My friend and I came up with an awesome game last night. The art of ass-hunting. You need a bike or something you can ride away with. The object of the game is to slap as much female ass as possible. Although we often lose count, it doesn't matter; it's crazy fun even if you don't keep score. They're reactions are fucking epic. It's takes little skill and it's barrels of fun. It may sound a little boring or stupid but trust me, if you were there you'd be lmaoing. Anyway, what would you females do/say if you were one of my victims.

Also how much trouble can I get into? I'm sure they can't recognize the back of my head.