I mean that exactly.

I am constipated sooooo bad. Man it sucks.

All because of good ole opiates.

I've tried exlaxe extra strength and stool softeners for the past 4 days and nothing. And haven't done any opiates in the past 4 days.

A lot of you do opiates, I'm sure it happens to you, what do you do?

Help my bum out.

epsom salt read directions and have a nice shit if that fails then hospital

Buttsecks

never have a problem shitting on pills, only pissing and then if i sit down i can still piss.

http://www.no-words.com/blog/images/trainspotting_toilet.jpg

Eat a large meal and a double dose of exlax.

Exlax and stool softeners do SHIT:D(no phun intended)

Get some castor oil, but you shouldn't be having these problems if you have not taken any opes for 4 fucking days!:o

Load up on stool softeners and give yourself an enema.

Stool softeners help. They also make stool softeners specifically for medications that cause constipation (opiates).

Also: castor oil, fiber, and cigarettes help.

From wikipedia. List of foods that help with digestion:

* Almonds
* Aloe Vera
* Apple Juice
* Bananas
* Beets
* Chicory
* Chocolate
* Coconut
* Coffee
* Dandelion
* Dates
* Dried apricots
* Endive
* Figs
* Flaxseed
* Grapes
* Hot Tea w/ Lemon
* Liquorice
* Mangos
* Molasses
* Olives
* Papayas
* Parsley
* Peaches/Apricots
* Pears
* Persimmons
* Pineapple
* Plums
* Prunes/Prune Juice
* Rhubarb
* Soybeans
* Tamarind
* Tomato Juice
* Turnips
* Walnuts
* Watercress

Epsom salts work wonders for me when i get the ope constipation.

Try that and eat some really spicy junk food like taco bell or something.