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# 1

2008-09-17, 04:10
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Northern VA
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Why are white family events so boring?
Like, you do a barbecue, and just sit around and talk about your careers. If it's a wedding, you bring in catered food and sit around talking about careers while playing country music. There's no neutral music that young and adult can both enjoy. No wonder the elderly get put into nursing homes and shit. There's no sense of family connection.
I've been to greek weddings, lots of spanish family parties(including quinces),even briefly to a paki wedding, black parties even, and it's all much more lively. Loud, lively, laughter, lots of dancing going on, etc.
Again, I'm not talking about your average student party where everyone plays hip hop or techno/trance and gets wasted. The focus here is why can't white families have fun together.
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# 2

2008-09-17, 04:12
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
I've never met a non-white family that wasn't close. I mean, it's not really that white-people family gatherings are inherently bad, it's that the families usually suck.
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# 3

2008-09-17, 04:14
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
It's the trade off. White people get all the money, but the rest of us get to enjoy life.
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# 4

2008-09-17, 04:16
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
I'm white, and my family is NOT like that at ALL..
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# 5

2008-09-17, 04:18
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by kristin
I'm white, and my family is NOT like that at ALL..
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Mine kind of is. We disapprove of niggers and their niggerish ways, so we try to keep it as white as possible.
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# 6

2008-09-17, 04:21
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
My family events are always damn fun. I'm white, Irish to be specific.
Why are they fun? It usually turns out to be a hereditary drinking fest.
Time to give your family shit for being so boring.
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# 7

2008-09-17, 04:23
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Northern VA
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
My family events are always damn fun. I'm white, Irish to be specific.
Why are they fun? It usually turns out to be a hereditary drinking fest.
Time to give your family shit for being so boring.
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Close Irish families that uphold their traditions don't count.
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# 8

2008-09-17, 04:23
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Massachusetts, USA
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
My family events are always damn fun. I'm white, Irish to be specific.
Why are they fun? It usually turns out to be a hereditary drinking fest.
Time to give your family shit for being so boring.
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The Irish are a whole different breed of white, that shouldn't be associated in a general categorization of white people.
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# 9

2008-09-17, 04:25
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pacific northwest
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
Why are they fun? It usually turns out to be a hereditary drinking fest.
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mmhmm. exactly this.
and we have lots of kids running around everywhere, being crazy on 4wheelers, lots of fires and food and paintball guns, loud music. all the older people so drunk they don't give a fuck what you're doing.. me perfectly in the middle of the older and younger age range. i can get drunk with the old people, and still wander off with the kids. and sneak them beer.
i enjoy it
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# 10

2008-09-17, 04:27
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
What do niggers do at family getogethers?
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# 11

2008-09-17, 04:34
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by Zay
Close Irish families that uphold their traditions don't count.
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I see.
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Originally Posted by I'mAfraidofJapan
The Irish are a whole different breed of white, that shouldn't be associated in a general categorization of white people.
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Irish people pretty much are cooler version of white people. It's official.
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Originally Posted by kristin
mmhmm. exactly this.
and we have lots of kids running around everywhere, being crazy on 4wheelers, lots of fires and food and paintball guns, loud music. all the older people so drunk they don't give a fuck what you're doing.. me perfectly in the middle of the older and younger age range. i can get drunk with the old people, and still wander off with the kids. and sneak them beer.
i enjoy it
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Getting fucked up with family has no equal in entertainment in my opinion.
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# 12

2008-09-17, 04:37
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
I'm Irish too.
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# 13

2008-09-17, 04:39
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
Getting fucked up with family has no equal in entertainment in my opinion.
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I just found out that ALL of my cousins, that are all like 20 years older than me, smoke weed. I grew up thinking they were the most drugfree, middle-aged professional types.. smoking weed with them is the weirrrdest thingggg everrrr. But drinking with them, hell yeah that's entertainment. Family is the shit.
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# 14

2008-09-17, 04:42
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by alexander224
What do niggers do at family getogethers?
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Smoke blunts and drink Colt 45's. Then have a feast on watermelon and chicken afterwards.
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# 15

2008-09-17, 04:42
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by kristin
I just found out that ALL of my cousins, that are all like 20 years older than me, smoke weed. I grew up thinking they were the most drugfree, middle-aged professional types.. smoking weed with them is the weirrrdest thingggg everrrr. But drinking with them, hell yeah that's entertainment. Family is the shit.
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Me and my cousins try to smoke as much weed as possible whenever together. I don't see them too often, half of those bastards are still in Ireland.
So once we all get together, we all rejoice, while our livers cry.
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Originally Posted by alexander224
What do niggers do at family getogethers?
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I don't know, whatever the prison will allow.
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# 16

2008-09-17, 04:45
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
I don't know, whatever the prison will allow.
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clever. clever.
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
Me and my cousins try to smoke as much weed as possible whenever together. I don't see them too often, half of those bastards are still in Ireland.
So once we all get together, we all rejoice, while our livers cry.
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aww. you guys sound like a nice bunch. are you all firecrotches?
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# 17

2008-09-17, 04:49
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by kristin
aww. you guys sound like a nice bunch. are you all firecrotches?
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Hell no. Not a single ginger in my family. We ate them all during the potato famine, the useless bastards.
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# 18

2008-09-17, 04:52
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife
Hell no. Not a single ginger in my family. We ate them all during the potato famine, the useless bastards.
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Oh, good. I was worried there for a minute. I like you and everything, but god firecrotches are weird looking. Haha. You ate them.
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# 19

2008-09-17, 05:54
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by alexander224
What do niggers do at family getogethers?
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Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jerger
Smoke blunts and drink Colt 45's. Then have a feast on watermelon and chicken
afterwards.
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honestly, I've witnessed all 4 at family reunions. That and the children ('chillun' pronounced by the older and/or those who still live in the US South; mainly Mississippi) walking/running around, eating, talking, playing basketball, etc. It fucking sucks, except the food. I don't like the DJ choice music (where's the fucking Techno/Trance/etc, no it's all 'Old-school' House and some R&B and some Rap) The 'chillun' run around, and that shit. People talking to each other, etc. Black family reunions can suck just as bad if you don't have similar interests....Oh, and having to get involved in picking up other peoples' garbage and shit...I HATE that. Especially when it's pulled on me with no surprise AND NOT GLOVES. Well that and there being little water to wash your hands immediately and the guys sometimes don't let you in the house (understandably; bunch of people do in and do things and when groups of people are in your house thing eventually get fucked up). There isn't much for me to do now, I'm too old to play in the jumping thing that gets filled with air (what was what I did when younger mainly seriously-apparently I pissed off the other people there sometimes when younger lol), I hate basketball and there isn't much in common with the other people there. I got alone fine with this white girl (blonde) who went there, I was 'different' than the other people there lol :P. but that was back when I was in 6th-7th grade
also note this is my experiences with 2 black family's reunions I have gone to
Last edited by Star Wars Fan; 2008-09-17 at 06:11.
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# 20

2008-09-17, 06:14
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by Star Wars Fan
honestly, I've witnessed all 4 at family reunions. That and the children ('chillun' pronounced by the older and/or those who still live in the US South; mainly Mississippi) walking/running around, eating, talking, playing basketball, etc. It fucking sucks, except the food. I don't like the DJ choice music (where's the fucking Techno/Trance/etc, no it's all 'Old-school' House and some R&B and some Rap) The 'chillun' run around, and that shit. People talking to each other, etc. Black family reunions can suck just as bad if you don't have similar interests....Oh, and having to get involved in picking up other peoples' garbage and shit...I HATE that. Especially when it's pulled on me with no surprise AND NOT GLOVES. Well that and there being little water to wash your hands immediately and the guys sometimes don't let you in the house (understandably; bunch of people do in and do things and when groups of people are in your house thing eventually get fucked up). There isn't much for me to do now, I'm too old to play in the jumping thing that gets filled with air (what was what I did when younger mainly seriously-apparently I pissed off the other people there sometimes when younger lol), I hate basketball and there isn't much in common with the other people there. I got alone fine with this white girl (blonde) who went there, I was 'different' than the other people there lol :P. but that was back when I was in 6th-7th grade
also note this is my experiences with 2 black family's reunions I have gone to
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That's because your family hates you for being semi-retarded(assburgers syndrome) and a complete fuck up.
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# 21

2008-09-17, 06:20
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by Zay
Like, you do a barbecue, and just sit around and talk about your careers.
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If it's a black family gathering you talk about other random shit. Or talking about the newest house music, etc. that and people get drunk at black family reunions....which hey do at white family reunions. There's plenty or drunk relatives, etc.
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careers while playing country music.
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I've heard 30-40 year old white people listen to Rammstein
That and some block parties in white neighborhoods have alternative/rock bands from local places.
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There's no neutral music that young and adult can both enjoy.
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arguably the same applies to rap in black families. Well there's R&B EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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No wonder the elderly get put into nursing homes and shit. There's no sense of family connection.
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as if there's a stronger 'family' connection in black families, what with all the absent fathers, nigga moments, hipocritical and fucked up moms, etc.
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and it's all much more lively. Loud, lively, laughter, lots of dancing going on, etc.
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if you can fit in that environment. If you are too fucking different basically it sucks as there's nothing for you to do. That and you think they're acting like idiots by acting out in public (I REALLY was that way when younger, I've lessened that but still won't be that bad in certain aspects)
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The focus here is why can't white families have fun together.
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it depends on the family as this thread shows. And 'family fun' can entail a lot, especially if your aunt goes and takes her pistol; what with her working with the sheriff (or she is the sheriff, I forgot) of a rural Mississippi county to confront other families and their shit and other conflict....
believe me, IT CAN SUCK. Especially the Religious services offered at EVERY FUCKING BLACK FAMILY GETTOGETHER. Having to dress up in your 'sunday best', the shit you sometimes hear from the preachers and relatives, like 'tuning into god' like you tune into a radio, etc. Well not a bad analogy, but there's worse (NO I AM NOT ATHIEST I AM AGNOSTIC)
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# 22

2008-09-17, 06:26
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Chicago IL, USA
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by Zay
That's because your family hates you for being semi-retarded(assburgers syndrome)
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since you continue to pull the bullshit that autistic peopel are 'retarded' i'll show how full of shit you are.
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Speech and language Although individuals with Asperger syndrome acquire language skills without significant general delay and their speech typically lacks significant abnormalities, language acquisition and use is often atypical.[4] Abnormalities include verbosity; abrupt transitions; literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance; use of metaphor meaningful only to the speaker; auditory perception deficits; unusually pedantic, formal or idiosyncratic speech; and oddities in loudness, pitch, intonation, prosody, and rhythm.[1]
Three aspects of communication patterns are of clinical interest: poor prosody, tangential and circumstantial speech, and marked verbosity. Although inflection and intonation may be less rigid or monotonic than in autism, people with AS often have a limited range of intonation; speech may be unusually fast, jerky or loud. Speech may convey a sense of incoherence; the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful.[4]
Children with AS may have an unusually sophisticated vocabulary at a young age and have been colloquially called "little professors", but have difficulty understanding figurative language and tend to use language literally.[1] Children with AS appear to have particular weaknesses in areas of nonliteral language that include humor, irony, and teasing. Although individuals with AS usually understand the cognitive basis of humor they seem to lack understanding of the intent of humor to share enjoyment with others.[11] Despite strong evidence of impaired humor appreciation, there are anecdotal reports of humor in individuals with AS, which challenge theories of humor in AS.[18]
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Aspergers cases tend to have a "Higher than normal" IQ. Yes IQ isn't too useful but you get the point.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome
"Lower functioning" Autistics are not retarded either
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...v9MYQ6LmrjtZHA
proof? If I acted like everyone else you'd accuse me of being 'ignorant' or 'ghetto' or some shit. STFU cocksucker.
EDIT: and that doesn't answer most of my post, spic.
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2008-09-17, 06:34
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Northern VA
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
WTF is that quotefest? See that's why you're semi-retarded.
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2008-09-17, 06:38
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by Zay
WTF is that quotefest? See that's why you're semi-retarded.
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since you're too much a dipshit I'll make it simple. the stereotype of "Low functioning" Autistics is they are retarded. They are just as 'intelligent' as non-autistic people. Amanda Baggs and Michelle Dawson has confirmed that. They likely know MORE than you do, (as an aside or curiosity Amanda Baggs read some of the TOTSE posts in the late 1980s lol) I have Aspergers Syndrome, which is MUCH closer to the 'normal' side of the spectrum where it blurs into with 'normal' people. Using the same logic I am at least as 'smart' as the 'low-functioning' autistics, who are not 'retarded'
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ABSTRACT—Autistics are presumed to be characterized by cognitive impairment, and their cognitive strengths (e.g., in Block Design performance) are frequently interpreted as low-level by-products of high-level deficits, not as direct manifestations of intelligence. Recent attempts to identify the neuroanatomical and neurofunctional signature of autism have been positioned on this universal, but untested, assumption. We therefore assessed a broad sample of 38 autistic children on the preeminent test of fluid intelligence, Raven's Progressive Matrices. Their scores were, on average, 30 percentile points, and in some cases more than 70 percentile points, higher than their scores on the Wechsler scales of intelligence. Typically developing control children showed no such discrepancy, and a similar contrast was observed when a sample of autistic adults was compared with a sample of nonautistic adults. We conclude that intelligence has been underestimated in autistics.
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http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/j...TRY=1&SRETRY=0
do you get it now?
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# 25

2008-09-17, 06:44
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Northern VA
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
You suck at everything, your family hates you, you spend all of your time backing bullshit causes on obscure websites, you'll never have a normal job, and you have a shitty prose that involves breaking up normal paragraphs into line-by-line block quotes, implying that you're retarded and need to make 20 quote boxes in order to not lose your place. It doesn't matter what the statistics on your type are, personally you exhibit signs of further retardation. You're not status quo.
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# 26

2008-09-17, 06:48
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
My family is like that. It's no surprise that I want to leave the country...
They always ask me how my university studies are going, when I'm going to graduate, what I want to do with engineering, how much I plan to make, where I want to live, what kind of car I want to drive, etc. It seems like it's all about money and material possessions. They actually think I'm studying that for money, but it's just something that makes me happy, which is beyond their comprehension. Crazy ass white families, that's probably why there are so many emo white kids, because they feel neglected by their families.
/rant
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# 27

2008-09-17, 06:58
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by Zay
You suck at everything,
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proof? besides I wrote those Star Wars battle analysis that contradict you
http://www.warsie.deviantart.com/
source? Proof?
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you spend all of your time backing bullshit causes on obscure websites,
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source/proof? and define "bullshit cause". Keep on sucking Society's dick and the Mainstream!
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you'll never have a normal job,
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that might be a GOOD thing
what given some predictions, etc. and intrepretation.
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and you have a shitty prose that involves breaking up normal paragraphs into line-by-line block quotes,
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your point being? It allows people to focus on what exactly you're focusing on, etc. A lot of people do that in debates
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implying that you're retarded
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implications =/= blatant things. Ignore your weak and distorted signals leading to traps
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and need to make 20 quote boxes in order to not lose your place.
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I count 6 not, likely it'll be 10 or less. fail. Besides what's with knocking how people type. It works, correct. Just because it's weird does not mean it 'does not work'
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It doesn't matter what the statistics on your type are,
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so you admit you're trolling and usig random and unfocused bullshit. how nice of a 'logical' and 'intelligent' mod...
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personally you exhibit signs of further retardation.
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some weak arguments do not make 'signs or further retardation' and define 'retardation'
never claimed that..
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# 28

2008-09-17, 07:01
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyO-pDz-Zmo
The first step is to accept that you act like a retard. You're apparently a "higher-functioning retard', so I would think you're potentially capable of hiding your retardation, at the very least.
Try it.
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# 29

2008-09-17, 07:03
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
This thread has brought many lulz.
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# 30

2008-09-17, 07:11
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by DerDrache
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyO-pDz-Zmo
The first step is to accept that you act like a retard.
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how is that 'acting like a retard'
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You're apparently a "higher-functioning retard', so I would think you're potentially capable of hiding your retardation, at the very least.
Try it.
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autistic people are not retarded, do you have bad reading capabilities? I just posted you the link/
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# 31

2008-09-28, 21:21
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Re: Why are white family events so boring?
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Originally Posted by DuckWarri0r
How are you such a moron?
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The same way you do the Lemonparty with Zay and Rainbows...while Snoopy's 4 dicks shoot out and fuck all asses and fly around looking for skull-fuck and other penetration
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