Ok well I live in an apartment for college. It's like one big house with four sections and front doors to each section. So a new family is moving in with a daughter, mom, and dad right next to me. They're moving stuff off a uhaul as I type this. I can see through my window. I have only met the mom who is a milf. I don't know if she's put in a word yet to her daughter about me. But how should should I approach this?

I'm going to be living here for about the next 5 years, and since she's 17 probably a senior at least another year unless she attends the college I am which is right across the street. I don't want to fuck this up then make it akward for the time being. I've never experienced "The girl next door." I'm 18 by the way. So I'm no pedo or a baby raping shit head.

Be normal, friendly, and try to be yourself..................oh right. Just introduce yourself and ask her questions like what her name is, if she's going to college, her major, or wheres shes moving from. Be genuine, don't throw out random questions and just fantasize about fucking her while she answers.

ya i kind of have it planned out that way. omg! hot ass blonde wearing victoria secret sweatpants. Wicked smoking. My fucking standards are high to. This isn't just some yuck.

UPDATE***** Ok well I just found out from my sister that they're from a shit apartment complex downtown because they had no other choice of living until they could afford something else. Well the mom has a new boy friend to. So when I saw her walking off the truck she was smoking a siggy.

So kind of good. I know she is probably into bad boys based on where she lived for a little. And is probably into drinking and smoking weed to. So I think I can pull this one off. I'm going to straight out ask her to if she rolls or parties, etc.

OP, help them move in. Offer them assistance and the rest will happen automatically.

POST pix if you can.

*cough* pics *cough*

so then approach them and introduce yourself nonchalantly

Your a totsean , your going to fuck it up.

Don't poison her llamas.

This.

But don't worry OP, opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Posting pics easy. Since she's from the town were already both in. She must go to the local high school. Both my friends have year books from it. Also there is facebook.

I'll keep you all updated. Thanks. Totse People.