totse.com | Crashing parties

Black Robin hood · #1 2008-09-07, 04:16

What are your views on crashing parties? I crashed one b4 and it was cool almost got into a fight but yeah it was cool. And I never go by myself.

reborn thief · #2 2008-09-07, 04:23

Its better to go in stealthy then make a BIG fucking deal that your there crashing it. Best way to crash would be to get a car and put an extreme amount of lightbars on it and then a siren just for the added effect. it would scare the shit out of everyone. Then you go in, steal booze/drugs/other expensive shit, and then leave happy

deadhero · #3 2008-09-07, 06:58

Used to do this. Fights would happen sometimes. but sometimes that was the point. More often to drink free booze, smoke free weed, and meet loose women. Sometimes we'd take a joint or a small bottle of hootch to seem like gift-bearing party-goers. Ask for Tom or Moe or Billy or whoever, just to get in the door, ask maybe one other person and then drop it. If your timing is good people wont remember what you said anyway. Dont go too early, but dont miss the peak either. Bigger parties require much less social engineering than smaller gatherings. Either way act like you belong there, mingle, make conversation, and drink up. Go with friends and be prepared to act when confronted, whether that means act like an actor and lie and bumble your way out or clock some jerkoff in the face . . .

plehem12 · #4 2008-09-07, 07:54

i set the house on fire

reborn thief · #5 2008-09-07, 16:09

molotov everything

bonner · #6 2008-09-07, 18:13

...stick it in her pooper?

dick90 · #7 2008-09-07, 19:53

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Originally Posted by Black Robin hood View Post

I crashed one b4 and it was cool almost got into a fight but yeah it was cool. And I never go by myself.

WOW a FIGHT!! Bet you felt hard!

delerium tremens · #8 2008-09-07, 20:05

Crashing parties is sick, especially if you can get kicked out in style. Last time I did it the host was crying.

One of my mates damn near does this professionally. One time when he couldn't get in he pulled up a picnic table on the pavement outside with a few bottles of strongbow, and everyone left the house.

randomcheeseguy · #9 2008-09-07, 20:23

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Originally Posted by bonner View Post

...stick it in her pooper?

sounds like a plan!

Feds In Town · #10 2008-09-08, 04:25

Came once, me and a friend went in while our getaway driver stayed in the car, went in the fridge, i got a 12 pack while he tried to explain that we were leaving, some mexican caught us stealing his Ceyyrss Leiight. We got kicked out and i held the beer and hopped into the lexus.

we rode off to "YOU SEE ME HOP OUT OF A '08, SOMETHIN ON 20-DOS"