Total speculation of course:

Obama will win massive margins on Coastal states and bring out enough blacks in southern states to make them 'competitive', without managing to win any.
He will rack up a fairly substantive win as far as popular votes are concerned and solidify the democrats control of congress.

McCain will hold on to Florida, Virginia, Ohio, and Colorado while potentially picking up Pennsylvania.
McCain carries electoral college, winning a victory similar to Bush's last one, give or take a few states.

I'm going to LOL if this happens.

I'm going to LOL if this happens:
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Pennsylvania has gone democratic in the past two elections, why would it swing now?

I would be surprised to find out that your mother loves you.

Once in office Obama will asign McCain Governor of the Pacific.
http://themocker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mccain_wheelchair.jpg

I think there's going to be a serious backlash against Palin when people start to realize how vacant and useless she really is. Obviously the white Christian "value voter" dumbasses will stand by her (and probably some of the more unstable Hillary fangirls) but not all Republicans are that stupid (just selfish and short-sighted). I don't know how McCain can continue to talk about bringing experience and know-how to the table and so on when he's carrying this bimbo.

The electoral college system sucks.

At last, something we can completely agree on.

The problem is that the Jesus voters were the edge Bush had to get elected twice.

I believe McCain will get eleceted, and ancient Jewish folklore will be what puts him over the edge.

Without it the United States would be a complete ochlocracy, it's actually very helpful.