Here's what really happened:
Groom: Mates, I have the greatest prank EVAR!!!
Guys: ?????
Groom: You know how Mr. X is always acting like a faggit and being all to himself -- conservative and shit.
Guy #1: oi, he's such a downer, sometimes
Groom: well listener to this; what if I make him my best man (whisper....)
DAY'S LATER: THE BUCK'S PARTY
Groom: Hey Mr.X, . . . get on up there, COMMON!
Mr.X: uhhh... I don't know, man she got a strap-on helmet, that's some weird shit. What kind of stripper did you guys hire?
Groom: You're not being a very best "best-man" right now.

Mr.X: sorry
MINUTES LATER
Mr. X: don't put it in. **tear
Everyone: el oh el.