So I was just now peeing drunkenly into the toilet.


I noticed some gross poo crusty above the water line and I think, "Oh gu-ross! who's going to clean that up?"



The I started to move my pee stream over to the poo crusty and sprayed the whole thing clean.


Don't chicks like to clean? I bet this is a talent they wished they had.

they could probly piss all the dishes clean so they'd have time to give their man an after dinner blowjob.

It's hilarious watching girls try to aim their pee. Though their stream is more powerful. Tradeoff I guess.

Wasn't down until I read the last half of the sentence.





I bet they could spray clean the dishes if they had a mirror....



Hmmmmm.

Is it?

Longest piss everyone?

I was going for a solid minute, maybe even two once.

Longest piss here probably a minute and a half, possibly more. This is a pure estimation, I did not have a stop watch at the time.

my longest was 2:56 but I was holding back and really going for a long piss.

Pissing standing up is by far the best part about being a guy. I love it.

Being able to pretty much piss anywhere I want just by undoing a zipper has to be the best part of being a guy

Don't you have to pull it out so you don't get piss on your trousers first?

Ever notice how at the pub as the night goes on you have to stand further back from the toilet?