My dumbass move for the week last night I smoked a blunt to the head havnt smoked in weeks then goto bed my room mate came home woke me up so I went itnto the kitchen headed up a frozen brownie putit in microwave for 2 min then took the dam thing out and tooka a bite with out letting it cool and wow dumb move now the back of my throwt is burnt to a crisp I cant eat and food only drink just thought yall would like a laugh. What are some of yalls dumb moves while high?

Reading this thread...

One time i was s000per stoned and this cute girl looked over at me. it was the '' hey your cute look '' but i was stoned as fuck and i just stared at her then noticed what i was doing then i left

Lawl

When really spun or baked and gotta recount the money when half way through about 3 or 8 times over... Forgetting the 1 and only thing I came to get at the store once I get there.

You type like you're from ass backwards Arkansas.

once, while getting cozy with my girl @ a hotel, we were smoking HBO from coals, & alot of joints...so many that the smoke alarm went off, sending me into an intense panic that had me running out of the room, dressed in my boxers, (in february)...aside from that, ive lit @ least a carton of newports backwards..(filter on fire).

smoked a jay then proceeded to enter my hot tub. Only thing was my cell fone was in my pocket. I just said fuck it and had a great time didnt even worry about it... till the next day.

been so drunk that i couldnt see straight. thought i was peeing in the toilet, well didnt really give a shit at the time, found out at a later date that i wizzed all over the wall three times in a night.
always pee with your strong eye open and your weak i shut at all times when shit-faced!!!!!!

aside from that, ive lit @ least a carton of newports backwards..(filter on fire).

i am guilty of this and waking up naked and half baked on my bed. for some reason being naked when stoned is very refreshing.

What are some of yalls dumb moves while high?

Typing a bunch of shit without the proper use of grammar or punctuation, making the eyes of the people who read it bleed.

Peace.

This one time I read this post and I was like woah there isn't one fucking period in this post until the end if someone was to try and say it aloud in one go they would die of suffocation because there is no stopping point I mean whoa dude this is crazy can you believe it one time I saw a moose and I was like wow dude its a moose and my friend said wow and then I made a brownie and it burned my mouth because I was so toasted and once I huffed some jenkem and my breath smelled like ball sweat and feces for over a week and I kissed a girl and she was like wow your breath smells like ball sweat and feces and I was like whoa I though the same thing and she was like no way and I was like hell yeah foo and she was like ok and then I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and there was dice in the mirror if anything I could tell that this cab was rare but I though nah forget it yo home to bel air I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and i yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air

Reading this thread...

This.

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once my dad came into my room while i was smoking. my bong was on my subwoofer under my desk along with my chop bowl and lighter. I stoop up, so as to block them from his veiw, he immediatly strode over and asked me what i was doing and what i as obviously trying to hide. My heart was racing at a million miles a minute, and having no where else to go i stalled and said, dad, if i tell you what i was doing will you go away, and hes like maybe, and i was like, ive..ive..uuhh been masturbating. And hes like what, well that doesnt explain the smell, and im like, err i was doing it when you walked in (???? the fuck, I know right.) and he went red with embarresment, and walked away.

wait, thats less a case off dumbass and more a case of genius.

This one time I read this post and I was like woah there isn't one fucking period in this post until the end

That is all I noticed.

What are some of yalls dumb moves while high?
came here

Yeah i had one of those nights. Yeah one time i smoked atleast 4gs persy on my porch then i walked inside and i sat down which i then started to watch tv. After that i decided hey WTF lets make some goddam hotdogs. So as i was kooking these 8 beasty dogs on my stove i proceeded to put the pot i used to cook on on my table. Without a hot plate it proceeded to burn a hole straight through my table. When i woke up next morning there was this 14 inch in diameter hole in my table which my parents bought just 3 weeks previous to this. They were pissed and i got beat.

OP, I did the same thing like 2 weeks ago. I heated up some mashed potatoes (w/parmeshan cheese on top! wtf w/the cheese? I dunno) Yea I forgot to cool it, and the roof of my mouth was burnt for a week.

Leave it to you.

I bet it wasn't even you puffing. You get high off fumes, don't you?

Well done, have a cookie

Shit never gets old lol.

lighting the filter of a cigarette...

coming downstairs while stoned with a bag the size of a kitchen trash bag filled with popcorn when my parents were watching tv.... kind of an odd site to see... kid with blood shot eyes giant bag of popcorn in hand standing in the kitchen...

leaving random shit sitting out...

and cant forget the time i got caught... the night before it was a friend of mine, my sister and her friend all up in my room. sis was packing a couple of bongs, her friend was sitting on my floor drawing mushrooms, and we had already smoked so there was smell... when my mom knocks on the door, and ask why we are all in my room, and we say "playing xbox"... get checked out of school early only being told "we need to talk" we knew what had happened by then, i came home to find my room torn all to fuck. bed upside down, shelves pulled out, the contents of my closet thrown about my room. thing is they didn't find half of what they were looking for. i still had the light bulb vape, they didnt find the weed and asked where it was, i should have just said "there is none left" but i just said fuck it and handed over the last beautiful kush nug i had... i almost cried when she said she flushed it.... that night i ended up vaping the stems from the previous kush nugs, got enough off of it to get decently high that night...

Leave it to you.

I bet it wasn't even you puffing. You get high off fumes, don't you?

wtf r u talking about? w/ the puffing and fumes?