this has always confused me... so if you're a pedo, and you 'love' children, does that mean you only love children in general? and if not, if you can love just ONE child, what happens when that child gets older?

Not exactly... you're heterosexual, right? It's the impression I got from the "nailing chicks in fundieland" post, anyways....

You love your mates, right?

You love your family, right?

If your dad asked you for a blowjob... you'd say no, right? Like... not the sort of thing you'd voluntarily put yourself through?

Yeah. Sort of like that. Actually, an awful lot like that.

Well, this is where you learn more about your society than you wanted to know.

You know how "he used to bounce me on his knee" is occasionally used to express long-standing fondness towards a family friend a woman has known since childhood? Sort of a "we've been tight since way back" thing?

Umm...

...ever wonder where that came from, dude? How it entered and shaped our language and our society as english-speaking persons?

Yup.

:O Really? Dayum. That's some education for my ass right there. How did ya find that out?

Well... to be overly blunt, more preschoolers and gradeschoolers have decided to teach me about feminine sexuality than I would have planned.

It's definately better to learn then to teach. Even if it's just sitting around in a circle having the "climbing the flagpole" discussion, you learn a lot more that way. 'n ladies? (inb4"nogurlzonintarwebz")... you had it right back then, dude. Seriously. If you're wondering why your man sucks in bed, stop expecting anything, slap him to the ground, and do what you like. Seriously. You had much better ideas of what to do with yourself back in third grade. Turn off the porn and go with what you know.

But anyways... if you ever meet a surprise masturbator, you will learn much more about our society than you thought. And probably be even more uncomfortable than I was to find out these forbidden secrets of our culture.

'n they only sleep like a baby if they're a bouncing baby girl. Just so you know. Tires 'em right out, and always has.

^^^so your actually a pedophile then? I've actually been curious about that for awhile, I couldn't figure out whether you were the best troll I've ever seen or just a pedophile

Read Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov.

He could be both.

JoePedo is my hero.

I've read it multiple times. Nabokov is a crafty motherfucker. The name Vivian Darkbloom didn't jump out to me at first but I finally realized it's an anagram.
Humbert's love for Lo is fickle. He loves her for what she is at times, who she is, and for some parts platonically. He's a fictional character who's not at all like many of the "pedo's" I've conversed with. It's also claimed that ol' Vlad plagiarized a German novel. Whatever, it's a beautiful work.

The same way Jeremy Iron is my favorite movie hero too...