Lets just say I have a pretty high security house and its a PAIN in the ass to sneak out.

Ill start with the alarm system. Whenever a door or window is opened, there is a loud obnoxious beep that goes through the alarm keypads. There are 3 keypads. One by my front door, one by a door into my garage, and one in my parents room. I know the code to turn off the alarm and the beep, but if I do that early in the day, my parents would notice that the beep isn't happening, and would turn it back on and then probably ask me why it was off. I could try to turn it off at night, but the sound the keypad makes when you press a key goes off on every keypad, so that would wake my parents up. So turning the beep off...FAIL

Now my parents are pretty light sleepers and I'm pretty light on my feet when I need to be. Right outside my room if you look straight forward is my parents huge ass double doors where the one on the left is always open, the door on the right is closed. It's very rare that they are both closed, especially at night. My dad is a heavy sleeper but my mom is always half awake half asleep kind of thing. Like I could go in there while shes "asleep" and be able to talk to her. Now going down the stairs with socks on would probably be the smart thing to do, but once I get to my main level, its a wood floor, and its pretty creeky. Would just sliding my feet on the floor work or should I tip-toe around.

I've thought about just opening a window earlier in the day, but on the alarms keypad it would say "Fault *Number* Not ready to arm. And if my parents see that they would look around and just think my sisters might of disconnected it. I doubt I would go out any of the windows on my main floor because they are all screened and my entire main floor is wood, just some sections with rugs for furniture. There is a room that would lead right out to the front of my house but there are no blinds and they would notice that its open and my neighbor might see me. My dining room would be out of the question because the windows are screened and my mom is in there a lot. There are a few more windows but they are screened and have really loud horizontal shutters. So this leads me to my basement.

My basement has 1 window that has a curtain/drape thing over it and is used as a fire escape just in case. Its very easy to get in and out of except the screen. I guess I could just leave the screen right outside the window, and open the window earlier and just hope that my parents don't see it on the alarm. But this has a different way of setting off the beep. Instead of 2 pieces of metal touching, I think its a magnet. (Ill post pictures tomorrow, just got a new phone and trying to figure out how the pictures work when connecting to the computer). Hopefully there is a way to just intercept this magnetic/wireless way of setting off the alarm and then not have to worry about it.

But the thing about my basement is that I'm rarely down there at night, ever. Only time I'm down there is when I'm playing my drums or have a few friends over and playing pool or just chilling. So I would need to find something to do down there so my parents don't get the idea that I'm trying to sneak out again. I got caught one time but thats a whole other story that I don't feel like getting into right now. The only real problem is just that my mom is a light sleeper and my dad has to wake up at 5 in the morning to go to work. My mom usually comes into my room a lot, to see if I'm asleep, or to make me go to sleep, cause shes a bitch like that, but it usually stops around 1ish on week ends and its 12:10AM right now, so I'll see how that works out. I know I'll be home before 5AM for my dad to wake up.

Its just that if they see me not in my room and they will call call me and I'll be in my basement just chilling waiting for them to go to sleep and I have service down there, then they would most likely come down and then yell at me for some stupid ass reason. I guess the logical thing to do is go down there and stay down there a while so they know I'll hang out down there a lot.

So the main question here is, What else can I do to sneak out of my house? Did I miss anything? And what should I look out for?

TL;DR VERSION: The security in my house is a bitch and it makes it very annoying to sneak out, so I come to you &t to help me sneak out. Kthx

Gradually convince your parents that you're going to sleep in the basement.

Mostly wouldnt work. Cause I would have nothing to do there. My parents would get suspicious as to why every night I end up in the basement after being in my room watching tv/360/computer. Only logical thing for me sleeping down there would be if someone crashed at my house

...So get a nocturnal friend to sleep over at your house and sneak out?

Because I want to get out alone. And my parents wouldnt let a friend stay here every single weekend.

After your folks go to sleep, find which window you want to abscond from, unscrew the sensor from the window and tape it to the sensor on the frame. When you get home, screw it back on. Just be careful that it doesn't come unaligned during the unscrewing and taping and vice-versa.

Or you could find out which circuit the alarm system is on and shut off that breaker before you make your escape. It is more than likely on a circuit by itself. This may be a problem if the keypads are lit up and someone gets up while you are out and notices the keypads are dead. Or if the alarm has some weird reset function when the power is restored. Or even worse, if it has the dreaded "battery backup."

Or lastly, would it be odd for you to make it a habit of sitting on the back deck for awhile at night? I'm sure you could find some excuse to be out there. Telescope maybe? After awhile your captors would become acustomed to the beep of you going out to get your astronomy fix. Then, on certain nights, you could wander off for a few hours.

EDIT: I missed the whole basement part the first time. You need to become REALLY interested in billiards. Go as far as buying a couple of books about playing pool and/or trick shots. Make sure your jailers see them. And for that special touch, don't forget to show off your new skills now and again.

If that doesn't work, stab mommy and daddy. They can't ground you if they're dead. It's true.

Accept the fact that mommy and daddy want to prevent you from having fun at any time.

Seriously what the fuck is going on with your parents? Just tell them to back the fuck off and let you live a little bit. Wanting to go out at night on the weekends with your friends isn't unreasonable.

Yea they are strict as fuck but last time i was out at about 4 in the morning I got caught by the cops for some stupid ass reason (Friend took a piss on lawn, we all go into trouble) and they made us call our parents to come pick us up.The cops said we smelled like weed and alcohol and we were all completely sober. All of our parents believed the cops over us when we didn't smell like anything at all. So thats why they always tend to be really fucking annoying when it comes to this. Im 16 about to be 17 and a junior (should be a senior just have a late bday) and my parents wanted me home 10 every night during the summer until I cursed them out and told them I wasnt going to be home until 12 for the rest of the summer. They didn't believe me at first but it worked out quite well.

ahahahaha oh wow

what are you guys, 12?

we were 13 at the time. And my parents have been fuckin strict as hell since then. They try to keep me cause I guess they dont want me in jail?