even the retards liked it.
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Old 2008-09-20, 18:00
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What I want to know is how they make enough money to keep making these movies.

Surely that many people aren't seeing them.

Surely?

*ObZ
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Old 2008-09-20, 23:04
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Default Re: Disaster Movie

hahaahahahaha

look at the wiki article

Under Plot it says:

No plot.

and thats it hahahaah'


I MUST SEE THIS!
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Old 2008-09-21, 15:45
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It made me sad.
Why do people still pay to see this shit
from the half hour I watched online, the juno thing was almost funny

but the rest, oh deary me.
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Old 2008-09-22, 00:00
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Wow. What took me by surprise is that someone really saw it. Just, wow.
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Old 2008-09-22, 04:20
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I don't know a single person in real life who has seen that piece of crap.

Whoever is directing this endless string of bland comedies should executed publicly and then fed to starving, Ethiopian children.
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Old 2008-09-22, 12:28
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you didnt actually think i paid to see it did you? :x

was a free ticket ofcourse

Edit: I was also first made aware of the other *___* movie titles later, and thought in my blissful ignorance that it was ironic.

Last edited by DeliciousPun; 2008-09-22 at 17:38.
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Old 2008-09-22, 18:08
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I had two free tickets and didnt go...
Scary movie was the only movie to pull the spoof genre off with some mediocrity.
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