Alright, so I'm not sure what size of condoms I should get. And don't tell me "One size fits all". So is there a thing like a conversion chart at all? (I seriously doubt it, and feel retarded for asking) Or what do you prefer if you are 8" with a 6" circumference? And also, would numbing be a good idea, or would it be likely to fuck up somehow (Ie girl being allergic, me not being able to get it up at all, etc). Thanks &T.

Go to the shop and ask for Gangsta Condom. I think it will fit your dick well.

I highly doubt it.

Unless you are badly deformed then pretty much all condoms will fit. However if you are large or uber wide then you may find some are more comfortable than others. Remember they are supposed to be tight.

Best advice I can give is go for http://graphics.condom.com/Images/400JPG/CDD-AVTL-6R_400.jpg

They have an eye bleed price tag (about $2 each here!) but they are the most comfortable, give the best 'closest to sex without' feeling and don't have that horrible smell or taste.

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Don't get anything extra-safe or numbing, you might as well inject your dick with anaesthetic. One size really does usually fit all, you'll probably find them too tight if you've never worn one before but you get used to it.

Ketch, £1 a rubber isn't that bad, surely? Sure beats fucking around with the pub bathroom vending machine and spending £3.

This thread is reminding me of that bit in Peep Show where Jeff sends Mark to go buy some Condoms for him and Sophie.

www.condomdepot.com

You can check measurements there.

If your going to use the "longer pleasure" condoms with lidocaine in them I suggest you put it on the right way.



No one likes a numb pussy.