My friend had just got on probation and he was supposed to have his first meeting about a week ago. He had a feeling he was going to get drug tested and knew he'd fail it so he called and said he had food poisoning. Well now the meeting is scheduled for this Monday and his probation officer wants to see a doctors note.

Whats the best option?

a.) Not bring any note at all and say he forgot it.

b.) Make a fake one even though that would be very risky.

c.) Say he forgot to ask the doctor for the note.

Any other suggestions?

I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if you go w/ option B, here is my two cents:


1.Go and get a real doctors note next time you're sick.
2. Scan to computer for template.
3. Edit w/ photoshop.
4. Print out.

Repeat.

If u don't have a printer, then email a digital copy to a web based email, and print it at a library, or work, ect.

You can also invest in a stamp of their signature. You can have them made for under $30 maybe even $15 to $20. Just use the original as a template.

I agree with malboro, ive done it plenty of times with older notes and shit,easy as pie,it just goes under some file they reallydont look it over too much

I know I'm a new arrivals, and you guys hate us, which is understandable, but could someone send me a scan of a doctor's note please? Cuz I could use one.

Fuck off new arrival.

lol. That is all that can be said that you will understand.

No really, fuck off you cheeky cunt.

What have you contributed to deserve anything from fellow totseans.
(It's a rhetorical question for a reason)

Actually I was intrigued, so I looked on google (which I assume you did as well). I found a website that includes 25 different notes for $15. http://www.bestfakedoctornotes.com/

Someone should buy them, then put them on rapidshare for everyone to enjoy.

That's what I was genuinely considering, but I did a little research and that site gives watermarked files so you'd have to spend ages photoshopping logos and stuff off. If I can find a decent one, I'll upload it or something.

Yeah I was considering buying from there and uploading it, but then I did some research and found out that that site's files are really watermarked so you'd have to photoshop loads of crap out which I can't be bothered to do cuz it'd leave us with a crap effect, so if I find a better one I'll upload it.