Well in these times of economic gloom I decided to take my investments outside of the legal investment world and take them to more riskier and perhaps illegal investments in third world countries where laws are more lenient and you can usually pay off law enforcement.

I was recently reading an article about a third world country where men enjoy having sex with orangutans and thought this is not only a lulzy investment but a cheap one as well. I was thinking I could get a tranquilizer gun for hunting and catching orangutans in Africa, then set up monkey whore houses for the locals that like to have sex with orangutans. I don't know if I will shave them, I will feel bad if they get lots of mosquito bites.

the whore house will probably be a cheap shack I built in Africa for under 200 bucks. The hunting gear is like 500 bucks. I could be an African millionaire in a couple years, no?

african millionare??? pfft I can be worth 100 billion for only $50 on ebay

well, I know that's why I said millionaire. I guess I'll be an African millionaire in like a couple days which would kick ass. After that I'll become a African multi-trillionaire and then train africian militias to overthrow Mugabe so I can build more orangutan whore houses.

OOO-OOO! I know!
There are no Orang-Utans in Africa!
Do I get the nerd prize?

oh fuck, i got owned. I guess I'll have to ship orangutans from the Asian and Indian regions of the world , I'm sure Asians have no interest in having sex with orangutans. I suspect the Indians and Africans might , however.

There are little girls that have sex with you in Asia, right? And orangutans kinda look like little girls. You wouldn't even have to export the orangutans into africa, just keep it local in Asia!

What do you want, sort of like little asian girls in Orangutang costumes? Why not just catch some niggers and be done with it. They're more populous anyway.

I was at work & reading the paper at smoko & I saw this add from a massage parlor.

It said "Rent a inflatable sheep for 1/2 hr @ $10"

I nearly coughed up my coffee & they all looked at me, Woops, so I read out the add to them.
Fuk, nearly everyone coughed on their food too. Tears in their eyes from laughing.

So later when the boss came in, one of the guys goes "Hey tell him the add you read before"

Boss turns round & looks at me (they had put me on the spot) says "What?"

I get myself sorted & quickly go thru a few pages for effect.
"Ah, found it", compose myself "Special deal, rent an inflatable sheep for $10 a 1/2 hour"

Everyone laughs again, boss says "Hell, only YOU could find a add like that!"

I say, "Nah nah, you know what the best bit is?"
(this is news to everyone, could go bad here, could go good too, better be silent to find out....)
"For $20 you can get Two & have a Threesome!"

One of the guys shot Coffee out of his nose, the Boss had no answer at all,

but you could see he wouldn't want to work with anyone else but us guys...

Asians have interest in having sex with everything.