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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-09-02, 13:12
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Default I've been one night standed :(

So the other night was the last party before school started for everyone around here, so we decided to comendere all my alcohol (about a gallon in assorted vodkas), invite this girl I just met {lets call her Jullie}, and drink it all between three people (although it was mostly her and I drinking because my friend was too cheap to get 3 fountain drinks, so we just shared our drinks with her (and she was sucking down one drink or the other the whole night), and as the night progressed her and I got more and more drunk, until eventually I went upstairs to pass out (which I did apparently because my friend's girlfriend has pictures of Jullie fucking with me when I was asleep), but with any other time I pass out it's usually a power nap then back to drinking, so I go back downstairs and smoke a cigarette, and she wants to "lay down" with me, so we go back upstairs, fuck, get walked in on by my friend's sister, then we leave, I give her my number we make out a little, and she promises to call me, then the next day I find out she wants to "just be friends", and believe it or not, it hurts, because I really liked this girl.

TL/DR: Got drunk, fucked, I really like this girl, and it hurts really bad that she doesn't like me back.

Advice? Am I just being a pussy? Is this how girl's feel when you hit it and quit it?

I'm not cut out for playing the field
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Old 2008-09-02, 13:45
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Wink Re: I've been one night standed :(

Yes sir, you are gay
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Old 2008-09-02, 14:16
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Default Re: I've been one night standed :(

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Yes sir, you are gay
So your saying that because I desire a relationship with a female that isn't going to fuck me once and leave me I am a closet homo???? OH NOES!!!!oneoneone
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Old 2008-09-02, 14:19
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Default Re: I've been one night standed :(

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Originally Posted by helladamnleet View Post
So the other night was the last party before school started for everyone around here, so we decided to comendere all my alcohol (about a gallon in assorted vodkas), invite this girl I just met {lets call her Jullie}, and drink it all between three people (although it was mostly her and I drinking because my friend was too cheap to get 3 fountain drinks, so we just shared our drinks with her (and she was sucking down one drink or the other the whole night), and as the night progressed her and I got more and more drunk, until eventually I went upstairs to pass out (which I did apparently because my friend's girlfriend has pictures of Jullie fucking with me when I was asleep), but with any other time I pass out it's usually a power nap then back to drinking, so I go back downstairs and smoke a cigarette, band she wants to "lay down" with me, so we go back upstairs, fuck, get walked in on by my friend's sister, then we leave, I give her my number we make out a little, and she promises to call me, then the next day I find out she wants to "just be friends", and believe it or not, it hurts, because I really liked this girl.

TL/DR: Got drunk, fucked, I really like this girl, and it hurts really bad that she doesn't like me back.

Advice? Am I just being a pussy? Is this how girl's feel when you hit it and quit it?

I'm not cut out for playing the field
see above, missed your chance, whether or not it was you fault, she isnt in that mindset anymore.

Just remember these steps next time you take some girl up into a bedroom: A. Lock the door as soon as you go in knowing something is going down, and B. Upon securing the door wedge something against the door. People are fucking blocks like a son of a bitch now a days, always fucking up shit for you.
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Old 2008-09-02, 15:02
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Default Re: I've been one night standed :(

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So your saying that because I desire a relationship with a female that isn't going to fuck me once and leave me I am a closet homo???? OH NOES!!!!oneoneone
No, I'm saying that because I knew it would provoke a reaction like that.
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Old 2008-09-02, 15:04
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Default Re: I've been one night standed :(

Maybe you're not boyfriend material.
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Old 2008-09-02, 15:41
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Protip: don't get drunk.
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Old 2008-09-02, 15:59
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Default Re: I've been one night standed :(

She does like you, otherwise nothing would have happened; sometimes it's better to have someone in your life as a friend. Not everybody is interested in a relationship.
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Old 2008-09-02, 16:14
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Default Re: I've been one night standed :(

shut up! you got to skip the bullshit, cutsie stuff and just have drunken sex with someone who just wanted your dick between her legs.

Last edited by bbthechamp; 2008-09-02 at 16:17. Reason: drugs make me scattered brain
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Old 2008-09-02, 16:25
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Congratulation, you now have herpes.

Wait, you don't?

Well, there's a reason to be happy then.

Celebrate!
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