Now there's a weird question for ya. Seriously, why does oxycodone make me piss funny? I've been doing a lot of this lately. And every time I'm on the stuff and I go to the bathroom to drain the sea monster, it goes EVERYWHERE! One second it'll be going straight to the left, then BAM it changes and goes to the right! Or it'll split into two streams and some will actually go straight, but the second stream will just be pointed down to the floor or in some other random direction. It never ever EVER just comes out straight where I'm aiming when I'm on the stuff. I'm using up a lot of toilet paper having to clean this up every time I go to the bathroom. And I imagine it's making the place smell, although I wouldn't know because my nose hasn't been for smelling for quite some time now. It is very annoying. Why does this happen?

Also, usually the next morning or sometimes while I'm still on it it'll be really hard to get it going. I'll have to really focus and relax my body and everything and put a whole lot more effort to get it started and keep it going than I'd like to.

I seem to have the bladder of an old man because I have to go every 15 damn minutes but that is not part of the question, just part of the annoyance.

Why does this happen? It makes me want to do some more meth so I can tear up my balls again to punish them. Help.

It's obvious, your penis is dysfunctional.

Yup. b0rked pecker.

Also, it's an opioid thing. Sit down to pee, ya woman.

Opiates tend to make me have a difficult time urinating. My piss don't want to come out. Hahaha.

Sit down to pee, ya woman.

I finally just said f it and did that last night while sobbing and listening to no doubt's "im just a girl" but man there has to be another way!

Cus your on the drugs boy..

every try to take a piss wile on hallucinogens its a lil tricky?

Well you are taking pisses on synthetic heroin congratulations

I hope English isn't your first language or you're doing a moonmeister impression. And if it's the latter then cut that shit out. There is only one moonmeister.

I am eating a delicious piece pf pepperoni and typing with my left hand

But in all seriousness, I have this problem regardless of what drugs I have taken. And is the main reason I sit down when I take a piss unless I am in a public restroom. My urethra has become so stretched from penile docking that my piss just shoots everywhere if I stand up. Which doesn't concern me to much in public as I am usually inclined to piss all over the wall/ toilet paper dispenser anyway.

Sit moar, it's easier when you're fucked up anyways.

Or piss outside like a real man.

I hope English isn't your first language or you're doing a moonmeister impression. And if it's the latter then cut that shit out. There is only one moonmeister.


No it is I that harvests the moon metal not this so called moonmeister,
Seriously th0 go be a high school english teacher or something wretch.

No self-respecting man should ever sit down to take a piss. Instead, lift the top and take a knee. Your penis will be in the bowls vicinity, and your pee can go wherever it likes.

It's what I do every morning.

This thread made me lol.


I've never actually had this happen with opes...but it happens after sex. I can't really tell you what's up with you pissing dude. The only problem I have while on Opes is having trouble just taking a piss. Solution: Patience. Make like Thomas the Train Engine. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

Pig backwards is gip. Thank you for your attention.

You're not taking the time release off correctly, I only get that when I snort some filter by accident.

Cheers on dumb.

I don't think there is any. But maybe I am dumb. You tell me, this is what I've been doing:

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Yeah, same here. One time I was sexing up this chick while high on opiates and couldn't orgasm because I had to piss so bad. So I got up and went to the bathroom like 5 times to try and piss but nothing ever happened. It was quite embarrassing, but luckily she understood and we ended up having great sex at a later time.

this.
Opiates just make it hard to pee.
Why your splashing all over the place is beyond me...

Wait...how would that effect how his piss comes out? I honestly don't think it has much to do with the opes... OP do you get laid often while oping?

Yea, outdoors don't care if you piss in a straight line

Wait...how would that effect how his piss comes out? I honestly don't think it has much to do with the opes... OP do you get laid often while oping?

dont think ive ever fucked or even bothered to jerk off on opiates. never "in the mood" id much rather melt into the couch and watch tv. im not a regular opiate user, just these last two weeks i have been. i used to use a lot of oxycontin and went through a heroin phase, but that was a few years ago. i just got done with a nice meth binge and got some of this oxycodone to come off of it, but the guy ive been buying from lately i used to know in elementary school and hes giving me killer deals on everything. $5 a pill on these things (the one i linked to a couple posts up) so i just decided to keep going.

dont think ive ever fucked or even bothered to jerk off on opiates. never "in the mood" id much rather melt into the couch and watch tv. im not a regular opiate user, just these last two weeks i have been. i used to use a lot of oxycontin and went through a heroin phase, but that was a few years ago. i just got done with a nice meth binge and got some of this oxycodone to come off of it, but the guy ive been buying from lately i used to know in elementary school and hes giving me killer deals on everything. $5 a pill on these things (the one i linked to a couple posts up) so i just decided to keep going.

Hmm..don't really know what it is then. Like I said I have trouble actually pissing on opes but never anything like this.