Whenever I'm faced with an attractive girl, about just as soon as I decide I want to fuck her, I start thinking about how much work it's gonna be.

In addition to the amount of work involved, I also hate talking on phones and I hate the notion of pre-sex dates. Getting laid via one-night stands is unreliable, so...I need to fix this shit.

For starters, I'm going to stop fapping so much. But how about getting around my crippling allergy to phones and pre-sex dating?

maybe you should look on craigslist.. ? casual encounters? sounds like your style.

On these silly games that's played by the women.I'm only happy when I'm going up in em. But you know, I'm a menace to society. But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me
So I step to em, with aggression. Listen to the kid, and learn a lesson today. See they think we narrow minded, cause they got a cute face, and big-behinded. So I walk over and say "How ya doin?" see I'm only down for screwing, but you know ya gotta play it off cool,cause if they catch you slippin, you'll get schooled and they'll get you for your money, son. Next thing you know you're getting their hair and they nails done
Fool, and they'll let you show em off. But when it comes to sex, they got a bad cough
Or a headache, it's all give and no take. Run out of money, and watch your heart break
They'll drop you like a bad habit cause a brother with money yo, they gotta have it.

Welcome to my ignore list. A few idiotic posts? I can let those slide, but apparently you don't have anything smart or interesting to say. Ever.

Ignore lists are for pussies.

I know. That's why you're on it.

I can't stand the whole pre-sex dating scenario either. Especially since it's always a gamble. It could end up being some frigid prude who's just looking for some free nights out on the town. I hate the idea of wasting my time on some bitch who couldn't care less about my needs.

I'm considering saving all the money I'd be spending on dates and whatnot and just getting an escort from time to time. SO much easier, and I don't have to worry about not getting my money's worth.

Obviously not...

Says the only black guy who doesn't like NWA.


Canada has whitewashed you sufficiently.

Eh...