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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-09-11, 08:20
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dear &totse
so female here. lately i've been getting really jealous of my boyfriend hanging out with his friends a lot instead of talking to me on skype or like smoking pot when i ask him not to because he is like one of those retarded pot smokers..who are just completely useless when they are high. but i've realized that if i keep this up he's just going to get tired of me and i think he's already starting to lost interest. yeah i know he shouldn't put pot before his girlfriend when i kindly ask him to wait so we can talk..when ive been at school/work all day but whatever. give him freedom blabla bla i think..im kinda messed up right now...okay ANYWAYS

well anyways. he's coming over tomorrow morning and im going to shower with him, make him coffee and breakfast . do his laundry and then give him some head. i always go to his house to get rdy for work/school so we have at least a ltitle time to hang out, smoke a cig, fuck, drink coffee, but i asked him to come to my house for once before he goes to work.but to kind of make up for being a bitch and everything. i want to do that for him but i want to do something else to make him REMEMBER it. some thing "special" inb4 anal. done that. idk..i need to do something EPIC. what would u want ur gf to do for you if you had one other then your hand? (jk). like what would just be something totally AWESOME that she could do for you. and if its getting something it has to be under 40$ and be able to obtain within an hours time. i told him to come over and he agreed and just said i have a surprise for him. (the surprise was to make him breakfast and all that stuff but i want to do soemthing MORE)

ideas?

i was going to post this in SA but idk. it SEEMED like it would fit here better. and have a more serious approach

anyways that all probably didnt make since but

tl;dr what is something really simple and nice i can do for my boyfriend tomorrow morning to make him happy. i want to refrain from gifts because i want it to be a little more meaning full then just a present. but if the idea requires money ive got about 40$ i could spend but it has to be something i could get within an hours time...or i could order something and show it to him so he has something to look for but IDK WHAT!!! sry. thanks guys.
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Old 2008-09-11, 09:10
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Buy him coke and than fuck while hes on it.

Have a threesome with one of your friends(hot)

Shit on his chest

Go back in time and kill his mother so he was never born and this shitty thread was never created?



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Old 2008-09-11, 09:30
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dear &totse
so female here. lately i've been getting really jealous of my boyfriend hanging out with his friends a lot instead of talking to me on skype or like smoking pot when i ask him not to because he is like one of those retarded pot smokers..who are just completely useless when they are high. but i've realized that if i keep this up he's just going to get tired of me and i think he's already starting to lost interest. yeah i know he shouldn't put pot before his girlfriend when i kindly ask him to wait so we can talk..when ive been at school/work all day but whatever. give him freedom blabla bla i think..im kinda messed up right now...okay ANYWAYS

well anyways. he's coming over tomorrow morning and im going to shower with him, make him coffee and breakfast . do his laundry and then give him some head.
I read up to here and you madame are a doormat. You are the loving wife whose husband goes out to have a good time and fuck easy chicks while you're scrubbing the shit stains out of his undies.

Knock it off if you have any fucking respect for yourself. Tell him you want to spend some time with him and if he goes all "Yeah but where's my blowjob and clean clothes?" you stab him. Simple as!

And you are a dumbass for putting up with this shit.
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Old 2008-09-11, 09:30
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Buy him coke and than fuck while hes on it.

Have a threesome with one of your friends(hot)

Shit on his chest

Go back in time and kill his mother so he was never born and this shitty thread was never created?



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3020
we've been together for almost two years...not even he would want a threesome. he loves me and wouldnt even want to do that. trust me. when we first started dating i was totally down. then when the idea was brought up again months later....he didnt want to...was lieing lol. shitty thread? this is love and AFFECTION wtf do you expect. your lucky youve been here so long or i'd have a lot more to say to you then that.

p.s....who here would srsly want a girl to shit on there chest?
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Old 2008-09-11, 09:33
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I read up to here and you madame are a doormat. You are the loving wife whose husband goes out to have a good time and fuck easy chicks while you're scrubbing the shit stains out of his undies.

Knock it off if you have any fucking respect for yourself. Tell him you want to spend some time with him and if he goes all "Yeah but where's my blowjob and clean clothes?" you stab him. Simple as!

And you are a dumbass for putting up with this shit.
eh. its not as bad as i just put it out to be lol. i NEVER do anything for him. two years and ive done his laundry..twice? because he doesnt have a washer and dryer and he paid me 40$ to do it.. haha. no i dont do that shit for free...this is volunteer because i want to do somethign nice and sweet for him for once. trust me..once in a blue moon kind of thing. wouldnt you love it when ur gf made you breakfast out of nowhere jsut for the hell of it? wouldnt it remind you why u really love her? idk. maybe im just over thinking it. we need some girls in this thread.
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Old 2008-09-11, 09:35
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you madame are a doormat.
My girlfriend lets me fuck her throat because I like to watch her gag on my cock. Do that.
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Old 2008-09-11, 10:07
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eh. its not as bad as i just put it out to be lol. i NEVER do anything for him. two years and ive done his laundry..twice? because he doesnt have a washer and dryer and he paid me 40$ to do it.. haha. no i dont do that shit for free...this is volunteer because i want to do somethign nice and sweet for him for once. trust me..once in a blue moon kind of thing. wouldnt you love it when ur gf made you breakfast out of nowhere jsut for the hell of it? wouldnt it remind you why u really love her? idk. maybe im just over thinking it. we need some girls in this thread.
I work nights. My missus works days.
She makes me dinner and breakfast all the time. I thank her every time for that and believe me I'm thankful to have someone take care of me that much. And if I'm up before her or I come in after work, she gets coffee (she doesn't eat breakfast. Makes her feel sick)
I fucking love my missus. She doesn't have to do half the shit she does but she does it anyway. I don't have to do anything other than just be there but I like making her a coffee and waking her up in the morning with a kiss and a "Good morning, beautiful" then giving her a cuddle. But I do a lot more than that to let her know how much she means to me.

I treat my lady with complete love and respect. That's what she deserves.

But then again you do nothing for him usually...But laundry, breakfast and a blowjob will be a pleasant surprise. Plus anything we give you.

You, madame, are less than a doormat. He does nothing for you and you do nothing for him other than sexual acts. Two fucking years?! Get a sterilisation because people like you shouldn't plague the world with your shit.
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Old 2008-09-11, 10:17
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I work nights. My missus works days.
She makes me dinner and breakfast all the time. I thank her every time for that and believe me I'm thankful to have someone take care of me that much. And if I'm up before her or I come in after work, she gets coffee (she doesn't eat breakfast. Makes her feel sick)
I fucking love my missus. She doesn't have to do half the shit she does but she does it anyway. I don't have to do anything other than just be there but I like making her a coffee and waking her up in the morning with a kiss and a "Good morning, beautiful" then giving her a cuddle. But I do a lot more than that to let her know how much she means to me.

I treat my lady with complete love and respect. That's what she deserves.
Psycho, that is so sweet.

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You, madame, are less than a doormat. He does nothing for you and you do nothing for him other than sexual acts. Two fucking years?! Get a sterilisation because people like you shouldn't plague the world with your shit.

And this.
Everything Psycho's said is true, word for word.
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Old 2008-09-11, 14:41
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okay obviously you guys are seeing something totally different then what i saw...damnit....
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Old 2008-09-11, 14:55
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p.s....who here would srsly want a girl to shit on there chest?
as long as she gave me a bubble bath immediately afterwards i'm down
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