I was 14 (im 15 now), in the bathroom with the door closed. I was pulling myself, standing at the bathroom basin with my erection covered in soap suds. Suddenly the door opened, and my grandpa walked in, his eyes widened when he saw what i was doing, but cool as a cat he turned around and said, 'sorry i thought u were brushing your teeth!!'
he never told anyone

lacks lulz

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If I was your dirty old grandpa I would have helped you finish up.

Whether you wanted me to or not.

I was there too dude..I was in your mother's bedroom jacking it to her underwear!

Serious though...You got a cool grandad!

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Masturbating to porn on the computer, mum comes home (I don't hear her of course) and she clearly sees me. She just looked for about 2 seconds then went on carrying in the shopping.

Me? I was like, Ahhh fuck shit wtf? and try to hide it after she already totally saw me doing it and the porn and all.

Nothing was ever said afterwards.


There was another one at a party and I felt horny so I wen to the toilet and while there decided to masturbate. I didn't realize that the door lock was broken and I thought it was locked but it wasn't and of course some flaming hot girl barges in, me facing her cock in hand. he looks at it (drunk as fuck) for like 5 seconds before saying ahh sorry.
Seemed to me she kept accidentally bumping into me after that and trying to converse with me and such, after that.

This one time I was jerking off and then I busted and then I fell asleep.




True story.

you got owned !

Kind of traumatizing but when I was 12, my neighbor was watching me for an hour and I was in bathroom doing my thing, she came in and finished me off.

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Traumatizing? Would you have rather had your male neighbor come finish you off?