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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-09-13, 04:10
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Default Running out of options.

I'm now a college student, but I still live at home. My parents are very religious. Which means no girls allowed in my room. I'd prefer pepper shove up my ass then hear them tongue lash me. So bringing girls home for a quickie is not an option. One of parents is always in the house. The only friends that live near, I can bring girls to their houses. Are in the same boat as I am. I have no car to hump girls in. can't keep going to motels and hotels cause that cost money. The only girls I can bang are the ones that lives in dorms or have there own apartment. Other than that I'm fucked. Most the girls I get acquainted with wants to come home with me. Damn my cock can't take this anymore. What are my options?
PS I almost got caught in the library, so that's not an option anymore.
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:12
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Thumbs down Re: Running out of options.

Move out of your superstitious, cock blocking, parent's house.


Out of curiosity what religion are they?
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:13
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Default Re: Running out of options.

do it outside
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:25
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Talking Re: Running out of options.

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Move out of your superstitious, cock blocking, parent's house.


Out of curiosity what religion are they?
Christian-Catholics

I wouldn't mind doing it outside, like dogs do "doggy style". but most girls I've been with wouldn't like, fucking in the great out doors. Who wouldn't like a 28F wind at their butt chicks. Kome on.
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:27
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Christian-Catholics

I wouldn't mind doing it outside, like dogs do "doggy style". but most girls I've been with wouldn't like, fucking in the great out doors. Who wouldn't like a 28F wind at their butt chicks. Kome on.
haha maybe you could get a tent and hide it out in the woods or whatever you have where you live, and like equip it with sex shit so you're all prepared everytime you wanna fuck... there's gotta be girls around somewhere who would be down. sounds fun to me *shrug*
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:29
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This.
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:34
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Christian-Catholics
Ouch. Christianity and Catholicism are both notorious for their constant cock blocks.

In reality your only options are

a. Move out
b. Hook up at their place
c. Rent a hotel room
d. Jerk off alone

Do you have a job? If so, I'd start saving up.

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haha maybe you could get a tent and hide it out in the woods or whatever you have where you live, and like equip it with sex shit so you're all prepared everytime you wanna fuck... there's gotta be girls around somewhere who would be down. sounds fun to me *shrug*
That's sounds like some dirty, homeless, elf, sex right there. Is that how you guys party in the Pacific Northwest?
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:35
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That's sounds like some dirty, homeless, elf, sex right there. Is that how you guys party in the Pacific Northwest?
sometimes.
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:41
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sometimes.
Hot....
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Old 2008-09-13, 04:44
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Hot....
yeah? i'm in the bay sometimes
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