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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-09-07, 22:51
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Default I'ma need counselin'.
I lost my mind and I still haven't found it.
I used to be so well rounded.
But now I tiptoe on hell's boundaries.

So today, I was working morning shift at Denny's and this knock out dime bombshell came in with 2 of her friends, who were also in the 9-10 range, I couldn't pin it but I didn't care.

Point is, I wanted to fuck them all on the job.

Anyway, I was their waiter, and I was completely embarassed. i made a total fool of myself several times, turning red at the slightest flirtaciousness, which was probably them just making small talk.

Anyway, I need to fuck dimes, I'm gonna rent me a nice Dodge Charger on 24's and make a song called "Now I'm Zoomin' in my Charger on them 24s!"

thats the only chance i have of ever puttin it on a dime, not to mention I work at Dennys..
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Old 2008-09-07, 22:53
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god i fucking hate you

wigger piece of trash
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Old 2008-09-07, 23:00
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god i fucking hate you

wigger piece of trash
I hate you

Your dad loves Jesus
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Old 2008-09-07, 23:04
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I hate you

Your dad loves Jesus
okay that was good
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Old 2008-09-07, 23:05
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I lost my mind and I still haven't found it.
I used to be so well rounded.
But now I tiptoe on hell's boundaries.

So today, I was working morning shift at Denny's and this knock out dime bombshell came in with 2 of her friends, who were also in the 9-10 range, I couldn't pin it but I didn't care.

Point is, I wanted to fuck them all on the job.

Anyway, I was their waiter, and I was completely embarassed. i made a total fool of myself several times, turning red at the slightest flirtaciousness, which was probably them just making small talk.

Anyway, I need to fuck dimes, I'm gonna rent me a nice Dodge Charger on 24's and make a song called "Now I'm Zoomin' in my Charger on them 24s!"

thats the only chance i have of ever puttin it on a dime, not to mention I work at Dennys..
You told me you weren't black yesterday but goddamn bro you have to be black. That was beyond niggerish.
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Old 2008-09-07, 23:05
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okay that was good
Can someone please explain that joke to me?
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Old 2008-09-07, 23:05
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Can someone please explain that joke to me?
Ebonics.
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Old 2008-09-07, 23:28
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Try some confidence, it works miracles.
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Old 2008-09-08, 00:00
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Can someone please explain that joke to me?
look at the last thread i made, "i fucking hate my university" or something to that effect
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Old 2008-09-08, 00:02
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You told me you weren't black yesterday but goddamn bro you have to be black. That was beyond niggerish.
alot of people call me a white nigger, because i'm grimy.
even mo mothafuckas hatin because my chain shiny.
but its ok with me, no reason to get whiny.
because at the top of the game is where you'll find me.
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