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2008-09-10, 05:21
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I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
My lawn is perfect. No spots no leaves its the perfect shade of green. I cut it twice a week and water it everyday. Its my pride and joy. I see a bunch gay kids walking around eye-ing my lawn. How do I keep my lawn safe?
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# 2
2008-09-10, 05:28
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Re: I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
Bikini models tanning out front. Keeps all the gay kids away.
That, or a shotgun.
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# 3
2008-09-10, 06:36
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Re: I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
Set up surveillance equipment and watch it day and night with a street sweeper in hand.  |
# 4
2008-09-10, 06:37
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Re: I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
Quote:
Originally Posted by deadhero
Bikini models tanning out front. Keeps all the gay kids away.
That, or a shotgun.
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The man's got a two valid points here. Problem solved.
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# 5
2008-09-10, 14:23
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Regular
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Exploding head syndrome
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Re: I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
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# 6
2008-09-10, 16:35
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Re: I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
It's your pride and joy? God damn your life sounds empty.
That being said, I suggest you kill your neighbors. All of them.
Hop to it.
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# 7
2008-09-10, 17:08
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Wonderland motherfucker
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Re: I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
Motor oil.
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# 8
2008-09-10, 20:28
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Re: I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
i think them little queers might think yous a gay too, because of your perfectly manicured lawn
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# 9
2008-09-10, 20:43
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Need to fuck up the perfect lawn couple houses down
i started a thread callev
Need to fuck up the perfect lawn couple houses down
i think im looking at ur yard to fuck up. so down bother watering that grass no more.
see ya soon
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# 10
2008-09-10, 20:46
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bangor northern ireland
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Re: I have the perfect lawn. How to keep it that way?
Quote:
Originally Posted by emisarre
My lawn is perfect. No spots no leaves its the perfect shade of green. I cut it twice a week and water it everyday. Its my pride and joy. I see a bunch gay kids walking around eye-ing my lawn. How do I keep my lawn safe?
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are you...70 years old?
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