totse.com | How to smuggle drugs into prison

crazymofojon1 · #1 2008-09-04, 22:50

how would you go about to smuggle drugs into prison?
would you be able to swallow like a baggie and shit it out later to get your product

Grand Masta Thief · #2 2008-09-04, 23:15

That's only effective if you can swallow the package at the time of arrest or you are planning on going to jail because you are being sentenced while on bail.

The most amount most people do ( in weed terms) is a chopped up and compressed amount of a QP. personally I wouldn't try it unless i HAD to go to jail ... I don't want to pick through my shit to get my weed back just to make a couple dollars I could of made on the outside

you need multiple condom and baggie layers , and people either hoop it or swallow it.

A more effective way of smuggling drugs into prison is to rig prisoners you know on the inside to see a phony wife/girlfriend so they can move product @ touch visits . Theres alot more to this scheme for you to make money , but I'm guessing your the one that wants to swallow the package and bring it into jail fer some reason.

ViperX202 · #3 2008-09-04, 23:22

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Originally Posted by Grand Masta Thief View Post

That's only effective if you can swallow the package at the time of arrest or you are planning on going to jail because you are being sentenced while on bail.

The most amount most people do ( in weed terms) is a chopped up and compressed amount of a QP. personally I wouldn't try it unless i HAD to go to jail ... I don't want to pick through my shit to get my weed back just to make a couple dollars I could of made on the outside

you need multiple condom and baggie layers , and people either hoop it or swallow it.

A more effective way of smuggling drugs into prison is to rig prisoners you know on the inside to see a phony wife/girlfriend so they can move product @ touch visits . Theres alot more to this scheme for you to make money , but I'm guessing your the one that wants to swallow the package and bring it into jail fer some reason.

this.

PlentyofTorrents.com · #4 2008-09-05, 10:57

You need a plastic kinder surprise egg and vaseline.
http://cm.iparenting.com/fc/editor_files/images/1042/recalls/Kinder_Surprise_Egg.jpg

None Other · #5 2008-09-05, 11:42

Last year my Law class went to Barwon Prison, which is a super max. facility. One of the dudes talking said he swallowed a ping-pong ball or three full of heroin every fortnight for about almost a year. I think he just threw them back up when he wanted them. He got busted and spent 7 months in the "slot" on the other hand, but still... he must have been king of the prison when he was such a commodity.

VinMetal666 · #6 2008-09-05, 19:49

Shove it up your asshole

SomeLowLife · #7 2008-09-05, 20:06

As everyone said, you better stick all those drugs up your ass.

It may hurt at first but you better get used to a loose asshole, cause you going to the booty house.

unfrgvncure · #8 2008-09-06, 03:02

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Originally Posted by PlentyofTorrents.com View Post

You need a plastic kinder surprise egg and vaseline.
http://cm.iparenting.com/fc/editor_files/images/1042/recalls/Kinder_Surprise_Egg.jpg

joke or not that cracked me up

Pandoras Assassin · #9 2008-09-06, 03:05

This is a cleaver troll.

I'am pretty sure you use the same method Cartman used to get Candyland into DH...

gfizzle · #10 2008-09-06, 03:32

pretend the drugs are a big black dick. now shove em up there. its good practice for whats ahead