I got this really great book out of the library yesterday--full of meaty and profound quotes for my sig, names lots of other books I can cite in my forums, yadda yadda.

Thing is--NO BLOODY INDEX! This morning, i spent five minutes paging through the darn thing looking for a quote I wanted to cite. Finally found it, but sheesh. . . .

I can see me this afternoon, on the bed reading the book with a notepad next to me, and the usual three or four cats using me for furniture. It'll be awkward.

Next time any of you guys write a book, don't forget the index, 'kay?

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"Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. ..." -- Matthew 6:34

I promise.

Index? thank goodness bill gates invented the internet and the electronic-book.
Edit > Find (F3) nigga

Sometimes when i'm bored I go to the library and tear the last few pages out of novels.

Praise be upon thou

With all due respect, you fucking moron, some of us still read actual books. They don't HAVE F3 keys.

And Bill Gates did not invent the internet OR the electronic book. And Snoopy will probably call ME an idiot. Sheesh.

And they don't crash when there is a power outage.

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"Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. ..." -- Matthew 6:34

^^why so serious the planets aren't harmonious with your sign you fucking Ms. Cleo bullshit faggit

That particular comparison is unfair, seeing as Arm's lives a hermitic life in an Alaskan forest and doesn't charge $200 per hour.

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Okay, I take it back then.

You're an idiot.