I don't exactly remember from where, but I do recall hearing someone say that you can be prescribed weed for anorexia. Well I was wondering, being a naturally thin man myself at 6' ~140lbs, would I be able to feign anorexia in order to receive permission to toke? I know I'd have to slim down even still which may make this impossible anyway, but before any of that is this really a legit method or did I just overhear some tard talking bullshit at some party or something?

nowhere in this was anything close to true said. We are all now dumber for reading this. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

Don't tarnish Billy Madison with your faggotry.

anorexia is not just an eating disorder, its a body image disorder.

its not like anorexic people arent hungry, thats not their problem, they think they are fat even if they are the lowest category on the BMI. pot wont change the way they view themselves, itll just make them a little more hungry, but no true anorexic will give up all the work theyve done just cause theyve got the munchies.

and doctors tend to believe that only teenage girls have anorexia anyway.

if u live in cali, u can get mj prescribed for just about anything if u go to the right place.

theres an clinic in LA where a friend of mine got it prescribed for 'back pain' which he probably doesn't really have. these marijuana clinics dont ask a lot of questions, because seeing the doctor for the recommendation is pretty expensive (like 130 at the place im talking about)

just find a medical marijuana clinic, and tell them u have some kind of chronic pain, make up a sports injury. its really much easier than pretending to have anorexia.

all this assuming ur from the great state of california, of course.

if u live in cali, u can get mj prescribed for just about anything if u go to the right place.

Truth. Plus, anorexia is something that they'll likely prescribe it for. Besides, getting a medical card is pretty damn simple these days. They just want their $150.[/QUOTE]

Just claim you have TMJ, it's a chronic shitty pain that makes your jaw and your muscles ache all the time and you're always having tension headaches and neck pain. Pot does wonders for it even though I don't have a prescription lol.

says the skinny bitch asking if he stops eating if he can get a prescription for weed.

smoking weed illegally and not getting caught> then having your name in the system for medicinal weed. Good luck getting jobs in gov't/politics...

says the skinny bitch asking if he stops eating if he can get a prescription for weed.

smoking weed illegally and not getting caught> then having your name in the system for medicinal weed. Good luck getting jobs in gov't/politics...

I never even suggested that I stop eating. Good luck getting any job without basic reading comprehension. Not to mention it doesn't even work like that and receiving medicinal pot is like any other prescription medicine, but you're too busy being a hostile cunt to actually get any facts straight.

Also, dispensaries>>>buying weed from a dealer.

lol, my friend alex used this reason to get his card

Can you get a club card for insomnia in california (or oregon/washington)?

Not something I'm making up, been to the doctor many times for it and weed is something that helps without any major negative side effects.

yes you can...and just about any other reason. but it is legit

Title of this thread made me lulz.

On the subject prescribing pot for anorexia, it absolutely would be an effective treatment. I went the whole day yesterday without smoking because I felt really sick and I havent eaten one bite of food since two nights ago. This was the first smoke free day for me in a few weeks I guess. Im still not hungry and I havent smoked yet today either.

hmmm... I'm 5'11 and 127 and no doctor has ever even considered doing anything about my weight at all. You heard some dumbass. It's always some idiot that thinks he can be prescribed marijuana for an ailment. Typically only happens in california with the right docotor. I just would not count on it at all.

Its easier to buy weed, then to get an eating disorder and then get weed for it.