I had a pound of weed that wasn't worth smoking at one point. I eventually traded half of it for better weed of roughly the same weight, and I gave away the rest because I'm such a nice guy.

The most really dank weed I ever had was an ounce. Both times it was just given to me for free, so it's not like I have the permanent hood tip.

P.S. It's not illegal to say how much weed you had in the past, is it?

You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.


No, it's not illegal.....


How much weed have I had in the past?

Enough.

Whoa, that went way over my head. What do you mean by that?

That's crazy. That's the most pot i've ever had as well.

I was just fucking with you because you thought admitting to previous possession of marijuana on an online forum was illegal.

It worked.

LOL what was I thinking? Fuck them feds.

A freind got a small bud of someone.
S/he said "Roll a joint outta that"
So swIm did.
Got 1/2 way thru it & swIms not feeling right, its gone out twice as its moving so slowly between us.
SwIm says "I'm going to go lay down now"
SwIm did, saw spots in a three dimensional space with the eyes closed.
Couldn't move a muscle for over a hour.

The swIm got up & went back & asked about this pot, "uh oh, Did you roll ALL that in a joint?"
"Ug yes, why"
"Oh shit" 'Thats not what you thought it was....."

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SwIms friend got two tinnys off someone. They were rolling it in the smallest joints swIm ever seen, toothpicks, thats it.

So swIm goes to a mates place.
They have just rolled a "Scud Missile" joint of leaf/mids"
We (4) smoked that.
So swIm pulls out 'is tinny & rolls a fine joint.

We smoke that,
Sit there & watch TV, swIm thinks {shit this is some strong stuff, don't think they are as stoned as swIm is}
20 mins later mate gets up, says "I'm going upstairs"
We all go "Yeah OK"
20 mins later swIm asks "Is # OK?"
"I Guess so"
20 mins later mate comes down the stairs.

SwIm goes "Are you OK?" thinking {its only me thats that stoned}

Mate gos "Fuck I'm stoned, I couldn't get to my bed so I went into the dunny, couldn't get up, so I didn't come back down"

Whoa we all go "Yeah I'm absolutley smashed too": & laugh, everyone thought he was the only one that was THAT stoned.
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SwIm did a deed for another swiM, got a liddle bud for it.
That was special 'e was told. {Uh huh?}
When it was smoked swImsMates all agreed, nothings matched that for years.

That is a weird post.


Anyways, the most swim (lol) has ever had was a pound of some high grade mids (light green, crystally pink hairs)

As for recently, I was given an ounce and a half of SenSI Star from a cannabis club.

WHAT?

anyway i just had the best bud of my life, it was some nice frosty shit, gonna get more tomorow.

i shoot weed for fun

man i rail so much weed at a time its not even funny.


most i had...ounce? i dont smoke that much

Oh, Fuk, I thought it said "Whats the BEST budyou ever had?

Shit!

A Pound....

quarter pound

Enough to land me in a federal penitentiary for most of my natural life.

3 oz to myself. Lightweight

2 keys...

N I don't even deal....

I know a person who buys pounds of weed just to smell it constantly and then he puts it all in his bathtub, like Scrooge McDuck.

Stfu, Dickface.

quarter pound. I don't really smoke weed or have any interest in it (as you make shit on it selling), but when I was younger I had a fascination with weed. It's good from time to time, but staying stoned all day every day is lame and boring as fuck.

This thread is fucking retarded, I just thought I let you all know my opinion.