totse.com | Why i'm killing myself

RelapseTreatment · #1 2008-09-11, 02:23

http://de.tinypic.com/player.php?v=351uvqf&s=4

this video is gona be on fucking replay for the cops to find when they find me dead

PlentyofTorrents.com · #2 2008-09-11, 02:28

http://www.plentyoftorrents.com/flsh/pics/gif/suicide-instructions.gif

jai614 · #3 2008-09-11, 02:31

okay, you sound like you're a sucky son/no appreciation
I have a favor to ask though, if you write a suicide note, show some love for the temple, jai614, etc. . . you know. represent.

dood44 · #4 2008-09-11, 02:35

Go live with your mother?

Kweef · #5 2008-09-11, 03:01

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okay, you sound like you're a sucky son/no appreciation
I have a favor to ask though, if you write a suicide note, show some love for the temple, jai614, etc. . . you know. represent.

Yeah, maybe a little Kweef action as well?

Post it before you do the deed, too.

Totse rep as well, of course.

r2 · #6 2008-09-11, 03:05

Quit being butthurt about your dad not liking you, there's a lot more to life man, don't do it

3PushesBullet · #7 2008-09-11, 03:13

Nigga, you gay.

/Riley Freeman.

But really, kill yourself. Just for posting that. Everything where the dad isn't yelling was a waste of my time.

Revolution · #8 2008-09-11, 03:18

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But really, kill yourself.

i concur

dood44 · #9 2008-09-11, 03:58

Excelent quote by Riley

johnplywd · #10 2008-09-11, 04:06

Your dad loves you

Waffle Stomper · #11 2008-09-11, 04:11

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okay, you sound like you're a sucky son/no appreciation
I have a favor to ask though, if you write a suicide note, show some love for the temple, jai614, etc. . . you know. represent.

Qft. Tell them Waffle Stomper talked you into doing it. I wanna make the 10 o'clock news.

ICantThinkOfAnythingNow · #12 2008-09-11, 04:12

My dad is like that. It sucks.

telecomnerd · #13 2008-09-11, 04:13

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Your dad loves you

Don't let this guy confuse you, he hates you. Give my regards to eternity.

ThunderChunk · #14 2008-09-11, 04:20

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http://de.tinypic.com/player.php?v=351uvqf&s=4

this video is gona be on fucking replay for the cops to find when they find me dead

ya jeez Taylor, go live with your mother..

l33t_looser · #15 2008-09-11, 05:52

oh wow, way to try to make your dad look like a jerk. it didnt work.

im with your dad, i hope you really suicide.

bornkiller · #16 2008-09-11, 06:25

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http://www.plentyoftorrents.com/flsh/pics/gif/suicide-instructions.gif

Lulz!

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Your dad loves you

He's right.....and I love your mother.

KING G · #17 2008-09-11, 07:12

Kill him instead.

nshanin · #18 2008-09-11, 07:27

178 posts and he has almost as many profile views as I do.

Gorloche · #19 2008-09-11, 08:02

Nigga you gay. You gay. You think you the only one with shit in they life? You think you the only one? Nigga, you gay. How you get so gay?

Honestly, though, everyone has their shit. I'm not too conducive to people whing about wanting to kill themselves because someone killed themselves on campus already and it was just a big fucking inconvenience for everyone else and a dick move to the family and friends. Suicide is for cocks and (Godwin alert!) Hitler.

bornkiller · #20 2008-09-11, 08:10

Waits Patiently for more Dr Phil responses.

PlentyofTorrents.com · #21 2008-09-11, 09:26

You're going to be the laughing stock of the afterlife if you kill yourself for something so silly.

Fleeek · #22 2008-09-11, 10:04

Did your dad borrow your ipod or ban you from the Wii or something?

savage negro beast · #23 2008-09-11, 13:23

getting yelled at by your dad is enough reason to off yourself? fucking pansy

jai614 · #24 2008-09-11, 13:29

One reason not to kill yourself. . . yet.

KING G · #25 2008-09-11, 14:23

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One reason not to kill yourself. . . yet.

God damn it, I fucking hate Max Payne, stupid gothic emo peice of shit bullshit, FUCK!

Caint afford Food · #26 2008-09-11, 14:52

Hang in there. Lifes tough but i dont think THATS really worth killing yourself over. OThers have it alot worse, just look at those people in third world countries.

Now grab another Jenkem baloon and mellow out nigga

jai614 · #27 2008-09-11, 15:05

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stupid gothic emo peice of shit bullshit

. . .then it's perfect for the OP, no?
Honestly, Max Payne? Pussy-wiped maybe. . . but emo/gothic, that's a first.
The only thing manlier than Max Payne. . . is Max Payne with dual berettas. . . and if I had nothing to live for, like the OP, Mark Wahlberg in a shoot 'em up of bullet-time glory with maybe a few beers and a perfect 10 hooker would be motivation enough for me to live for a couple of days.

PlentyofTorrents.com · #28 2008-09-11, 16:32

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One reason not to kill yourself. . . yet.

I hope he doesnt have a butch voice like batman. Batman sounds like a kid pretending to be a monster.

r2 · #29 2008-09-11, 16:33

It's gonna be all lulz once they find out your totse name was RelapseTreatment

fatkitty420 · #30 2008-09-11, 16:46

Posting in the thread where a kid kills himself and no one helps.

GOGO Fox story.

aladiesman · #31 2008-09-12, 20:45

Just be glad you have a father.

Atti · #32 2008-09-12, 21:43

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Just be glad you have a father.

Haha... Ownt...

fatkitty420 · #33 2008-09-13, 00:46

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You know the kids an asshole, his name is Taylor. Seriously, think of how many Taylors you've ever met, and think of how many of them are assholes. The ratio should be something like 100%. Taylor, Tyler, Tanner, Tucker, they're all a bunch of fucking assholes.

On the other hand most female Taylors have been fairly hot.

I think it's about a 75% ratio for female Taylor hotness.

3PushesBullet · #34 2008-09-13, 01:09

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On the other hand most female Taylors have been fairly hot.

I think it's about a 75% ratio for female Taylor hotness.

That's because the 25% of the ugly ones are what passes for male. See, once you name your kid Taylor, they automatically become a chick, it's just that the ugly ones look like dudes, and they're all assholes because they're fucking ugly. Scientific fact, look it up...

jai614 · #35 2008-09-13, 01:35

^^Yeah, you always hear people say "what's in a name". . . EVERYTHING! That's why you see so many ugly niggas because they try to get away with shit like "Kunta Kinte".
You name a kid "Lauren" and she's guaranteed to be over a 7 rating.

Jays kick ass.

3xplosive obs3sed · #36 2008-09-13, 02:35

That video was fucking hilarious.

Lobo · #37 2008-09-13, 02:52

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so what convinced you not to do it?
it was Max Payne wasn't it.

you make me lol'd.

John Quincy Adams · #38 2008-09-13, 07:49

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http://de.tinypic.com/player.php?v=351uvqf&s=4

this video is gona be on fucking replay for the cops to find when they find me dead

Tay, why don't you speak with me a little bit about this over AIM or phone? I assume by your dad's speech and yours that you're in the states.

AIM user: actionfaad

ThunderChunk · #39 2008-09-13, 08:30

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You know the kids an asshole, his name is Taylor. Seriously, think of how many Taylors you've ever met, and think of how many of them are assholes. The ratio should be something like 100%. Taylor, Tyler, Tanner, Tucker, they're all a bunch of fucking assholes.

Taylor Hanson?

Balroken · #40 2008-09-13, 09:23

Sounds like your a whining bitch and finally drove you dad nuts, all he did was yell at you get over yourself.

P.S. DO IT!!!!

axe to the face · #41 2008-09-19, 20:54

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=kids

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

totse_is_nothing · #42 2008-09-20, 02:40

is he ded?

RemadE · #43 2008-09-20, 11:40

"I'll sell all that shit son"

lulz

needmoney · #44 2008-09-20, 13:42

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is he ded?

Hopefully...

sum42dood · #45 2008-09-20, 17:52

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is he ded?

New account, look for an annoying suicidal new arrival

ZkEEkZ · #46 2008-09-21, 20:21

*fuck da bullshit, it time 2 throwdown!*

RelapseTreatment · #47 2008-09-21, 20:25

Yeah i'm a troll, so i hired someone to act like an angry drunk fucking father? How fucking stupid can you get??

3PushesBullet · #48 2008-09-21, 22:13

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Yeah I'm a troll, so i hired someone to act like an angry drunk fucking father?

Actually, our line of reasoning was that you just found a video of some guy yelling at the camera and said it was your dad, but now that you've come clean, I have to admit, hiring a trained actor definitely goes above and beyond the call of trolling duty. Good on you sir, good on you indeed.