I've never been much of a drinker, but recently I've decided to say fuck my constant weed use as I'm pretty sure it doesn't do much for my social abilities and have decided to turn to alcohol. I plan on getting a hip flask and a bottle of something. Not entirely sure what. I'm sort of tempted to give Silent Sam a try, never had it before. Other than that, what do you suggest I use to get loaded all day?

Isn't it Alcohol Dependency?

ANYWAYS

Just drink everyday. Doesn't matter what it is. And if you really wanna get screwed up, drink after something that is relatively hard to deal with (a death, fired from a job, girlfriend troubles) and you're be hooked in no time.

It's harder, and therefore more nobler and courageous, to be an alcoholic than it is to be a stoner. Prepare yourself to enter the realm of men.

Learn to drink the cheap shit and enjoy it. Now.

You and your wallet will thank me later.

Buy a dozen cases of beer and drink until you feel good about yourself.

That depends. What kind of liquor do you enjoy?

This. I used to spend between £20 - £50 per day on booze (this was in the bar next to where I worked, but I couldn't get booze anywhere else.) I'd go there before work, during work on my break and after work before getting on the train. It will get expensive because you'll pay for each drink regardless because it's there.

Drinking a lot isn't fun after a while. Example:

I'd get up to go to work (shift is 12:30 - 10pm) I get up at 10am, shower etc, get to the train station to get on the 11:30am train. I get there a little early and I've got time to drink a beer on the platform and time to drink another one on the train on the way there. Get there around 11:45am and walk down to where I work. Being a supervisor I scope out the situation and then leave to go next door - to the bar at the bowling alley. There I'll have Double vodka and orange. Usually I'd limit myself to about 4 of those, then I'd go back, have some mouthwash in my locker (not to drink ) and start my shift.

I'd get an hour break so at somepoint in the afternoon (around 3ish) I'd take my break if it was quiet and go back to the bar and have a pint of beer (they last longer) then probably another 2-3 vodkas. Come to about 8pm I'd be gagging for a drink so I'd take a quick five minute break to get a can of soda from upstairs where I'd empty my 5oz hip flask of vodka into it and have that.

This was a routine. In the end I'd calculated a method for each type of shift where I'd be able to drink all day throughout it until I could get home. The 9am shifts I'd get there for 8:30am and have the hip flask and a coke from the vending machine before starting.

It's not a good thing to do. It'll mess you up.

Anything with grain alcohol on the label.

Silent Sam is a decent enough vodka.

Son of a shining path? A clouded mind?

If you're going to drink cheap vodka, just buy a supermarket's own brand. Does the trick, they generally taste fine and they are dirt cheap. Much like all own brand spirits.