whats it take to start up a gang. i mean compleatly from scratch. meaning little to no cash, no contacts and only a few poeple trustworthy enough to include.

hypotheticaly of course

Hit puberty.

Amen.

Go to prison.

Lesbians, lots and lots of lesbians.

all you need is a couple of friends. maybe you dont have that though?

Tattoos, low intelligence.

I would rant on here for a while, but to keep it short:

Shut your retarded ass the fuck up you wanna-be gangster ass egotistically thinkin' nigga' ass New Arrival. I bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass and wound up as a brown spot on the mattress. Just shoot yourself now, so we don't have to put up with any other idiotic questions like this bullshit. If you have to ask that kind of question, the first time you ever get into a fight with a real gang banger when you try to work his crack corner, your pussy little ass will run back to suck your mother's tit when you get the literal shit knocked out of you as he beats your ass half to death.

Ass.

Like OMG dude, I got a idea. Lets start a gang, and we'll have the kewl ca$h like the other guys, you know? And we be all like BLAM BLAM BLAM and own 'dis shit. But...oh wait. But we ain't gots no money, manpower, sources of income, contacts, popularity, people who give a shit, or knowledge of how to operate a criminal organization.
I know!! I'll go on &T and ask how to start a gang up!


What the hell are you thinking.

I like how people that have only been on &TOTSE for a new months, talk shit about 'New Arrivals'.
lol

Also what a gang needs to start up, is somebody that doesn't ask on a message board how to start up a gang.

These.

A much, much clearer idea of what the fuck you're trying to do and why you're willing to lay down your life without accomplishing it.

Hypothetically, of course...

A bottle of Jim Beam and a boring Sunday afternoon. Guns help.

Weapons, balls, and soldiers, I severely doubt you have any of those.

Listen up new arrival, this is totse. You get what your given or stfu.

Theres plenty of sites that already have an answer to your questions. Also, you need a reason to start it up, and no 13 year old i know has a reason to post on totse, let alone ask how to start a gang. Get some more posts, do your research, then get back to us.

Basically, were sick of researching for everyone else, when they simply cant google "how to start a gang"

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=e...e+Search&meta=

hey that was easy

Yeah - THIS will get you off to a great start. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOkvRu48aE Thank you Google!

Google is NOT the fucking answer to everything, godammit.

Edit: This was the 5th search result on the first page, btw

haha this^ lol'd

depends on the definition.

it could just be a simple circle of friends

We need specifics such as what are you trying to achieve and what business will you be in.

"antisocial adolescents"

Is a good band name.

What you'll need:

Treehouse
Table
Chairs (one per member)
Punch/lemonade/soda/etc
A sign that says "no girls allowed"
Comic books

I know, but I felt this was a reasonable time for me to use it. At least I never asked stupid shit.

It's maturity that matters, not age. That said, I havent notice whether Ðvlad has been acting like a noob or not...
To be honest, most of the older people dont mention it that much, mostly because they can come up with better insults.

Someone with a penis and a pair of balls,
I guess that rules you out.

I guess he posted this thread for the lawlz.

Bart Simpson was the original OG.

I hope your not planning on going up againt any real gangs. You probably wont even stand a chance...would you even be capable to kill someone?

This post made me laugh for some reason.

Hopefully you don't have to go up against any other gangs, then you run the risk of losing and being humiliated! You don't stand a chance against my gang! Do you even have the balls to kill someone?!?! What, pussy?!?

lol hahaa pwnt

Lot's of astroglide so you can take turns fucking each other up the ass.

in parts of florida there were rich white kids starting so called gangs and committing crimes of a decent caliber, but then they cried like pusssies when they realized you goto pound me in the ass federal prison when you get caught. its not a video game. if your white and want to get into crime, organized crime is your best bet. start at the bottom and be prepared to do dirty work.

what a gang needs to start, is a reason to start. Like if you live in a place where u could be shot on the street for no reason or if your in some sort of poor country with no job oppertunities or benefits and need to sell drugs to feed your family.

most people in real gangs fuckin hate bein in a gang and knowing they could be shot by other gangs any day. So what i would suggest for you is to get the fuck out, sit in a corner about think about why your a wee dickhead.

Ha! this for the win


EDIT: I assume your a troll, however in the rare circumstance that your actually serious gangs are not to be taken lightly. Really, like someone else said gangs are for people that need to be in them. You probably have no idea what gang life is like, its not all glamor, power, and money. I'm not saying there isn't any of these things but you have to put in work for shit like that. Basically "putting in work" will eventually get you arrested or shot by your enemies, cause you'll have plenty of those. If you have nothing to lose and your only chance in coming up in the world is through a gang than sure go ahead, but realize that once your in there IS NO LEAVING. Have you ever had to constantly look behind your back or in the mirrors of your car because your afraid of being followed? I mean every minute of the day, always on the look out for folks trying to put you under? It can make a man crazy. Gang banging is a lifestyle not just a job, your whole existence evolves around the set, and are you willing to die for it? Are you willing to become just another statistic because you want respect or power? People don't respect you because you can pull a trigger or break into houses. Respect is having heart and fearlessness, to be willing to die for your homies and set. I assure you when the bullets are flying you will regret everything you did. When your name is on the wall and a dozen niggers want to string your cracker ass up you will regret joining a gang. Gang life is like walking on a tight rope, do or say the wrong thing and your ass is toast.

Gangs? You mean like 12 niggers running around together.... Thats gay.

I like how the acolyte makes more sense then 70% of the people in this thread

what the fuck does your bitch ass know about being in a fucking gang? you live in fucking Indiana.

How the fuck is living in Indiana relevant? I'm just displaying the obvious, don't fucking snap at me for pointing how his idiocy.

The most important thing is that you MUST have a bitchin' name. Something like 'the Nelly T Flo cents.'

The most realistic simulation of gang life is GTA

Call yourself da niggers or relaxed blak kats; it's all in da motherfuckin name.

I was gonna say "balls so you need not apply" but this does nicely

http://www.nagia.org/Gang%20Articles...ic%20Gangs.htm

http://www.gangsorus.com/ganghistory.html

big dawg, shades and uber nigger.

These guys don't know anything about gangs. Forget all the guns and drugs and "putting work in". I'll tell you how to get started:

First, you need some spiffy uniforms. They don't have to be identical, but have a theme. For example, you could all wear turtlenecks and corduroys or something. Save the individuality for your weapons. Have each member pack something different. For example one guy could use a chain, and another cold use like a board with a nail in it.
Next, you need turf. I suggest carving out an area of your local mall, it's a good place for budding gangs. Unbeknownst to most, many infamous gangs such as the P Stones and and the 18th Street gang got their starts terrorizing Cinnabon's and Orange Julius's.

gangs are for pussies, they only lead to death or jail theres no future in gang life.

I used to be a aryan nations skinhead back in the day, im glad I got out of that shit though everyone i know is doing time for stupid shit and half didnt even stay true to their beliefs they sold their own brothers up the river just to lessen their time..

Its a type of primitive instict we has humans have ingrained into our brains to form groups as a survival mechanism its instictive. Understand psychology, and specifically evolutionary psych and you will understand how stupid gangs are. Apes will do the same thing they will form groups and violently defend territory, we do that as a nation we draw invisible borders and divide ourselves, over what? fuck a piece of land it doesnt mean shit but this is the basis of how gangs are.. its about defending territory and raising the social status.. fuck that shit is stupid as hell. if you have a good hand in life get a job and make money the legit way.. Is it worth hittin a lick for 2000 bux in one night, then if you get caught you do a few years in the pen.. when if you get a job you could make that 2000 in a month..

This was my cellie http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2...fe-gang-trial/
Mike mike, he thought he was big and hard and told one of his minions to shoot this dude who didnt have shit to do with anything, he didnt kill anyone but now hes got a life sentence. This is real gang shit not some fucked up play around faggot shit..

We were both in max security this is how max looks if you've never been there..

http://www.cobbsheriff.org/Detention...ldJail_run.jpg

except there were just four single man cells side by side seperated by wall and bars on the front that stayed locked until your time to come out.. and small as fuck with just your bed and a toilet right next to you.. everyday for 1 hour they'd let one of us out to shower, or use the phone. And not a day went by I would hear that fucker infront of my cell wakin my ass up using that phone "OHH MAN come on you cant spare 10-20 bux so i can get some zuus man come on man we rode together bla bla bla" that motherfucker was always on the phone beggin to his so called gang to help him out with shit. the only true people that put money on that fools books was his family. In the end thats all you got man. Some people dont realize this before its too late.

What I think needs to be separated are street gangs and corporate gangs. Street gangs are outright stupid. Hardly any make money. They are the ones that often go to jail. Corporate gangs are more professional and they make serious money. eg, Cosa Nostra, Russian Business Network. They have connections with people high up in legit positions and their job is quite safe. If you were creating a corporate gang then you wouldn't be posting on TOTSE since you would have a business plan.

Careful how far you go down that road 'till you find a post that's worth it.

k? m'k.

Thank you. OP of all people does not need to learn real shit. Steer her/him towards the street if you have to.

Thanks.

No. That's some fucked up play around faggot shit.

You've met the problem of the dangerous fake. There are few left to deal with dangerous fake, and unfortunately this is the real world, where no one is hard and everyone dies, even if the very few do the unneccesary neccesity one gotta do when there was finally no remaining choice.

The police exacerbate the problem, at least in history. Locking away older generations just leaves the newschool unsupervised.

Look at how you, yourself, said that even so much as "snitches get stitches," went away with these ones.

...umm... think the op is d00d 2 set things straight? I get the feeling you already have your feeling on that question about your friends. I don't know about you, but I can't say for sure like the people I respect and like are up to that task.

That's the shit. Ouch. Thank God a tenth of the fake would merck the OP, just like everyone was saying.

Lets hope to a restoration of order in nationalism. 'cause your 'hood really is better than the fucked-up feds. But it ain't that this shit has come to this.

'till a better day. Fight the power, for half of you lurking, that's your school district 'n shit. Live a better gangster than those people who claim they are in the gang, to the best of your humble ability, even if you shirk your work - and pray as many people never put in work as possible, 'cause this shit's stupid, 'n it ain't play. It's only what you gotta do when you damn near lay down your life to avoid what has to be done.

Plur. 'n may spice flow 'n such.

you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
http://fracturado.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/scarface.jpg

i was going to ignore this thread untill i read your post and im interested, ive never heard of corporate gangs, i assume corporate gangs would work by fraud, fraud is much safer and higher paying then blue collar crimes but, not that i know much about gangs other then really old bikey gangs that are dying down and young new age area gangs i would assume behind the best organised crime gang would be a fraudster, the ones who pull off those big corperate crimes, if an idiot criminal leads a gang they continue robbing 7/11's. if an intelligent chemist ran the gang he would organise his men to sell drugs to get money, and if a conman ran the gang he would know other ways to get money, coupled with smarter conmen they will do what we do daily and brainstorm new and improved ways to scam people for cash. so i guess what a gang needs is a smart leader/ or team, the gang will only go as far as the leader can learn and know.

you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
http://www.prairieghosts.com/capone6.jpg

lol he just seems like such a crafty little sneaky bastard of a sneaky crafty scheming little schemer.

Lol

10chares

You are too hard

Someone has been watching "The warriors" lately....

Nothing, just go around fucking people up so they know it's you, filming is becoming more and more popular and replacing the tagging method, gang rapes are a good way to gain notority (and have some fun) sell shit from Safeway in little satchet bags you buy from the tobaccoist mixed with perfume to junkies, when you see a group of guys or anyone acting tough, fuck them up badly, when the cops come to get you just make one of the new members confess up to it.

It's calling 'doing time for someone else', and when he gets out, make sure you've got a house for him and a nice business, but if you're on the right track you won't have to worry about that for twenty or so years, if you haven't managed to get the cops dedicating at least two d's to you by now you're a total failure...

Eventually, if you've managed your rackets and your people well, it'll be time to look for the future, start investing in charity, children's hospitals, bullshit like that... you want a playing field where you can tell the cops if they shut down that club house, Westmead won't be able to add that new wing...

By this time, you can retire and marry you're best friends 16 year old daughter.

There you go...

Now get off my internet and into the obituary section of my sunday paper!