so the title is pretty self explanitary, when have you been commiting a crime, and been too close to being caught?

mine was today after school, i was walking from my friends guitar shop, i see an unlocked truck, no one was around so i open the door, get in, look through the glovebox and only find 2 packs of gum, so then i get out and start walking and these 2 mexicans who owned the truck came up to me and asked me what the fuck i was doing in their truck. so i made up some bullshit about hiding from someone, and while they were checking their car for stolen items, i booked it.

tl/dr- tell a story about almost getting caught during a "bad idea"

Nice haul man!

My M-16 got jammed in the middle of the highway as the police took out my tires. Had to switch to Dual 9mm. emptied the clips at the pigs as I jumped off the bridge and landed in a river. I managed to escape , but it was a close call.

Bullshit

No man - I was there.

OH SHIT , you made it alive too ? I thought they almost got you , man. How did you manage to do it ?

I pulled him into my car and had my way with him.

Yeah - realty sucks and swallows while i drive the getaway car. It's a real Smokey and the Bandit kind of thing . . .

bump!

I usually don't post in threads like this you know the sayin goes loose lips sink ships.. but hey I'm almost positive this can't come back to fuck with me.. I hit this one construction site up 3 times. 1st night I was out working on a pint of evan which always gets me up to no good. I came across a site they were just puttin up big ass copper pipes.

I didnt even have to have tools for this job, and i was happy too cuz i didnt bring any.. I just bent those fuckers back and forth till they broke and got about 4 good heavy pipes.. took them down to the scrapyard the next day and got around 20-30 so bux.. came back did it the next night when i got drunk and sure enough they had built a bit more and had already hooked the water up to them cuz when i bent that fucker i got the fuck sprayed out of me.. i got soaked and only ended up gettin 2 pipes. and said fuck the rest..

a few days pass and im broke again, workin on my 2nd bottle of evan I figure i'll head back across the way to see whats up with that site.. i scouted the place a bit and noticed a police car right across the way as i was comin around through the woods, i got down flat and he started shining his lights not within 4 feet of me.. I could've sworn that motherfucker saw me but i stayed still and waited for over 30 minutes layin there until he drove off..

went back to the spot and was lookin around.. they had the pipes up on frame shit holding it up but they also had some live wires right by there rigged up to the ground and by the pipes.. those motherfuckers were tryin to kill a nigga so i quickly got out of there..

thats the closest I've ever came to almost gettin caught, call me slick cuz ive gotten away with a shit ton of shit. I could tell some of the most amazing shit I've pulled off and no one would believe me but it would come back to bite me in the ass.. If I were caught for all the shit I've gotten away with I'd be doin atleast 20-50 years in prison right now. Some people aren't so lucky though.