totse.com | Considering getting dreads

Arrow2brain · #1 2008-09-17, 22:57

So let me start off by saying that I have a natural jewfro. Everybody in my family has straight hair, yet I manage to have hair curlier than pubes. Its not because I don't take care of it or shower daily, because I do, its just genetics (somehow). I've tried straightening it but I just look like even more of a fag. I look terrible with short-short hair, and short-medium length hair makes me look like a lesbian (I'm a guy). I'm tired of getting asked 'did you know you look like napoleon dynomite?' every time I meet someone new.

So I'm wondering if I should get dreads. No way in hell am I going to grow them the 'all natural way', I'll be doing a backcomb + regular waxing.

So what are your opinions on dreads? I'm not worried about looking like a dirty hippie, because I am. And honestly, everybody already thinks I don't wash my hair so thats not a big deal, and its not look it could look any worse.

PS: I'm not jewish.

SomeLowLife · #2 2008-09-18, 05:29

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Originally Posted by Arrow2brain View Post

So let me start off by saying that I have a natural jewfro. Everybody in my family has straight hair, yet I manage to have hair curlier than pubes. Its not because I don't take care of it or shower daily, because I do, its just genetics (somehow). I've tried straightening it but I just look like even more of a fag. I look terrible with short-short hair, and short-medium length hair makes me look like a lesbian (I'm a guy). I'm tired of getting asked 'did you know you look like napoleon dynomite?' every time I meet someone new.

So I'm wondering if I should get dreads. No way in hell am I going to grow them the 'all natural way', I'll be doing a backcomb + regular waxing.

So what are your opinions on dreads? I'm not worried about looking like a dirty hippie, because I am. And honestly, everybody already thinks I don't wash my hair so thats not a big deal, and its not look it could look any worse.

PS: I'm not jewish.

If your a white guy this is a horrible idea. If you decide to go through with this I hope your friends make fun of you harshly and with great vendetta.

This should be moved to the Bad Ideas section immediately.

yoda_me07 · #3 2008-09-18, 07:49

cut your hair short?

the curly hair must of been a recessive gene.

crackhead · #4 2008-09-18, 19:47

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Originally Posted by arrow2brain View Post

so let me start off by saying that i have a natural jewfro. Everybody in my family has straight hair, yet i manage to have hair curlier than pubes. Its not because i don't take care of it or shower daily, because i do, its just genetics (somehow). I've tried straightening it but i just look like even more of a fag. I look terrible with short-short hair, and short-medium length hair makes me look like a lesbian (i'm a guy). I'm tired of getting asked 'did you know you look like napoleon dynomite?' every time i meet someone new.

So i'm wondering if i should get dreads. No way in hell am i going to grow them the 'all natural way', i'll be doing a backcomb + regular waxing.

So what are your opinions on dreads? I'm not worried about looking like a dirty hippie, because i am. And honestly, everybody already thinks i don't wash my hair so thats not a big deal, and its not look it could look any worse.

Ps: I'm not jewish.

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